Guy dresses as woman in bet to pick up lesbian

[angie girl]

beer/coke

ooc: Well sweetie, if you have a fantasy about the UPS boy or girl? hey I am all over that! whatever, but you gotta explain a little. You are trully weird.

Little girls, when they get to some age, raid mommie's closet and "dress up". Hats, shoes, whatever. Play like grown-ups. But at ALL costs, we MUST leave anyone's mommie out of this story? clear? In our story, we might raid Angie's closet (my real name just in case you give a shit who's throat you just violated) if you get my drift?

Dress up each other? dress up and go out? dress up and fuck UPS delvery persons?

and PS: unlike the story, I have had some number of dicks in my mouth, but when you mentioned the "beer can" image, I thought, sure? I could do that. Which lead me to the diet coke can (no beer sorry) and uh-uh. Now way babe. And I've never had one I couldn't get in, so you and me are both dreaming babe. But I love the image. Kegger anyone?


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UPS, no it wasn't lame, that is so clever, I am dumb as a box a rocks...

 

[angie girl]

My Turn

Ok, he likes lingerie? I can play that game too. Rummaging through my drawers to come up with a little teddy I loved. Deep rose, little demi cups with enough support to really push ‘em up nice and round, and a wonderful detail lace panel running all the way down the front. Not a thong but small in the rear. Sexy but classy. Dug out my six inch stiletto platforms, open toes with an ankle strap. Mmmmm, toe nails needed a touch up but I doubt if he wanted to wait for that. Looked hot Angie Girl. The white stockings and shoes kind of a nasty contrast to the dark teddy. Gotta remem to tell Bruce how well the perm is holding up to. Love that fresh fucked look it gave me.

Now. The dildo, holding up the obscene black device. Oh well, can’t back out now. Wrapping it around my waist, down between my legs, cinching it up tight till it hurt. One gf in my life who actually liked these things, only reason I even have it. Looking at myself in the full length, with a eight inch black penis sticking straight out from my delicate teddy. Maybe sexy, definetely not classy. But it’s time Angela, let’s go play ruff and stuff.

When I walk back into the bedroom he is gone.

Scared him off? Nope, walks in with two scotches, neat. Neat. Handing me one while his eyes just flicker below my waist. God I felt foolish.

Thanks, as I take the heavy glass, touching it to his in a toast, wanting to look the stern mistress but my eyes smiling. He looks so weird, but so cute. So tall and slim, no hair on his body, muscles but not bulk. His face kinda pixie though the makeup needed some work. Maybe if we play dress ups later. But I love the outfit, top might be a lil large but I bet I could wear that. He comes real close to being as good as a fem. Bruce could help with the hair though. And he has got that thing back in his panties, god knows how, although he ain’t fooling anybody with that bulge in his crotch.

Drink up, I say, you’re gonna need it, cuss it’s your turn big boy, and I got some payback coming. Deep throat fucking the dyke is against the rules.

Drinks finished, I step up to him, arms up around his neck, tall now in my platforms, my nearly naked tits mashed against his thin chamie. Silk on silk, my nippies like spikes, feeling his lacey top. And cock to cock, so to speak. Pushing "my fat dick" into his hips, him looking down at it. Yeah, take a good look at it sweetie, I coo, for about the next hour it is about all you’re gonna be able to think about, I’m gonna make my glad toy your best buddy, just like you did me with yours. Sounding mean.

Uh, I don’t guess there is a way around this? He mutters.

But honey poo, you wanna be a girlie tonight don’t you? This is what girlie girls do, we take things inside our holes, big ugly things, like that fat purple dick you stuffed in my throat, see? wasn’t I a good girlie to eat your cock like that?

No response.

I didn’t "get around" it did I? The only "getting around" now, dumplins, is your lipstick around this fat cock, and your cute little panty-clad asshole around my dick. Really trying to talk tough now. And I have bad news sugar pie, we’re all outa KY tonight, ya see, dykes like me, well, we don’t put things up inside us, so we don’t need it do we? a real shame.

