Happy Birthday DeepGreenEyes

[Curious_in_Cali]

Happy Birthday DGE! Hope your whole day AND next year feels THIS good.

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[the captians wench]

Happy Birthday sweetie!

 

[Kajira Callista]

Happy Birthday

 

[cfuhrer]

Happy Birthday!

 

[switchbitch]

happy birthday DGE and if you're bored or need a little pick me up here is a present for you to listen to
Part 1
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vVQUaZxvkTtNe8Cw3
part2
http://vocaroo.com/?media=votFhpWEejzNYbp1F
part three
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vhpcLUL3dmKLIyQtf
part 4
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vNDnUOn5cTU9pU50s
part5
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vth9xOlhn2loJtg5e
many happy returns switchbitch

 

[rekane]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Is it time to blow out the candles?

Many kisses!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

[Incredibly sweet and thoughtful birthday thread starter]

Thanks kiwi! You are a pottle of awesome.

Wahey! It's international DGE Day!

Have a good one, DGE!

Thank you. I have. I really have.

Bon Anniversaire!

Thanks. Le stylo est sur la table!

Happy Birthday, you!

Hope the day is as incredible as you are...which is lots!

Thank you very much, sereneone. I shall endeavor to make the rest of it way above average.

Happy Birthday!

Will you eat a cookie in the rain in my honor?

Happy Birthday!!

I appreciate that.

Dang... Am I the only *male* who's going to wish you a happy birthday? Welllll... if so, fuck 'em all!

Happy birthday, guy! http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/beer.jpg

No. I shall not fuck 'em all. Not at all.

But I DO sincerely appreciate your maleness in being the first to post, and offer me a cyberbrew on my birthday. I consider it the vibe-satellite-beam for my undrunkenness.

It's DGE's birthday? Surely you can't be serious?

Yes it is, and stop calling me Shirley.

Happy One More Year on the Planet DGE!!

Thanks, K. I'd offer you a nightcap, but I know you don't wear them.

My condolences.

I will take that in the spirit in which it's offered: depression.

Thanks, MWY.

happy birthday =^_^=

Thanks, catwoman!

It's either a good day or a bad one when someone has a birthday. It's a celebration when you're younger, as we all want to be a grown up, when we're a kid. But, depending on your mental outlook, what your vanity mirror sees when you look into it and maybe a little bit of greener grass on the other guy's lawn, a birthday can be just another day for counting and we fondly remember our childhood.

When the stomach starts to get larger than the chest, and when the hair on top of the head turns frosty or just leaves the scene all together. When your body has issues, your feet complain, and your back wishes you'd just sit down. When you can't find your glasses, or your cane or your partial. When your center of gravity settles in your lower torso, and it's difficult to get out of that comfy overstuffed chair or you forget why you got up from the chair, after you finally make it.

When going for a visit, you chart the available bathrooms and you think of calling it a day before the sun does. Keeping your figure isn't as easy as you get older. Few of us can successfully win the fight with gravity and time...a duo that pulls no punches. We make the jokes about our age, "I'm still 29" or "I'm still 39" when the former is obviously a lie.

I don't know how old you are, and so your secret is safe. But your sense of humor is quite young. That's one of your best defenses against premature age. Keep the humor with you, and time just might stand still.

Oh, and Happy Birthday!

You sir, are a gentleman. Or an age comedian. Thank you.

I am writing a letter to my congressperson tonight to try to get gravity revoked, and time slowed a bit. Get the fucking laws of the universe off the backs of the taxpayer!!!

Happy Birthday!

Lit made me do away with the emoticons. So I took your roses and put 'em in a vase. Thanks, FF.

Happy Birthday

Have a piece of cake!

Happy Birthday

Thank you. You've always had one of my favorite usernames, too.

Happy Birthday!!! May the Birthday Boy have all of his wishes come true!

Wow. That's a tall order. I have so many wishes. Never EVER wish for one particular thing. ALWAYS wish for unlimited wishes!

Happy Birthday!

Tip-o-the-G.A. hat, IA!

Happy Birthday!

It's been the best birthday so far this year. Thanks.

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on this magical day!

So...creamy... buttery... impossible to eat... just one...

You shouldn't have.

Many many many happy returns.

Thanks, Stella!

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Thank you, Di! You are a sweetie.

Happy Birthday!

Thank you!

Hahahaha! You sound like me.

On that uplifting note...Happy Birfday, DGE.

Thanks BB. Yes. Uplifting. Thus begins another year of drudgery on the long road towards death.

Hehehe.

happy birthday, old man!

i hope life is treating you well.

Thank you. Hold it... old man? 90 is the new 50, dammit! Where the hell is that walker with the flames painted on the side?

Happy Birthday DGE! Hope your whole day AND next year feels THIS good.

http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/8/2/7/58277/E/1/Z/c/E1Zc/girl_10-12_outdoors_holding_red_balloon_smiling_cw_1cult080_0.jpg

You know how to wield a red balloon reference like no other. Thank you.

Happy Birthday sweetie!

Thanks, wenchie. I want McDonald's toys! What do you have for the boy's Big Kids Meal right now?

