Hairy Assholes

Chris...honey...I think your ass scared everybody away from my thread. :(
 
BiBunny said:
Chris...honey...I think your ass scared everybody away from my thread. :(

Think we should get cat to move it to the Am Pics?


I am sorry sweetie.. do you think they just went to bed?
 
Chris_Xavier said:
and the first ONE of you to say that you see my asshole is my AV.. I'm going to trounce..

I f'ing mean it..

I see your asshole is your AV.

C'mon, like I could resist THAT!
 
Chris_Xavier said:
Here you go..

*screams* OH MY EYES, MY POOR EYES!

I'm just kidding - I didn't even click on the link. I can't resist being a smart ass, sometimes.
 
Chris_Xavier said:
*Runs to the frig.. grabs the milk.. and guzzles it down*


Ahhh.. Got milk? :devil:

You know, when I drink milk I'm not the one who pays, since I can't smell. *psst* It gives me gas.:devil:
 
Chris_Xavier said:
So you eat your cookies "bareback"?

When they're warm, wet and gooey, yeah. Don't you like going 'bareback' with warm, wet and gooey? :rolleyes:
 
I generally have a neutral relationship to fur, though if it's really coarse and really black I get a little meh. I think the drive for genetic diversity has given me a long-standing viking fetish.

I see a furry ass and I want to get my cold wax strips. Sing that to the tune of "paint it black" and you catch my drift. Not because I hate body hair, but because I love flinching and begging.

I like your porn. I like them smooth and girly too though, there's something really nice about rubbing legs with M and remembering rubbing legs with my first gf.
 
Netzach said:
I generally have a neutral relationship to fur, though if it's really coarse and really black I get a little meh. I think the drive for genetic diversity has given me a long-standing viking fetish.

I see a furry ass and I want to get my cold wax strips. Sing that to the tune of "paint it black" and you catch my drift. Not because I hate body hair, but because I love flinching and begging.

I like your porn. I like them smooth and girly too though, there's something really nice about rubbing legs with M and remembering rubbing legs with my first gf.

Waxing fur is good. It grows back eventually. :)
 
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Netzach said:
I generally have a neutral relationship to fur, though if it's really coarse and really black I get a little meh. I think the drive for genetic diversity has given me a long-standing viking fetish.

I see a furry ass and I want to get my cold wax strips. Sing that to the tune of "paint it black" and you catch my drift. Not because I hate body hair, but because I love flinching and begging.

I like your porn. I like them smooth and girly too though, there's something really nice about rubbing legs with M and remembering rubbing legs with my first gf.

*coughs/laughs/chokes on nilla wafer*
 
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