Oh come on, he stammers.

Yeah come, let’s come on, my lips on his, tonguing his mouth and forcing my words out, come on and make the one decision you get to make in the next hour sweetems, how do you want it first? Down on your kness? Or touching your toes? Come on Miss Prissy make up your mind.

ooc: whew, I can keep going, or you jump in, but I needed a pause, my for-real underpants are getting wet. Maybe I need to get into this dom shit huh?

 

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I am not sure he ain’t taking more a this rubber dick than I could. His lips wrapped around it, sitting there in his pretty chamie and underpants. Wow I am stuffin and he is taking it right down. Grabbing his hair like he did mine and doing them male humpin and fuckin moves as the black cock slides in his mouth.

Suck it you lil bitch! I cry, if a lezzie dyke can suck your hot cock then a man like you can take a fake dick in your throat! Let it go down, come on bitch! Suck it!

But I was havin no luck. Sure I had some in his mouth, so he hadda suck, but it was wobblin all over and no way I was gettin it down his throat. Not like he did me. I had no way control over this silly plastic dick like he had over that red fat cock between his legs. Pout. Typical.

Still he looked so cutey pootey sitting there with the silly black dick in his mouth. And after all, he never did the ass thing to ya Angela. Sure, which was just a matter a time I bet. But hey? If I gonna take it up my pooper, well? maybe I get this thing up him hard, high and heavy? Least I get ta go first first? Might make him wanna take his revenge, but let’s worry boutthat later.

Pulling "my dick" outa his mouth I stand over him.

Stand up and turn around bitch! I growl. Getting so good at this nasty dom stuff.

He stands up but hesitates. Turn around whore! I try to be ultra bitch, turn around an touch your toes.

Oh yeah! He laughes, as if! Like I am some girl bitch?

Looks like you are looking girlie in those panties sweetie. I smile.

Fuck you, he growls. But blushing maybe?

Fuck me? Well I doubt it sweet cheeks, with my best smile, not unless you touch them toes? I admit, ya might be able to rape me, but I don’t see that as your style. So touch em or lemme call ya a cab?

ooc: your call baby, I am a politically INcorrect babe, so go for the rape or whatever? or whatever...but sir? I am enjoying it...and you gotta tell me where you got that outfit...

 

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[angie girl]

Oh Fun!

Oh Angela, I am thinking, you are in over your head. For a lipstick lesbian why do you have this big hunk a man cuffed to your bed? And threatening to use this dufus strap on dildo on him? If he tries can he just bust your bed to pieces? Well it is solid oak. So. Help me but let’s run and gun (which is either a description of a basketball game or how most men treat me on a one night stand).

Whatever, lez not let on to him that I am scared shitless. But forget the strap on. Go with my trustee vibrator. Same size, better motion, and me more used to it. I show it to him.

Well sweetie, maybe ain’t as fat as that red dick of yours, but it’s eight inches a jiggling soft rubber. You ready? Get that tight boy boy ass slick from your cum? Cuss like I said, dykes juss don’t worry so much bout lube. So here it comes hot cakes.

I reach in front of you. And push the panties I had on all evening, wet, fishy, pussy smelling, into your mouth. We both know, I whisper in you ear as I flick the fat vibrator on (buzzzzzzzzzz), as this goes up your tight boy butt, well, we don’t want the neighbors hear do we? Juss you take eight hard inches in that ass?

Much to my delight you kick and struggle. Well I guess the worse this is for him the worse for me later. But I was never a planner anyway. So here goes.

No come on! You say, listen, this whole thing was a prank. Just a fun thing with you lesbians and my buddies.

I press the round tip of the vibrator to your brown asshole. Spreading your bare ass cheeks. Uh-uh, I say, sure. Sounds like a fun prank. Is it fun now?

