Happy International Lesbian Day! What's your favourite lesbian story or scene on Lit?

[kreemi_pi]

Something I learned doing research for one of my stories- it was common in the 19th century for men to use vanilla as a cologne.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Bad pickup lines at a math convention...

"What's your cosine, baby?"

I’d love to integrate my surface with yours…

 

[kreemi_pi]

I’d love to integrate my surface with yours…

"You know you want be baby...don't be obtuse"

 

[Nightaelf]

Bad pickup lines at a math convention...

"What's your cosine, baby?"

I fell for you faster than an object in a gravitational field

 

[stickygirl]

I fell for you faster than an object in a gravitational field

That's heavy!

 

[Nightaelf]

I’d love to integrate my surface with yours…

That is intense....

 

[StillStunned]

Lesbian mating rituals are weird. And they're completely unlike the documentaries I've seen on Pornhub.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Lesbian mating rituals are weird. And they're completely unlike the documentaries I've seen on Pornhub.

That’s odd as PH documentaries are normally very realistic

 

[StillStunned]

That’s odd as PH documentaries are normally very realistic

Right? It's where I've gained most of my understanding of human nature.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Right? It's where I've gained most of my understanding of human nature.

Especially about the potential consequences of repairs to home appliances…

 

[Nightaelf]

Lesbian mating rituals are weird. And they're completely unlike the documentaries I've seen on Pornhub.

Our mating rituals involve a lot more experimentation and significantly less straight lines.

 

[Nightaelf]

That’s odd as PH documentaries are normally very realistic

Yeah, ph is mandatory education in lesbianology.

 

[kreemi_pi]

I fell for you faster than an object in a gravitational field

Nice!

"Come by the lab later...we're doing the Double Slit Experiment."

 

[kreemi_pi]

That’s odd as PH documentaries are normally very realistic

When I'm not on Porn Hub, i'm usually at a Horn Pub

 

[Areala-chan]

Especially about the potential consequences of repairs to home appliances…

Listen, I only got stuck in the dryer that one time because my back seized up...

 

[kreemi_pi]

Listen, I only got stuck in the dryer that one time because my back seized up...

That's what Step Brothers are for...

 

[EmilyMiller]

Listen, I only got stuck in the dryer that one time because my back seized up...

It’s apparently even worse ordering pizza…

 

[kreemi_pi]

It’s apparently even worse ordering pizza…

You need a bigger towel

 

[EmilyMiller]

We had some quite major landscaping done recently. There were ten guys outside and me WFH by myself (my SO was in the office). I remember joking about it being classic porn gang bang territory .

 

[StillStunned]

In one of the stroker threads I was just discussing Tammy, Jessica, Yuliya. A massage with a truly happy ending.

@THBGato Thanks for your thoughtful comment on this one.

 

[THBGato]

You're welcome. But this:

A massage with a truly happy ending.

Was false advertising. More like a massage with both participants facing future therapy bills running into the thousands.

 

[StillStunned]

You're welcome. But this:

Was false advertising. More like a massage with both participants facing future therapy bills running into the thousands.

I maintain that Jessica has closure, and even Tammy is better off for facing a side of herself she's suppressed for half her life.

 

[THBGato]

I maintain that Jessica has closure

She really doesn't. At several points you make it clear she's going to masturbate while fantasing about this in the future. That's not closure. That's keeping the memory of the bully and thus the bullying alive, festering, like an open wound.

 

[StillStunned]

She really doesn't. At several points you make it clear she's going to masturbate while fantasing about this in the future. That's not closure. That's keeping the memory of the bully and thus the bullying alive, festering, like an open wound.

I disagree. But I appreciate your engagement with the character.

 

[THBGato]

It's still not the "truly happy ending" you promised. But feel free to mansplain why I'm wrong.