Happy Birthday

Thank you, KC.

happy birthday DGE and if you're bored or need a little pick me up here is a present for you to listen to
Part 1
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vVQUaZxvkTtNe8Cw3
part2
http://vocaroo.com/?media=votFhpWEejzNYbp1F
part three
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vhpcLUL3dmKLIyQtf
part 4
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vNDnUOn5cTU9pU50s
part5
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vth9xOlhn2loJtg5e
many happy returns switchbitch

Oh, this is one of my FAVORITE PRESENTS EVER!

Thank you.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Is it time to blow out the candles?

Many kisses!

You are deliciously twisted. Merci.

 

[Lord_Steve]

*swoops down from old oak tree* caw! caw! happy birthday! you will always be my favorite Posting Bro.

 

[the captians wench]

Thanks, wenchie. I want McDonald's toys! What do you have for the boy's Big Kids Meal right now?

Halloween pales.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

*swoops down from old oak tree* caw! caw! happy birthday! you will always be my favorite Posting Bro.

Happy broday! (I hear the caw of aging crow's feet.)

Halloween pales.

Pity. I am beyond the pales.

 

[satindesire]

Happy Birthday darlin'! I hope you got some awesome presents!

 

[Daddy2mylilgirl]

Congrats on being born Bro!

 

[ultramarineblue]

happy belated birthday!

 

[Chiara_searches]

I am sooooo sorry I was gone for a few days and missed the International DGE day. A thousand pardons.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! (belated)

If you were female, I'd hand you a birthday princess tiara...but I think it would look funny on you and clash with your greenness. Is there something else you would have enjoyed instead?

 

[Goodgirl4him]

I hope you are having a great birthday! *hugs*

 

[kimuk]

Belated Birthday snuggels DGE's x

 

[respeito]

happy belated

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i'm sorry that i missed sending you wishes on your birthday. i hope that the happiness of your special day continues throughout the year.
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[DeepGreenEyes]

Happy Birthday darlin'! I hope you got some awesome presents!

Thanks, satin. Unfortunately, I never get the invisibility ring that I have wanted since I was 5.

Hint.
Hint.
Hint.

If you have Amazon Prime, you can have it to me in 2 days for free.

Congrats on being born Bro!

It was a helluva day, I'll tell you. I still suffer PTS attacks. Like I'm being somehow forced down some sort of hellish tunnel, thrown out of my reasonably comfortable "womb."

Wait, that was at the La Quinta Inn in July, after the "Ice machine incident" as the manager kept calling it.

Thank you, D2mlg.

happy belated birthday!

Thanks, umb.

Belated is a good word, too. But I am trying to think if I've ever used it except in conjunction with a birthday. I really like the fourth definition.

I am sooooo sorry I was gone for a few days and missed the International DGE day. A thousand pardons.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! (belated)

If you were female, I'd hand you a birthday princess tiara...but I think it would look funny on you and clash with your greenness. Is there something else you would have enjoyed instead?

WHAT?!! You have other things to do than craft digital missives to make me happy?? For SHAME.

I'll take the tiara. I've never had one, and Men's Health had their traditional "Fall Tiara Preview" issue last month, and I just think now is the time.

I hope you are having a great birthday! *hugs*

Thank you. It went swimmingly.

Belated Birthday snuggels DGE's x

Hmmm... Maybe THAT'S what the Dom gets out of it.

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i'm sorry that i missed sending you wishes on your birthday. i hope that the happiness of your special day continues throughout the year.
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Mmmmm... I licked my screen. It tasted just like a Wonka bar. Can you post some snozzberries now?

 

[Tiarra]

I'll take the tiara. I've never had one, and Men's Health had their traditional "Fall Tiara Preview" issue last month, and I just think now is the time.

Ask and You shall receive...

Happy belated! I hope Your day was filled with birthday presents, birthday cake and deliciously naughty lil girls in their birthday suits! *grins*

 

[respeito]

Mmmmm... I licked my screen. It tasted just like a Wonka bar. Can you post some snozzberries now?

snozzberry? whoever heard of a snozzberry?

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[DeepGreenEyes]

Ask and You shall receive...

Happy belated! I hope Your day was filled with birthday presents, birthday cake and deliciously naughty lil girls in their birthday suits! *grins*

Thank you. Now I have a tiar(r)a. I am free to be exploited by crazy deep south moms and paraded around in my sluttiest tie.

snozzberry? whoever heard of a snozzberry?

http://www.tshirtvortex.net/wp-content/uploads/Snozzberry-T-Shirt-Willy-Wonka-270x176.gif

I hope you said that in the snottiest Veruca accent EVER.

Like the breast cancer awareness logo...

 

[FloggingMolly]

happy very belated birthday Kiddo *hugs*

 

[Riles]

Well now, it seems I'm beyond late in my well wishes. So....what to give the man who seemingly has it all? Do let me know if something comes to mind. -smile-

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

happy very belated birthday Kiddo *hugs*

Thanks mom. But... Just because you're making my room into a nursery, doesn't mean you had to sell all my crap on craigslist.

Well now, it seems I'm beyond late in my well wishes. So....what to give the man who seemingly has it all? Do let me know if something comes to mind. -smile-

Why thank you, Riles, she of the farmstead-feminine wiles.

There's still early shopping for next year! Only 51 weeks left!

 

[FloggingMolly]

Thanks mom. But... Just because you're making my room into a nursery, doesn't mean you had to sell all my crap on craigslist.

Oh come on, we both know you are never going to use that inflatable t-rex, chewbacca costume or set of bent spoons for anything!

Incidentally, what was with all the used tissues under your bed?