greetings

[Guest]

Free admission. BYOB&T

Bring your own beer and toys.

Whoo hoo! On my way.

 

[Guest]

Place your bets here!

 

[Guest]

662

'Nuff said.

 

[Guest]

Hah! We'll be the longest running thread on lit.

 

[Guest]

Whoa, what a concept

 

[Guest]

It can spell now!

 

[Debbie]

American or New Zealand? LOL I vote American money and I know you will be right! Do you think they need pee breaks?

Do they get bloated like this?

 

[Guest]

ATTENTION! THERE WILL BE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THAT NEW CHICK WHO STARTED THIS THREAD!



*** Hi ***



WE NOW RETURN YOU BACK TO YOUR REGULAR THREAD HIJACKING ALREADY IN PROGRESS!

 

[Guest]

*purrs* midnight? shit, lavy-doll could do it on her lonesome...

 

[Guest]

I think this is called hazing.

 

[Guest]

I bid a bag of Whiskas

 

[Guest]

?

 

[Guest]

My high priced pussy could do it by midnight!

 

[Guest]

And my pussy could do it all night.

 

[Guest]

A woman can dream, can't she?

 

[Silverlily]

Ok Owen, I'll see your Whiskas and raise you a bag of Pounce.






what are we bidding on again?

 

[Guest]

Yummy.

 

[Guest]

Well, they are.

 

[Guest]

Okay, now we have gone far past the realm of good taste.

 

[Guest]

Ok Owen, I'll see your Whiskas and raise you a bag of Pounce.






what are we bidding on again?

I see your bag of Pounce and raise you a tub of Tidy Cat Odor Control

 

[Guest]

I've got you all beat. 2 Kilos of catnip.

 

[Guest]

Only 19.99! Comes with her own computer, porn stories and a little red car! 3 Crazy outfits you can mix and match, and her hair is three different colors!


Also try our new Laurel The Pooh dolls, and coming soon, the Pierceable Cymbidia, Barbie's new best friend!

 

[Guest]

Well, Laurel you owe me.

 

[Guest]

I love this cookies turn-off thing.

 

[Guest]

Post faster damn it! Faster!