Guess who's back

[dee_cole]

Hey everyone, old and new. I am back. The Dee-ster is once again ... in effect. I am on the look out for all of my old co-horts. Many of you may not remember when I shook up the lit board as it had never been shaken before. How do I know? Well... When you know... you just know.
Soooooo much has happened since I last ventured in here. Bush is in office, Puffy and Jennifer broke up, my Redskins were dreadful, so are my stocks. Enough about current events...I am back to claim my title here,...The only thing is that I cant quite remember what it was. Oh yes! The ladies called me lizard tongue and long dong. The fellas called me all kinds of names. Jealousy I suppose.
Again greetings to all!

 

[Angel]

Hrm.

 

[Jade]

It definetely wasn't the same without you ...

Oh hot damn.... next thing we know DCL is going to be on here praising Jesus or something...

 

[Laurel]

Before you ask - no, you don't get your own newsletter.

 

[fgarvb1]

I don't know who his is. But he's has me grinning already.

 

[Guest]

Uhh,...

Well, I was just peeking in to see what was up.

Then, of course, I see dee's post, and I start thinking... damn maybe this is part of the MUTHER FUCKIN' PETTY BICKERING THAT caused me to not want to visit this site as frequently in the first place...

... damn. I hope not.

Nitelight -- panties. -- I just wanted you regulars to know that I think of you often.

It's the trolls around this place that keep me dis-interested.

Sniff you later.

 

[CelestialBody]

Hello,

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[SeXy ReDHeD]

Hey there Dee_ster.

 

[Guest]

Oh my!!!

What I wouldn't do for a wonderful pair of CB's panties!!!

CB thanks for remembering me. There's no doubt I remember you! I'll be peeking in from time to time.

Hope to see you here.

 

[Flagg]

Hi there "all kinds of names" - we really did miss you. Honestly.

 

[Expertise]

Big D!

Welcome back!

I suppose your just strollin' around inside the beltway with that "Gee its good to be on the 'outside' again" look on your face.

Hope your parole goes well and that Bubba keeps writing you those post cards assuring you that even though you're back on the street your still his little snuggle bunny bitch boy.

Later dick snot

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Holy Shit! Did you all see this? http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=27314&pagenumber=1

 

[dee_cole]

Thanks to all for a civil greeting

Except for expertise, whom I don't even remember, it is nice to hear from you. I am glad to be back. I have stopped by from time to time but haven't jumped in.

Hellooooo Laurel. What's the deal with me not getting a news letter?

Oh and Expertise ...Bubba's doing well. He says he's sorry for not sending your mama any money, and for being such a piss poor father to you and you Siamese twin... but since he's had his homemade sex change, his blowjob business has slowed down. The fellas on the cell block say they liked your daddy better as a man. Who did he consult on that move...you?

Celestial - I look forward to those panties ... make them a pair that you have just finished wearing!

And to my baby SeXy Red - Oh how I've missed you. Have you found Mr. Right yet. If you get tired...I'm Mr. Right Now.


PEACE. THE DEE

Has anyone had any great sex lately? And whose voice is that in those audio erotic stories. Is that you Laurel?

 

[Expertise]

As witty and well written as ever cum-bubble.

I'd continue to insult you just to see another pathetic reply but who has the time. So i'll leave you alone to make a fool of yourself.

Before I go just a brief PSA though....

D Cole is in the house all you playahs. Just a warnin' to mah homies out there not to mistake him for a bitch. He may be wearin a dress but he still got a LITTLE sumpin' sumpin' in his drawers that you may not be 'spectin'.

Peace...out.

 

[CelestialBody]

Sorry D,

 

[Expertise]

Re: Sorry D,

The panties were for Happy only.

Expertise,
Good to see you back. LMAO @ your post. Where the hell did THAT come from?

Just needed a punching bag to vent a little pent up frustration, cutie pie. Dick snot here fits the bill.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

WE HAVE THE DEE COLE PANTY PICS: http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=27314&pagenumber=1

 

[Expertise]

I still think that in reality he's Marion Barry, and back on "the Crack"

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Originally posted by CelestialBody DCL you would probably get a better response if you put your own pics up, BTW boxers or briefs??

How about this instead?

Dixon Carter Lee / Alyssa Milano Blowjob Video: http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=27314&pagenumber=1

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Briefs. Boxers make me feel like I should be wearing baggy pants going "Yo, yo, yo." a lot.

 

[dee_cole]

I come back with out an utterance of disrespect and yet....

Any one reading will see that all I said was hello and expertise in her? his? miniscule organ called a brain decides that s/he wants to steal my stage. Get lost you infected pimple of a sick baboons ass. And someone please tell Dixon that I will not break my pledge to ignore him because he is less than worthless and his insults dont even register. He is nothing but a Lasher wannabe.

By the way...Where is the Lasher, now his insults are amusing and worthwhile. Unlike some of these clods around here.

Oh and celestial, once i get those panties your cyber coochie will belong to only me.

 

[alexander tzara]

WE HAVE LASHER LOCKED IN THE ATTIC

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