Great Song Titles

[dr_mabeuse]

Warren Zevon: Lawyers, Guns, & Money and Werewolves of London.

Frank Zappa has a lot. All that comes to me now is 10,000 Motels, Little Cigars, Weasels Ripped My Flesh and some anti-disco epic featuring Sheikh Yarbuti.

Living in a Tasteless World, King Of The Nested Zeros, and A Bachelor's Hands, (c) yers truly.

--Zoot

 

[Boota]

Tom Mabe puts out CD's of his pranks he plays on telemarketers and one of them has two songs from him on it. The song I'm thinking of is, "I Hate Every Bone In Your Body But Mine".

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Not necessarily the same previous suggestions, but:

"Touche" - Godsmack
"Cigarette" - The Clarks
"Penny on the Floor" - The Clarks

Q_C

 

[Kassiana]

Bob Rivers and Twisted Radio:
What if God Smoked Cannabis?
Walking Round in Women's Underwear
Hark, the Harelipped Angels Sing
The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen
All You Need Is Elves
Jingle Hell's Bells
Be Claus I Got High

DaVinci's Notebook:
Title of the Song
Enormous Penis
Window Washing Cowboy
Shoehorn With Teeth

Arrogant Worms:
History Is Made By Stupid People
Carrot Juice is Murder
Me Like Hockey
We Are the Beaver

Weird Al Yankovic:
Please Don't Wear Those Shoes
Trigger Happy
She Never Told Me She Was a Mime
Polkamon

Subway to Sally:
Wenn Engel Hassen
Abendlied

Avenue Q:
There Is Life Outside Your Apartment
Everyone's A Little Bit Racist
I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today

Beatallica:
I Want to Choke Your Band
The Thing That Should Not Let It Be

Tom Lehrer:
Poisoning Pigeons In the Park

Scratch 'n' Burn:
Wassup Holmes

 

[Dar~]

if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me

 

[glynndah]

Come on Eileen

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost every night?

Your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore

 

[yui]

Brand New Key - Melanie

"Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them out you see"

(Am I) Not Pretty Enough - Kasey Chambers

 

[thebullet]

Your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore

- is by John Prine


The Roches: Jerks on the Loose
Face Down at Folk City
Nurds

The Beatles: Why Don't we do it in the road?
Everybody's got something to hide Except Me and My Monkey

John Prine: Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
Come Back to Us Barbara Lewis Hare Krishna Beauregard

Homer and Jethro: I'm My Own Grandpa

Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandmother too.

If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa

 

[CharleyH]

I can think of many good titles, but not great ones. I will think on it, and why

 

[Equinoxe]

A few Mogwai songs come to mind (although, I rather like the songs themselves):
Burn Girl Prom Queen
Kids Will Be Skeletons
I Am Not Batman
Year 2000 Non-Compliant Cardia

Of course, those might be more weird than great song titles.

 

[togitc]

Scotty Doesn't Know~ Lustra
Cold Shower Tuesdays~ Bowling for Soup
Shut Up~ Black Eyed Peas
Makes Me Wanna Die~ Tricky