Happy International Lesbian Day! What's your favourite lesbian story or scene on Lit?

[StillStunned]

It's still not the "truly happy ending" you promised. But feel free to mansplain why I'm wrong.

Not sure what I did to deserve being accused of mansplaining, except disagree with your interpretation of a character that I wrote.

 

[SugarStorm]

Guys, this was not the drama I was hoping for when I setup my tripod. I was promised geometry related fun and this is not it.

I’d love to integrate my surface with yours…

I'm stealing this for my next story. It's just too good of a line not to use.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I'm stealing this for my next story. It's just too good of a line not to use.

Please feel free to do so

 

[EmilyMiller]

@THBGato & @StillStunned you are both among the most genuine and pleasant people here. This feels like a story being interpreted two ways and then the discussion about it going off the rails, probably due to misunderstandings . It’s no reason to fall out with each other.

 

[onehitwanda]

Don't make me stop the car. Because I will.

 

[EmilyMiller]

At the risk of being seen to take sides, @StillStunned is in a select group of guys on AH who have never mansplained me.

 

[SugarStorm]

Don't make me stop the car. Because I will.

Last time I tried that with my kids, they just asked if we could at least stop at McDonald’s. I wanted to say no, principle and all, but they were running on fumes. So, you know… they won. The little bastards.

 

[onehitwanda]

Last time I tried that with my kids, they just asked if we could at least stop at McDonald’s. I wanted to say no, principle and all, but they were running on fumes. So, you know… they won. The little bastards.

I once got to do the walk of shame - 20 metres or so, bawling my eyes out, after my parents did, in fact, stop the car.

They never had to do it again.

 

[THBGato]

@THBGato & @StillStunned you are both among the most genuine and pleasant people here. This feels like a story being interpreted two ways and then the discussion about it going off the rails, probably due to misunderstandings . It’s no reason to fall out with each other.

Fair enough. However, @StillStunned I still demand you provide "a truly happy [lesbian] ending" as previously advertised. I want U-hauling to Hartford, carabiners, hairties around wrists, short nails, wedding bells, spermdoners and herb gardens. Either write one yourself (preferred option) or read around until you find one.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Don't make me stop the car. Because I will.

Once, when we were kids, my brother started in with the "Are we there yet?" crap. After about the fifth time he asked, my mom pulled over on the side of a snowy road, in the middle of nowhere, and said, "Yes, we're there. Get out."

He didn't get out. And he didn't ask again.

 

[FrancesScott]

spermdoners

Just wrote that - as you know (thank you!) - it didn’t end so well, at least in the medium term.

 

[onehitwanda]

Fair enough. However, @StillStunned I still demand you provide "a truly happy [lesbian] ending" as previously advertised. I want U-hauling to Hartford, carabiners, hairties around wrists, short nails, wedding bells, spermdoners and herb gardens. Either write one yourself (preferred option) or read around until you find one.

Perhaps I can step in here and give you a gentle nudge towards A stringed instrument by @Bramblethorn - No spermdonors (thank fuck), or Hartford because it's set Down Under, but it ticks all the other boxes pretty well.

It is one of my guilty pleasures.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Perhaps I can step in here and give you a gentle nudge towards A stringed instrument by @Bramblethorn - No spermdonors (thank fuck), or Hartford because it's set Down Under, but it ticks all the other boxes pretty well.

It is one of my guilty pleasures.

*slips Wanda ten bucks in a brown paper bag*

(No wedding bells as such, because that wasn't an option in Australia at the time of writing, but I think it would be reasonable to suppose that they tied the knot at some point after 2017.)

 

[onehitwanda]

*slips Wanda ten bucks in a brown paper bag*

I'd rather you organise five minutes with Kylie.

Actually... maybe make it ten.

 

[Bramblethorn]

I'd rather you organise five minutes with Kylie.

Actually... maybe make it ten.

She doesn't take my calls. Not since the incident.

 

[onehitwanda]

You had one job, @Bramblethorn. One job.

 

[Bramblethorn]

You had one job, @Bramblethorn. One job.

My cats have strong opinions about what that job is and it doesn't involve Kylie.

 

[SugarStorm]

@onehitwanda and @Bramblethorn are giving me the weirdest Granny Weatherwax and Mustrum Ridcully vibes.

 

[Bramblethorn]

@onehitwanda and @Bramblethorn are giving me the weirdest Granny Weatherwax and Mustrum Ridcully vibes.

Pretty sure Nanny Ogg has a vibe.

 

[SugarStorm]

Pretty sure Nanny Ogg has a vibe.

Sure, but @EmilyMiller's not here at the moment

 

[EmilyMiller]

Sure, but @EmilyMiller's not here at the moment

 

[onehitwanda]

@onehitwanda and @Bramblethorn are giving me the weirdest Granny Weatherwax and Mustrum Ridcully vibes.

I'm Agnes Nitt.

 

[THBGato]

Perhaps I can step in here and give you a gentle nudge towards A stringed instrument by @Bramblethorn - No spermdonors (thank fuck), or Hartford because it's set Down Under, but it ticks all the other boxes pretty well.

Was literally the first story I read after I'd exhausted your back-catalogue. It was before I had an account here, hence I didn't comment (well, actually I may have done - I left lots of anon comments).

 

[Nightaelf]

Just wrote that - as you know (thank you!) - it didn’t end so well, at least in the medium term.

I Allready wrote that... Maybe try cloning in a story?

 

[Nightaelf]

Last time I tried that with my kids, they just asked if we could at least stop at McDonald’s. I wanted to say no, principle and all, but they were running on fumes. So, you know… they won. The little bastards.

Mathematically speaking, McDonald’s is just two inverted parabolas pretending to be happiness.....