Hand-plane, sandpaper and oil buff

[ADirtyPerv]

It depends if you're speaking or singing!
Feared by the bad, loved by the poor
Robin Hood, Robin Hood, Robirch Sausages

Huh? I'm desperately confused by the Robirch Sausages thing. Google is unhelpful.

 

[Writer61]

Huh? I'm desperately confused by the Robirch Sausages thing. Google is unhelpful.

I guess it's from an ad for Robirch Sausages.

 

[stickygirl]

Huh? I'm desperately confused by the Robirch Sausages thing. Google is unhelpful.

I guess it's from an ad for Robirch Sausages.

I got bored of typing Robin Hood!! My brain went to the next item, Robirch Sausages... I'm not even sure they're still sold in the UK
Soz for the confusion

 

[Writer61]

I got bored of typing Robin Hood!! My brain went to the next item, Robirch Sausages... I'm not even sure they're still sold in the UK
Soz for the confusion

Ah, makes sense.

I haven't lived in the UK for over 30 years, so I can't help with whether they are still sold there.

 

[stickygirl]

Ah, makes sense.

I haven't lived in the UK for over 30 years, so I can't help with whether they are still sold there.

Apparently production stopped in 2019, but then they probably made them with pigs ears and assholes

 

[Ian_Snow]

I have nothing to contribute here except the first thing that popped into my head is Pauly Shore from Son-in-Law shouting, "Buff the wood! Buff the wood!"

 

[stickygirl]

So vocal stresses and fucking Robin Hood aside.... how do you write: perfect first time? Rush through it as fast as possible then come back? A bit of each?

 

[YmaOHyd]

Write, edit for content, edit for grammar, let sit, read fresh.

 

[onehitwanda]

I heard a story about a French man who had a near perfect English accent, but was sitting with a friend one summer when a large fly buzzed in.
"Ah - blue-bottle" the French man said, putting the emphasis on the second word.
"Nearly. It's blue-bottle," his English friend corrected.
"You damned English! Why don't you stick to the rules?!"
You'll never trick an English English-speaker all the time!

Puns are England's Shibboleth

 

[stickygirl]

Puns are England's Shibboleth

Is that something to do with circumcision?

 

[MrPixel]

Is that something to do with circumcision?

"Mohel" rhymes with "oil", so I guess so.