Guys: how do you clean up?

[taolanes]

I just love being on my bed, watching a porno and just going all out on myself. No worry just total ecstasy

 

[yodaboy]

Nobody's mentioned the shower yet... I would have bet money on that coming up at least once.

Looks like you get you money.

Yea the shower is good but my normal way is a little different....


I catch it in my foreskin.... I just stretch the foreskin up over the tip then pinch it closed before I come. Then I just let it out in the toilet, rubbish bin etc...

 

[cowboy911]

Just wipe it off on a towel and go on my way.

 

[JennyWrites4Fun]

From the female perspective

I find it sexy when a man lets his cum shoot out on his body or mine. If he's got a towel, tissue, waste basket, toilet, or god forbid, a condom on it, he's too obsessed with the mess and not obsessed enough with the FUN! It's just a little bit of goo, guys. All the best things in life are messy!

 

[fathom7]

Typical shower guy here. Things get cleaned -- rinsed off -- rinsed out (tub or shwer stall that is). Alternatives include washcloth (ideally very hot and less than soaking wet) usually after a round of self-gratification over the toilet. Thus -- no need to involve the rest of the "two-tousand parts" for cleaning.

BTW -- if using shower -- try shaving gel as the lubricant of choice over just plain soap. There are inherently more lubricants in the gel than in your average bar of soap or body wash.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I usually O into my sink; then just rinse it down.

 

[BigM]

Jenny says we're all wimps!

I find it sexy when a man lets his cum shoot out on his body or mine. If he's got a towel, tissue, waste basket, toilet, or god forbid, a condom on it, he's too obsessed with the mess and not obsessed enough with the FUN! It's just a little bit of goo, guys. All the best things in life are messy!

Alright, Jenny. From now on, no more toilet. You've convinced me: I'm a squirtin' on my chest, mess be damned!

Who's with me on this, guys? (It's for Jenny, after all.)

 

[Bokonon]

I let it squirt onto my stomach or chest. I like the feel of it and I clean up right after it anyway. That, and it's much more enjoyable for me to do it that way then try to aim somewhere...that's where a partner comes in....

 

[PolishLover]

I usually shoot so hard there is no mess and I lay on a towel that catchs the shot.

No Mess.

-PL

 

[kaptain karnage]

The last couple of weeks I've been just grabbing t-shirts, etc... out of the laundry and using them to catch it all. If nothings handy I'll either try the risky 'Cupped hand' method followed by the dash to the toilet or kinda aim it in my boxers before hitting the shower and getting changed.

If it's last thing at night though and I'm trying to get to sleep I'll just let it go wherever it wants and deal with it in the morning. Can be a little embarassing but at that point who cares?

 

[Elizabeth]

Love is a warm washcloth.

 

[jracer347]

clean up..
well it depends.. if i have a gil at the time or not..
if i jack off for my girl ill shoot all over my self and whipe it up or jack off on her tits.. and LICK it up....
or if i am inbetween girls ill cum on myself and whipe it up with a towle or ill cum in a shot glass and drink it .. or ever jack off with legs overhead and cum in my mouth and ther is no mess...hey girls what ya think of guys eating own cum ?? hot or not ??

 

[Endeavor]

It depends

I often masturbate in the shower where there is no real need to clean up and the soap makes a nice lubricant. The spray takes care of the cleanup.

If I am in bed, I will frequently fire my load into a small cup that I keep handy for this purpose. Sometimes, if I'm in the mood, I recycle my semen by drinking it down right them and there. Other times I simply rinse the cup in the bathroom sink and dry it so it's ready to go for next time.

 

[JennyWrites4Fun]

Alright, Jenny. From now on, no more toilet. You've convinced me: I'm a squirtin' on my chest, mess be damned!

Who's with me on this, guys? (It's for Jenny, after all.)

BigM,

Good for you! I appreciate it! You're not a sissy man and that's a good thing!

 

[kaptain karnage]

clean up..
well it depends.. if i have a gil at the time or not..
if i jack off for my girl ill shoot all over my self and whipe it up or jack off on her tits.. and LICK it up....
or if i am inbetween girls ill cum on myself and whipe it up with a towle or ill cum in a shot glass and drink it .. or ever jack off with legs overhead and cum in my mouth and ther is no mess...hey girls what ya think of guys eating own cum ?? hot or not ??

As a guy I've had the occassionaly taste (figure if I'm not prepared to be how can I expect others too) mainly licking residue off my partner. However, I am impressed, and perhaps awed, at your ability to get it in a shot glass! That's some aim!

 

[Eilan]

When my husband masturbates for me (or I give him a hand job), he tends to just let it go wherever it will. I like to see how far he can shoot, though I suppose that's all fun and games until someone loses an eye! Afterward, he uses a tissue to clean up. Cum and chest hair aren't always the best combination!

As for what he does when he's masturbating alone, I'll have to ask him. I'm not naive enough to think that he doesn't ever do it!

 

[kaptain karnage]

Woke up this morning to find that my clean up after last nights efforts wasn't as thorough as I'd thought.

After 'helping myself' to help me get some sleep I realised I'd had a few errant spurts not caught in the t-shirt I'd grabbed and laid on the bed. I mpooed up the excess in the dark but when I awoke this morning found a large glob of still drying spunk on my pillow that I'd missed.

 

[n0tshort]

cleen up .lol

when i get close, I say hey put this in your mouth i got a suprise for you. Then i dont need to cleen up she does it for me, as long as she doesnt gag to hard and puke that is

 

[tkinsc]

If I"m by myself I cum in the shower, the toilet, a napkin, or finad something else to capture my cum.

If I'm wiht my wife, I generally shoot it on my stomach, or on her breasts if she'll let me. Then I clean it up with a warm wet washcloth.

 

[kaptain karnage]

Woke up this morning to find that my clean up after last nights efforts wasn't as thorough as I'd thought.

After 'helping myself' to help me get some sleep I realised I'd had a few errant spurts not caught in the t-shirt I'd grabbed and laid on the bed. I mpooed up the excess in the dark but when I awoke this morning found a large glob of still drying spunk on my pillow that I'd missed.

Just realised I still haven't cleaned this up

 

[silverwhisper]

i'm uncut, so i don't feel the need for lube, so the shower works just fine for me. otherwise, a tissue.

ed

 

[sa_hero]

It depends where I am in the house and where I cum (on my body or not). I have a few methods -- most, if not all, have probably been mentioned already.

I often cum into a tissue or rag or something of that nature and then toss it or wash it. If I'm in the bathroom, I'll cum while in the shower or directly into the toilet. If I cum on myself I find a towel works best for wiping up. Sometimes I'll use my underwear to wipe myself clean. I live on an acerage so in summer I'll jerk off outside and cum wherever, this is especially nice. And on the rare occasion I'll cum directly into my mouth and swallow.

 

[Guest]

I usually shoot my goo into a container that's going into the trash anyway. Soda can, beer bottle, paper cup, whatever. No mess.

LMAO!!!

 

[zealous1]

Enjoy the moment

I enjoy every second of the experience, the soft wet precum making the glans sllip in my hand...as I cum I feel the powerful rush from deep in my balls and relish the ejaculation. Feeling the hot liquid shoot out and flow over my cock, balls, pubes,warming my thigh or belly... It often feels good to rub the cum into my skin....

 

[Mithlondor]

I like to push down just below my balls right before I cum with my free hand. It feels real good, and usually (if you find the right point), nothing comes out.
Try it some time

Mith