Angela? You plead, come on, I am a guy. We just don’t take it like this? Girls do this.

Then with a shove, and just your precum to lube it, you get like five inches of vibrating dick up your ass. Fast, hard and heavy. You firm panty wearing butt goes up like a bubble. Like a little girl. It goes up fast and stays there. And I am shocked at my success. I push, your butt goes up, I let go it comes down. Stuff it in, you go up. Then down. This is fun. Especially those gasping, desperate butt fucked noises you are making.
I mean this is fun. Way fun. I lean over as I ram it in, buzzing up into your maybe virgin boy butt hole, whispering.

Oh we might play this for a long time? Isn’t it fun? Like when your fat fuck thing was in my throat? Huh?

 

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lightbulbs

The look of disgust on his face as I pulled the rubber dick out of his ass and pull his head back was wonderful. Suck on this bitch, while I think. Pushing it on to his lips, I can feel him shudder at what he must be thinking. I mean it had just been half in his ass. Mr. Ugh. But to my surprise he let me slide it past his teeth and into his mouth. Till he was licking and sucking a good three or four inches of the nasty dick.

A first for both of us tonight? I smiled, socking a cock? He nodded yes, the long cock bobbing up and down ridiculously. Well just keep that plastic prick in your mouth sweetie. Keep ya busy till the next game.

I went into the living room and poured another scotch. Thinking. What to do? Put that strap-on back on and teach him to cringe at the words "deep throat" the rest of his adult life? Or find out if he can lap my pussy half as good as my lesbo gf’s? But my thoughts were interrupted by the doorbell.

(brief change in point of view) - The doorbell? Who the hell? One of her queer girlfriends? With me here in a lace camie and underpants, and licking this stupid dildo? I took it out of my mouth just as Angie walked back in the room. Damn she was hot in that skimpy teddy and those fuck me heels. But her face looked like bells were ringing and lightbulbs were going off.

Three buddies of yours at the door? she says with a wicked look, something about the bet is over, are you ok? And are you coming home with them? The bet? Wouldn’t be some all male joke on some poor unsuspecting lezzie now would it?

Ahhhhhh…I can’t think of an answer.

Well while you make up a lie, gonna let them in? or should I? And she showed no sign of putting a robe on. Just standing there hands on hips. Nice hips. Now what was I gonna do?

 

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My my my. After a slow start this evening was starting to rock and roll! Sue and Steve showing up is definetely an unexpected surprise. He's one man I wouldn't mind taking some dick from, especially since it means getting my cunt lapped by that hottie blonde wife of his...

And now somehow I have this "guy" on my hands, and where was he coming from? I don't know, but he was sure standing still for having my finger jammed up his tight ass, my titties pressed up against him.

Gonna be a good girl? I whisper as I probe his dark little hole.

Yes, yes Angela, I will...be good, up on his tiptoes now.

What a good girl, smiling up at him, I just can't wait to tell Sue and Steve we got a cherry to play with tonight. That's right isn't it? except for our lil dildo game, aren't you a virgin back here, wiggling deeper into his butt hole, and here? kissing his lips and giving him some tongue.

Well...I mean...well yes, a cherry, he stutters turning red in the face.

Smack on his panties! well pour some drinks sweet cheeks, saying to him as I strut my ass away from him in my six inch platforms, my legs firm and defined, my heart shaped behind doing a slow waggle.

Think you're gonna need a drink when we get back!

ooc: I will post again soon. But it also seems we have room for a couple other Litty's to play? If no one jumps in, how bout I play the role of Steve and you take Sue (just for a switch). Plus we need a boy/girl name for your character Strato...any preference? How bout something ambiguous like Jan?

 

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Mmmmmmmmm

You seated on my couch when we come out of the dinning room. Obviously nervous, in your camie and panties. Not to mention your stockings.

He's cute, Sue says rather coldly.

