Guess penis size!! Sparky and Expertise will be the final judges!!!

[Guest]

 

[Expertise]

Fuck it. I'm better with my mouth anyway.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I case you must know. Mostly erect the StudMuffin measures in at just over 9 1/2" in length. I'm not too sure about circumfrence, but it's not the same, the head is thicker than the base. Hard as I've ever seen it get, he measured in at 10 inches. Yes, the StudMuffin is TOO big. The pokey pokey thing at the mouth of the uterus isn't a happening thing in Muffinland. He poked me too hard once and I broke the skin on his neck. Made him cum too, wierdo.

 

[Juliangel]

Fuck it. I'm better with my mouth anyway.

Sweetie that's all you really need anyway, the rest is just bonus

 

[April]

Men! Who can ever figure them out? But the fun is in the trying.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yeah, anyway......

I much prefer discusions regarding clit size.

 

[Thumper]

I just couldn't resist....

I wasn't gonna touch this thread with a...er...my...um...uh..pole OK!

Expertise!! It's not the size of the ship it's the motion of the ocean hunny!!!

Yeah but I still think an Aircraft Carrier is much sexier than a little dinghy!

FYI...I have no idea and I too now have an inferiority complex...

Expertise, Let's go lift weights or shoot guns or put headers on a car or whatever us challenged guys do to compensate.

[Edited by Thumper on 12-12-2000 at 06:53 PM]

 

[Nicole]

So now were guessing penis size?

Can I just say ... 10 inches? Keep the fuck away from me, OWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

I look for a man for his personality and intelligence first, but if I had to go by penis size, I would say about 6 - 7 inches in length with a nice thickness to it.

I dunno if it's just me but I get turned on more by the way the fuck you, than the size of their cock.

I wouldn't even begin to guess the size of the men here at Lit. How would they prove it anyway?

 

[Ezzy]

Ummmmmmmmm...

I wouldn't even begin to guess the size of the men here at Lit. How would they prove it anyway?

Wondering if this picture with the ruler should be posted?



EZ

 

[Nicole]

Ummm Ezzy if you really wanna show it off, you have my Email (LOL).

Your just so cute sweetheart

 

[Ezzy]

Here you are...

For those interested in a picture of a prick next to a ruler.

http://www.royalreport.com/images/Lizphil.jpg



EZ

 

[Nicole]

Oh Ezzy, you have just made me Laugh so fucking hard.

Thanks very much for that.

 

[Chuckus]

Re: Here you are...

For those interested in a picture of a prick next to a ruler.

http://www.royalreport.com/images/Lizphil.jpg



EZ

L'ing OL ROFLMFAO............true true true.

 

[Juliangel]

Ezzy
OMG ROFLMAO!!!!

 

[Mustang Sally]

And I've never gotten the girth measurement??? I mean 5 or 6 inches?!? Around!?! Isn't that like coke can - forearm/wrist territory? I've seen a lot of fucking dudes - hard and soft - been there right next to'em in Shebabe'n'me fun fests and I tell ya - never seen one the size of my wrist or anyone elses.

Think about it this way - I can make a circle with my fingers around my own wrist and the tops of my thumb and middle finger meet comfortably. I may have a small wrist, and I know I have small hands, but I don't think it's that outrageous. Try it. Two for three have been that wide, in my somewhat limited experience. (ie. I could just barely wrap my hand around and have my fingers meet.)

 

[Deborah]

Who really cares about Needledick the Bug Fucker and Rodney the Rug Sucker (only time he shuts up)?

 

[Expertise]

Deborah everyone knows you have a bigger penis than any male on the planet.

No need to gloat.

How are those hormone treatments coming along?

Mustache filling in nicely?

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Re: I just couldn't resist....

Yeah but I still think an Aircraft Carrier is much sexier than a little dinghy!

Okay, not being one of those stereotypical East German shot putters, I prefer not being impaled! So somewhere inbetween those two, you wascally wabbit, would be perfect. Why don't you come over here and we'll give it a test drive?

this thread made me think of this:
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist camp?

The guy who can carry a dozen donuts -- and TWO cups of coffee!

 

[Deborah]

The moustache and goatee are much better than that peach fuzz Purple Haze, but you'll see, I'll prove it soon. But now, alas, work calls for the moment.

 

[Expertise]

COWARD! COME BACKE HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A......?????

Have a good day at the mines Deborah.

 

[Thumper]

I'll never look at...

another cream filled doughnut again. BTW glazed donuts here...alas only two and I spilled one of the coffees...that shit's HOT! YEEEOOOW!

Just keep Deborah and her torpedo away from my dinghy...

Maybe if she would wear that thing backwards once in a while she wouldn't be nastier than a Republican on tax day.