Have you ever gotten a random sex call

[athelticguy04]

No but it would be fun

 

[gtnlynn]

When I first moved to Houston in 1980, I temporarily lived in an apartment by myself. The phone rang at 2:00 a.m. and rushed to answer it, afraid something was wrong back home in GA. A sultry voice on the other end, said, "David, how are you?" Like an idiot, in my half-awake state, I said, "I'm not David, I'm Gary." The voice replied, "Well hello, Gary, do you want tro fuck?" I hung up. The next morning at 2:00 a.m., the phone rang again, and I answered it. "Hello Gary. Why did you hang up on me?" I hung up. Ir happened the third morning, so I unplugged the phone every night.

 

[Man4mystery]

I wish! That would probably make my year

 

[Sunlover102]

Yes. A random young woman rang me and she was clearly masterbating as we were talking.
I enjoyed it very much.
She rang several more times after that. Then disappeared.

 

[Wolfie605]

I used to be a night auditor for a hotel. I would about once a week get a call from someone heavy breathing. First time I just hung up after calling them an ass. The second time it happened I made a comment along the lines of them being constipated and gave advice on a cheese and bread free diet

 

[Wolfie605]

I only ever have regular sex calls, not anonymous ones like this. I would sign up for this lol

Could discuss adding your number to a list lol

 

[ShaneoD]

The closest I ever came to this was a Snapchat from a friend that was definitely not intended for me

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Random sex calls? Folks just dialing and moaning? No "Hey, how ya doing?"

Degenerates LOL

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

I promise this is a true story;

I was 19 years old, had 2 roommates home asleep, and the phone rang (circa 1993) and I finally woke up and answered it...

A man who sounded about early 20s simply asked me, "do you want to listen as I jack off?"

Wtf? Right?
I said "yes, sure!!"
And for the next few minutes, I listened to him moan and Jack off...I have no idea to this day if I knew him ( I was rather wild back then, and who knows if it was an actual stranger, or a friend's friend)

 

[Series 6]

Random sex calls? Folks just dialing and moaning? No "Hey, how ya doing?"

Degenerates LOL

You say it like it’s a bad thing

 

[sunset_dreaming]

Oh constantly. In fact I'm returning a missed call now...

 

[LeinadVirgo]

Random message to hook up. Sure. But I didn't invest, i knew better

 

[cocokittysurprise]

You say it like it’s a bad thing

I imagine it can be.

If I answer a call and someone randomly starts squealing like a stuck pig while flicking their bean or groaning like they have a bad case of the shits while tugging their tallywacker, I'd probably remain celibate for the rest of my life.

 

[Series 6]

I imagine it can be.

If I answer a call and someone randomly starts squealing like a stuck pig while flicking their bean or groaning like they have a bad case of the shits while tugging their tallywacker, I'd probably remain celibate for the rest of my life.

I can definitely see all that as off-putting. Although, it's never happened to me so I'll go in with an open mind.

 

[J64stephenson]

Not yet. But you’re saying there’s a chance

 

[MissMarie32]

No but would be fun

 

[J64stephenson]

No but this will help speed it up see
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[Dudeqwe]

Alas, no. Despite my flyers and promotional materials.

 

[Peppadance]

I did one night when I was selling my car. A young lady called up quite late, and I was just going to sleep. I answered the basic questions about the car, until my attention was raised by a few comments about my voice… I responded that hers was nice also and we went from there. Yes I did masturbate and it was quite arousing, I wanted more… and suggested we meet… sadly it never went further than that call. I had a hard time sleeping after that.

 

[cole4258]

Never random for sure. Planned ones are fun

 

[Shygentleman2]

Wasn't completely random as we were partners in that arena for months. What was random...and horrifying was that she called at 2 in the morning. She had forgotten about the time zone difference and my phone vibrating woke not only me but also my wife!

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I wish I had gotten one (or more) random sex calls. It would have made some days quite amusing.

 

[LeSabreur]

I did receive one years ago on my home phone. A young woman called, apparently at random, and started talking sexy, calling me "daddy," asking me to punish her for being naughty. It was weird but fun, we both seemed to enjoy ourselves, and she never showed at the McDonald's!

 

[Sgts19]

Long time ago but I can remember a few times picking up the phone and hearing moaning and 2 people talking then realizing it was my wife and friend fucking. It happened when the 4 of us were in one house and a cpl times somewhere different. Sure helped the little fella come back to life for round two