Yeah but I ain't figured him out.

He's strong but femnine, he says, a rare thing.

Are you feeling a little "on display"?

And a virgin? he says turning away from you. Yes, so he says. Mmmmmm, they say together.

I did do the dildo on him, I explain, trying to help you out.

Oh? and?

Well, to be honest?

Of course.

Kind of pathetic. But I mean I have faith in him. But. They are shaking their heads. All of us standing around you. Your sad eyes looking up at us.

Jan? I ask as I touch your face. Are you sure you are ready for this?

 

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Sue and Steve sat back on my huge L shaped couch. His dick standing up hard and red. I have played with them before but I never played with that thing. But now, well, I had already had one in my mouth. So? why not? I kneeled between his knees and smiled up at him.

Oh I been waiting for this Angie, he laughs, a long long time. Go girl!

So I did. Well. Why not? To be honest that other one hadn't felt all that bad in my throat.

And Jan seemed more than happy to drop down between Sue's thighs, while his hands grabbed at her big white titts. And his tongue? well what was his tongue doing?

I sure knew what mine was doing.

 

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a first?

I was still a little shaky on this cocksucking thing, these things were so hot and gross, but still I liked the look on Steve’s face as he pushed his pole into my face. His eyes half glazed, a dumb smile on his face. God they must really love this. So I kept my head bobbing back and forth on his dick, letting him stuff it in deep, then pull back so I could lick and tease at the tip. Getting into a rhythm, sucking and licking, damn Angie maybe you will get to be a good little cocksucker? Might look good on the resume, huh? Of course in the back of my mind I realized that I still had never had one of these "go off" in my mouth. Was I looking forward to that?

Well for now I focused on pleasing Steve’s dick and even more on how Susan’s fingers felt sliding up my wet slitty. She and I had played together more than a few times and no one could get a hold on my clit like Susan. I admit I’d probably suck off her boyfriend and her pet dog to get her lips wrapped around my clitty. Gawd I was drippey wet, between sucking and her diddling I sounded like a sloppy wet whore. I was about to get a lot messier.

Steve was moaning, his hips raising up further and his dick even more swollen over my tongue. Oh boy Angie, got a feeling this is it?

Oh baby, Angie, oh shit, he is moaning as he grabs my hair, I gotta blow it baby, waited so long to fuck your pretty face, gotta give ya a wad baby, big hot jizz wad in that mouth! Oh yes suck it Ang, take it you little cocksucking slut!

He sure did. The first hot spurt splattered in the back of my mouth, almost in my throat, if he hadn’t held my head down I would have jerked away in surprise. So hot, so much, the taste like sea water? Then another gob of it, and then more and more of his spunk spurted till my mouth was awash in it and my cheeks filled. Finally he let me up and one last white jet hit my lips and chin as he finished his cumey orgasm.

All the time Sue’s skilled fingers dipping into my honey pot and teasing my twat. Mmmmmmmm, baby she moans as she sees her guy fill my mouth with jizz, that’s a load baby! What a hot nasty cum load. Then asking me, You gonna swallow that for us Angie Baby?

My eyes wide with shock as I held the swimming mess in my mouth for the first time. Swallow? Was I? Didn’t wanna be a party pooper, but then I saw my new "girlfriend" still in "her" cute underwear, laying on the floor under Sue’s hips. I got an idea.

Come on, Steve finally urged, don’t waste all that cum, swallow for us?

Smacking Sue’s bare ass to get her off Jan’s face I leaned over Jan. Shaking my head I kept my lips sealed and tried to say.

Nump, gwanna muk hur sallow it. All uf it. And smiling now at his wide eyes. Wanting to be able to say, looks like it will be a first for both of us tonight, huh cutie?

 

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Angie Kissing

My warm slick, very slick, lips pressed to Jan’s. Wishing I could tell him what was coming but my mouth so puffed with this awful load of slime all I could do was smile. The look of half fear and half passion in his eyes told me he knew what was up. And I think the fact that Susan and Steve were there watching made it al lthe hotter for him. But who knows?

