HALLOWEEN'S Haven of Horror Hotties

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The first naked titties I ever saw. I was like, "Is that what they really look like?" But I was hooked after that!

Too bad she was killed horribly by Michael Myers later in that scene.

Your first!
That’s like learning how to drive in a Lamborghini!

 

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12 pages in and not a single male horror hottie. Hmmm

I tried to think of any hot naked guys in mainstream horror and I came up blank.
Sure, there is a bare butt every now and then, but rarely are the guys offered as eye candy.
I find that strange since the horror genre is very popular with straight male/females AND gay male/females.

The rare penis in horror is usually shown being ripped or bitten off, or some such horrible thing, but it’s never(?) used in a sexy scene.

This also seems strange because horror, unlike most other genres, have had numerous female directors even before that was a thing. In fact, some of the movies directed by women had some of the most gratuitous female nude scenes (God bless them!).

So what’s the deal?
Is cock not hot?
Does the Female Gaze not exist?
Shouldn’t men get to be exploited for their bodies as much as women?
When will women learn to treat us like a piece of meat?

All I could come up with is a sexy Ryan Reynolds pic from the Amityville remake:

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Is it hard to be afraid of an oiled up, awesome abbed shirtless dude?

 

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Margaret Sheridan in The Thing From Another World.
She was tough, smart, sexy and had a fantastic relationship with Kenneth Toby in the movie.
She’s just the kind of woman you want with you when fighting an alien.

I just rewatched this movie. She (and it) are spectacular.

 

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I found this interesting. I thought horror would have been number 1!

 

[TallMan69]

Jennifer’s Body was touched on briefly. But the best part was left out. I’m an Amanda Seyfried fan and really enjoyed the kiss between Jennifer and Needy.

Kind of like someone mentioned earlier when you were focused on Daphne you missed Velma. Same thing happens here when all the time is spent on Jennifer’s Body and you miss nerdy Needy.

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Lisa Bonet in Angel Heart.

 

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Let’s not forget Susan Backlinie who simultaneously made us want to go in the water and never want to go in the water again!

I love that she wasn’t an actress but a stuntwoman who had no problem getting totally nude and allowing the camera in a pretty compromising position.

 

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Janie Squire in Piranha.

 

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Nancy Allen in Carrie... https://list.lisimg.com/image/1714969/500full.jpghttps://2.bp.blogspot.com/-BVa-drufTQ0/TgUxE6O3NoI/AAAAAAAAA8s/eLt8g5_7_BY/s1600/Nancy+Allen1.jpg

 

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And Dressed To Kill...https://static01.nyt.com/images/2015/10/25/arts/25HOBERMAN1/25HOBERMAN1-master1050.jpg

 

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Andi Matichak from the most recent Halloween movies is absolutely gorgeous. People were split on the movies, and especially split on Halloween Ends but I loved them all and she was so good in them. She had this strange, sexy quality in Ends that was especially intriguing.
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One bright spot of the new trilogy... We need one!!!

 

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Jena Malone from The Ruins... ..https://i.pinimg.com/originals/56/cd/87/56cd877cf995bfcb4ba0648a6f0c8876.jpg

 

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And later on in the film...https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.tNXjJ1fsVByqP3lKY4rJcwHaDJ?pid=ImgDet&dpr=1.3

 

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Jena from The Neon Demon...https://66.media.tumblr.com/8cc985ca4bdd1b3d00c86ad7c922caea/tumblr_ocyq40z8571up42jgo1_500.gifv

 

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Cecile de France from High Tension... https://static1.colliderimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/high-tension0.jpghttps://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bSk6yN_RU3Q/S2Ue44BOAwI/AAAAAAAAFzk/iUDK0DjHJMs/s400/high+tension+piccie.jpg

 

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More Cecile

 

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Catherine Mary Stewart and Kelli Maroney, Night Of The Comet

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Pita Oliver ”tormenting” the groundskeeper by showing off her assets in Prom Night.

 

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Last night I watched a movie called Mausoleum with Bobbi Bresee. The movie was not good, but the nudity was gratuitous—my favorite kind!

Also, for those in the know, demon titties.

 

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Rutger Hauer, Played Complex Android In 'Blade Runner,' Dies At 75​

For the ladies
Guys will remember his costar

 

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DARYL HANNAH As Pris​

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