Guys: how do you clean up?

[Monkey_man_99]

So guys, how do you clean-up yourself after you have masterbated by your self?

 

[TwoInStAuggie]

I generally just pull my underwear back on. Or if we've masturbated in bed together I'll just roll over and go to sleep.

 

[coolr]

usually just give the goods a wipe down, wash the hands, and call it at that

 

[Halo_n_horns]

I usually shoot my goo into a container that's going into the trash anyway. Soda can, beer bottle, paper cup, whatever. No mess.

 

[door#2]

i just get a rag or washcloth (sometimes wet sometimes dry) and wipe myself off

 

[GenesisMan]

I just cum in a tissue or paper towel. Then I just toss it in the toilet and flush. Easy clean up.

Now if I am being jack off by a woman then it goes on my stomach and everytime that has happens the woman has cleaned up in some fashion.

 

[cg_allstar]

So guys, how do you clean-up yourself after you have masterbated by your self?

Why do you ask?

 

[Monkey_man_99]

just wondering i guess. I have always done it onto a rag, sometimes into something that is being thrown out.

 

[phoenix1224]

I've always wondered why some guys, when they masturbate, allow the cum to shoot all over themselves...

I've only done that a couple of times while my GF was watching me masturbate...

When I'm alone, I always shoot off into some Kleenex, toilet paper, or just a sheet of paper that I've folded lengthwise a couple of times... Then, I just wipe off the tip, pull my pants back up, throw whatever I've cum into into the garbage, and then wash my hands...

 

[merrygoround88]

We always use baby wipes.Its lot cleaner than a rag or cloth.

 

[BigM]

Am I the only guy who masturbates directly into the toilet?? Figured that would be the most common approach.

Sometimes, if I'm feeling adventurous, I'll cum on my chest and stomach, then wipe off with a tissue. But usually it's straight into the toilet, flush and done. No mess at all.

Geez, that must make me operations-efficiency expert.

 

[TwoInStAuggie]

Seems like it would be a lot of effort to masturbate over the toilet having to straddle it and point your rigid cock downward. In fact, that would probably be uncomfortable for me. Pointing my cock downward with an erection is tough. Anyway, all my muscles get too taut for that. I'm pretty sure every muscle in my body tenses up when I come. I even reflexively stand on my toes if I'm climaxing upright. I'd have to hold on to the wall to keep my balance.

No, too much trouble to masturbate over the toilet.

 

[onebadkitty]

Wow! I'm impressed/surprised at the number of guys who said they wash their hands afterwards. Never seen a guy wash his hands after - guess I've just been with slobs.

 

[cg_allstar]

Wow! I'm impressed/surprised at the number of guys who said they wash their hands afterwards. Never seen a guy wash his hands after - guess I've just been with slobs.

I guess so. I usually use lube, so washing up afterward is pretty much a given.

 

[Eating_Scarlett]

Wow! I'm impressed/surprised at the number of guys who said they wash their hands afterwards. Never seen a guy wash his hands after - guess I've just been with slobs.

they just say it, they don't actually do it.

 

[Lynxie]

Nobody's mentioned the shower yet... I would have bet money on that coming up at least once.

 

[EarnestImp]

no problem

If you just let it dry, it sort of flakes off by itself.

[size=-3]just kidding[/size]

 

[amraam840]

edited

 

[77Cobra]

I usually just go wipe my dick on the wifes pillow,sometimes after shooting in her coffee cup.

 

[Zergplex]

Zergplex Says

they just say it, they don't actually do it.

Actually I'm rather anal about washing my hands afterwards, then again I'm a clean freak so I guess I'm a bit of an exception.

As for how I clean up I usually shoot into my hand, I go wash them thoroughly, urinate (to clean the inside tract out so no semen leaks out), and wash the penis with a wet towel ^_^

-Zergplex

 

[Zergplex]

Zergplex Says

Nobody's mentioned the shower yet... I would have bet money on that coming up at least once.

I used to in the shower, but soap as a lube is a bad thing for me (dries me out way too much and leaves it hurting) and any other lube washes out in the shower.

-Zergplex

 

[drummer34]

I used to in the shower, but soap as a lube is a bad thing for me (dries me out way too much and leaves it hurting) and any other lube washes out in the shower.

-Zergplex

Ever tried using the shower on your dick wonderfull.
Otherwise i use kitchen roll ot similar.

 

[south_florida_bicur]

Toilet here too...


surprised that everyone says that they "disgard" their cum after masturbating..

 

[Wolf of Mibu 69]

Usually wipes or kleenex.

 

[heman69]

tissue paper...and then wash with water ,,,simple