With a kiss on his lips I lifted my head, hovering over his face, as Sue put her hands around his jaws and coaxed them open. It didn’t take much coaxing. Come on you lil bitch, she purred, open up for Angie. Don’t cept her to swallow all that nasty spunk do you? No, just picture all those cum shots you’ve seen? Girls with their tongues out getting gobs of cum in their mouths. Open wide sweetie.

Jan looked uncertain, but sure enough, he opened his mouth and his tongue came out like a regular cum glupper. Sure not tlike this lesbo babe! But as I smiled down at him I pursed my lips and began letting the thick white sperm drool from my lips. Hanging in a thick long gob as it dangled over "her" tongue. She must be able to see from my swollen cheeks how much spit and jizz I had for her. Him? Her? Whatever. I just knew that he/she was about to become a big time sperm slut.

 

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Mmmmmmmmmmmm, his lips close and I can see the slimey spunk slide down his throat. What a good spunk eater. Lots better than me anyway. The more he eats the less I have to?

Mmmmmmm, "Maybe she'd like to try it straight from the source!" I say with a wicked smile.

"Would you slut?" Sue hissed through clenched teeth, squeezing his cock harder as she asked the questions. You do know what "from the source" means sweetie pooh?

He seems to nod his head yes, though bet he has doubts. Fuck his doubts. He didn't have any when his dick was rammed in my mouth.

It means sucking dick sweetheart, Sue growled in her throaty voice. Yeah, he says, sucking dick. From the source.

This is like a multiple choice:

a) Steve sits back on the couch, his red dick already half erect. Ready to get it all the way up. And all the way off again.

b) A knock on the door. The pesky door. Sue goes to answer and who knows who might join us? When she opens it bare butt naked it is pretty obvious we ain't playing checkers.

 

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Taking care of My Guests

As I kissed Jan on the lips one more time, our tongues savoring the lingering salty taste of Steve’s spunk, Susan joined Steve on the couch. Both of them naked, slim, young and incredibly attractive. Like I said, if any guy was gonna pump this pussy it might be Steve. Neither one shy, though Susan had her long naked legs crossed to conceal her light blonde pussy patch. Steve’s dick was at half mast, or whatever you guys describe it as, and seemed to enjoy the way I kept glancing at it.

Have you forgotten your manners Angela? Sue scolded, your guests don’t have a drink.

And more than that, he mocked, I’m feeling neglected here. What’s the deal? Am I gonna have ta fuck my own girlfriend pretty soon? Wow, Angela, not a very hot party.

Standing up I help Jan to her feet. Now much taller than me in our bare feet. She and I the only ones with any clothes on, Jan in "her" camisole and panties, me still in my russet lace teddy. Come on Jan, help me open some wine, leading her to the kitchen. My arm around his waist, he seemed unsteady. In my mind I flipped back and forth from him to her and back. Despite his sophomoric gimmick to pick up and fuck a lesbian, and our rather rocky beginning in bed, I was beginning to feel a real fondness for…him? her?

You ok Babe? I whisper once in the kitchen. Pouring him a scotch. Gawd looks like he needs one. Sit down and lemme open the wine.

Sitting at the table we share the double scotch. Yuk, since when do I drink scotch? He still hadn’t spoken. Hey babes? I coax, my hand on his thigh (hafta give him this, not a shaving nick all the way up those long legs) these guys are serious swingers. They’re gonna split if the party dies down. I can be cool with that, but if we wanna play with them we gotta take it up a notch?

Looking him in the eyes. Soft, warm but hard to read. You gonna get all over that? Or I can serve the wine and kiss em goodnight? You can go collect your bet, trying a little humor, I’ll even serve as my own witness to your buddies? Whadaya say Miss Underpants?

 

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