Have you ever gotten a random sex call

[athelticguy04]

No but it would be fun

 

[gtnlynn]

When I first moved to Houston in 1980, I temporarily lived in an apartment by myself. The phone rang at 2:00 a.m. and rushed to answer it, afraid something was wrong back home in GA. A sultry voice on the other end, said, "David, how are you?" Like an idiot, in my half-awake state, I said, "I'm not David, I'm Gary." The voice replied, "Well hello, Gary, do you want tro fuck?" I hung up. The next morning at 2:00 a.m., the phone rang again, and I answered it. "Hello Gary. Why did you hang up on me?" I hung up. Ir happened the third morning, so I unplugged the phone every night.

 

[Man4mystery]

I wish! That would probably make my year

 

[Sunlover102]

Yes. A random young woman rang me and she was clearly masterbating as we were talking.
I enjoyed it very much.
She rang several more times after that. Then disappeared.

 

[Wolfie605]

I used to be a night auditor for a hotel. I would about once a week get a call from someone heavy breathing. First time I just hung up after calling them an ass. The second time it happened I made a comment along the lines of them being constipated and gave advice on a cheese and bread free diet

 

[Wolfie605]

I only ever have regular sex calls, not anonymous ones like this. I would sign up for this lol

Could discuss adding your number to a list lol

 

[ShaneoD]

The closest I ever came to this was a Snapchat from a friend that was definitely not intended for me

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Random sex calls? Folks just dialing and moaning? No "Hey, how ya doing?"

Degenerates LOL

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

I promise this is a true story;

I was 19 years old, had 2 roommates home asleep, and the phone rang (circa 1993) and I finally woke up and answered it...

A man who sounded about early 20s simply asked me, "do you want to listen as I jack off?"

Wtf? Right?
I said "yes, sure!!"
And for the next few minutes, I listened to him moan and Jack off...I have no idea to this day if I knew him ( I was rather wild back then, and who knows if it was an actual stranger, or a friend's friend)

 

[Series 6]

Random sex calls? Folks just dialing and moaning? No "Hey, how ya doing?"

Degenerates LOL

You say it like it’s a bad thing

 

[sunset_dreaming]

Oh constantly. In fact I'm returning a missed call now...

 

[LeinadVirgo]

Random message to hook up. Sure. But I didn't invest, i knew better

 

[cocokittysurprise]

You say it like it’s a bad thing

I imagine it can be.

If I answer a call and someone randomly starts squealing like a stuck pig while flicking their bean or groaning like they have a bad case of the shits while tugging their tallywacker, I'd probably remain celibate for the rest of my life.

 

[Series 6]

I imagine it can be.

If I answer a call and someone randomly starts squealing like a stuck pig while flicking their bean or groaning like they have a bad case of the shits while tugging their tallywacker, I'd probably remain celibate for the rest of my life.

I can definitely see all that as off-putting. Although, it's never happened to me so I'll go in with an open mind.

 

[J64stephenson]

Not yet. But you’re saying there’s a chance

 

[MissMarie32]

No but would be fun

 

[J64stephenson]

No but this will help speed it up see
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[Dudeqwe]

Alas, no. Despite my flyers and promotional materials.

 

[Peppadance]

I did one night when I was selling my car. A young lady called up quite late, and I was just going to sleep. I answered the basic questions about the car, until my attention was raised by a few comments about my voice… I responded that hers was nice also and we went from there. Yes I did masturbate and it was quite arousing, I wanted more… and suggested we meet… sadly it never went further than that call. I had a hard time sleeping after that.

 

[cole4258]

Never random for sure. Planned ones are fun

 

[Shygentleman2]

Wasn't completely random as we were partners in that arena for months. What was random...and horrifying was that she called at 2 in the morning. She had forgotten about the time zone difference and my phone vibrating woke not only me but also my wife!