Questions, Thoughts, Random hijinks

[ImpishSeraph]

1. Are you male or female? Female

2. Straight? Gay? Bi? Curious? Straight

3. Favorite non-bedroom place you have had sex? Movie theater but have enjoyed lots of crazy places. Next was the skyride.

4. Has anyone ever caught you having sex? Yes

5. Have you ever caught someone else having sex? yes

6. What is your favorite position? Have a few

7. Would you consider your dom? Sub? Switch? Sub, but recently have gone to switch

8. What is a particular fetish you have, either one that is fairly mainstream, or even less orthodox? Men's hands, legs, and feet recently turn me on, and prostate play

9. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral? Giving…

10. What is a popular sex act that you don't enjoy? 69

11. Which of these have you accomplished?
Sex in another country? no
Someone else's bed/couch? Yes.
Sex in a car? Yes.
In an airplane? played no sex
On a boat/ship? Yes

12. Is the person you are with now (spouse/paramour/bf or gf...) the best you have had? Not with anyone, ex-not at all

13. Ladies, what is your breast size? Gentlemen, what is your dick size? 38 DDD/G depends on bra

14. Shaved? Natural? Trimmed to shape? Trimmed Shaved lips

15. What non-sexual activity is guaranteed to turn you on? grinding, banter, compliments

16. Where do you prefer to cum or your partner cum? Mouth? Face? Tits? Ass? Pussy? Feet? Stomach? Inside any orifice

17. What non-sexual nickname has been sexualized for you? ?

18. Have you had sex with someone you didn't really find attractive? Yes!
If so, why? chemistry was there

19. Are you ok with your partner having an orgasm, but you not? Yes, but not for more than a few days.

20. Answer to how are you, basic info, the normal stuff? Turned 50 a few weeks ago, I enjoy laughing, I'm a Math wiz, but struggle with comprehension/vocab. Divorced recently from 3 decades of roommate style marriage, I'm 5'9-1/2" tall, light red curly hair

21. Do you like Lit, what brought you here? Yes! Always read the stories as far back as I can remember. A friend of another forum invited me here back in 2007 because of my uncanny ability to turn all conversations sexual. I didn't realize it had a forum.

22. Any other facts? Filled with crazy facts about myself. Don't know which to mention.

 

[GB24]

1. Are you male or female? MALE
2. Straight? Gay? Bi? Curious? STRAIGHT/CURIOUS
3. Favorite non-bedroom place you have had sex? ON A SLEEPER TRAIN
4. Has anyone ever caught you having sex? YES
5. Have you ever caught someone else having sex? YES
6. What is your favorite position? DOGGY/ANAL
7. Would you consider your Dom? Sub? Switch? I LIKE TO BE IN CHARGE
8. What is a particular fetish you have, either one that is fairly mainstream, or even less orthodox? DOES HAVING A THING FOR PREGNANT WOMEN COUNT?
9. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral? GIVING
10. What is a popular sex act that you don't enjoy? EXTREME/ROUGH/DEGRADING SEX... ANYTHING INVOLVING PAIN REALLY - WHETHER GIVING OR RECEIVING - LEAVES ME COLD.
GIVING A CUTE BUM A FEW SLAPS?
SLAPPING A WOMAN AROUND THE FACE?
11. Which of these have you accomplished?
Sex in another country? YES
Someone else's bed/couch? YES
Sex in a car? YES
In an airplane? NO
On a boat/ship? YES
12. Is the person you are with now (spouse/paramour/bf or gf...) the best you have had? YES! SHE CERTAINLY MAKES ME THE HAPPIEST
13. Ladies, what is your breast size? Gentlemen, what is your dick size? 6.5"
14. Shaved? Natural? Trimmed to shape? TRIMMED
15. What non-sexual activity is guaranteed to turn you on? YOGA (OK... YOGA PANTS )
16. Where do you prefer to cum or your partner cum? IT DEPENDS ON THE CONTEXT REALLY BUT ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE IS ALWAYS IN HER ARSE
17. What non-sexual nickname has been sexualized for you? TEABAG?
18. Have you had sex with someone you didn't really find attractive? If so, why? YES. IT SEEMED APPROPRIATE AT THE TIME!
19. Are you ok with your partner having an orgasm, but you not? YES.
20. Answer to how are you, basic info, the normal stuff? I'M FINE THANKS. 40 SOMETHING. HEALTHY. STILL HAVE ALL MY OWN HAIR HAHA
21. Do you like Lit, what brought you here? SO FAR... CURIOSITY?

 

[Thatgirl_withtheeyes]

1. Are you male or female? Female

2. Straight? Gay? Bi? Curious? Straight

3. Favorite non-bedroom place you have had sex? movie theater “cry room”

4. Has anyone ever caught you having sex? Yes, a hotel maid walked right in one time.

5. Have you ever caught someone else having sex? Yep

6. What is your favorite position? Doggy

7. Would you consider your dom? Sub? Switch? Subbish

8. What is a particular fetish you have, either one that is fairly mainstream, or even less orthodox? I hate to say it but degradation, in the right context and time, reallllly works. Also a sucker for a much older man.

9. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral? Do I have to choose? Okay, okay…I’ll go with giving.

10. What is a popular sex act that you don't enjoy? I don’t know actually. I’m inclined to say anal but I’ve never had it so I’d be making guesses based on stereotypes.

11. Which of these have you accomplished?
Sex in another country? Yes.
Someone else's bed/couch? Yes.
Sex in a car? Yes.
In an airplane? No.
On a boat/ship? Yes

14. Shaved? Natural? Trimmed to shape? Trimmed. This morning actually.

15. What non-sexual activity is guaranteed to turn you on? Teaching fingers over the back of my neck. Swoon

16. Where do you prefer to cum or your partner cum? Mouth? Face? Tits? Ass? Pussy? Feet? Stomach? I would prefer it inside me but I’m not opposed to wearing it.

17. What non-sexual nickname has been sexualized for you? Lamb

18. Have you had sex with someone you didn't really find attractive? Yes…and I’m honestly glad I caved. It was really really good sex.
If so, why? I needed to break the drought and I missed being touched.

19. Are you ok with your partner having an orgasm, but you not? I’m a woman. This happens enough that you have to get okay with it to an extent. I do appreciate a little assistance in getting my O if he finishes first.

20. Answer to how are you, basic info, the normal stuff? I’m a really typical mom with a good job and lovely hobbies who just needs a little spice now and then.

21. Do you like Lit, what brought you here? I do! I’ve probably been looking around stories for more than a decade and then decided to sign up and past a few audios. The feedback has been mostly nice.

22. Any other facts? My parents say I’m too liberal for my upbringing but I’m okay with that. I handed tattoos and a nose ring and a southern accent. I’ve got a giant heart for people in general but I’m a firm believer in believing people the first time when they show you who they are.

 

[bashfull]

If I go to a strip club and they are featuring dwarves, do I get half off the cover charge?

 

[bashfull]

Does siamese porn exist?

 

[RedDevilCock]

Let's see here!
1. Are you male or female? male
2. Straight? Gay? Bi? Curious? straight

3. Favorite non-bedroom place you have had sex? Dang near everywhere lol. If the mood hits.

4. Has anyone ever caught you having sex? Yes

5. Have you ever caught someone else having sex? Definitely!

6. What is your favorite position? Actually depends on the Lady. Random or multiple is fun.

7. Would you consider your dom? Sub? Switch?Dom

8. What is a particular fetish you have, either one that is fairly mainstream, or even less orthodox?
Have to get back to this one

9. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral? Giving

10. What is a popular sex act that you don't enjoy? Why? Giving oral to a unclean lady.

11. Which of these have you accomplished? Sex in another country? No. Someone else's bed/couch? Yes. Sex in a car? Yes. In an airplane? No. On a boat/ship? Yes

12. Is the person you are with now (spouse/paramour/bf or gf...) the best you have had? Spouse I believe so.

13. Ladies, what is your breast size? Gentlemen, what is your dick size? Like above Average or measurements?

14. Shaved? Natural? Trimmed to shape? Natural

15. What non-sexual activity is guaranteed to turn you on? Have to ponder this.

16. Where do you prefer to cum or your partner cum? Mouth? Face? Tits? Ass? Pussy? Feet? Stomach? Depends on what the lady likes/wants.

17. What non-sexual nickname has been sexualized for you? Um?

18. Have you had sex with someone you didn't really find attractive? If so, why? Yeah helping out a GF with her Gf kinda a give one for the act of it.

19. Are you ok with your partner having an orgasm, but you not? Definitely been there.

20. Answer to how are you, basic info, the normal stuff? Like ASL male Idaho 49+

21. Do you like Lit, what brought you here? Yes to read and share with like minded folks and meet and get / share ideas.

22. Any other facts? Almost 50 and in LPSG .com as well.

 

[Dayhoosier]

1. Are you male or female? male
2. Straight? Gay? Bi? Curious? straight

3. Favorite non-bedroom place you have had sex? Kitchen - one time in particular

4. Has anyone ever caught you having sex? Yes

5. Have you ever caught someone else having sex? No

6. What is your favorite position? Standing at side of bed while she's laying on her back on it

7. Would you consider your dom? Sub? Switch?Dom

8. What is a particular fetish you have, either one that is fairly mainstream, or even less orthodox?
Love love to lick ass

9. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral? Giving

10. What is a popular sex act that you don't enjoy? Why? Not enjoy isn't right but could take or leave getting blowjobs

11. Which of these have you accomplished? Sex in another country? Yes. Someone else's bed/couch? Yes. Sex in a car? Yes. In an airplane? No. On a boat/ship? No

12. Is the person you are with now (spouse/paramour/bf or gf...) the best you have had? Yes

13. Ladies, what is your breast size? Gentlemen, what is your dick size? Been told slightly above but I suspect pretty average

14. Shaved? Natural? Trimmed to shape? Trimmed

15. What non-sexual activity is guaranteed to turn you on? Witty banter!!

16. Where do you prefer to cum or your partner cum? Mouth? Face? Tits? Ass? Pussy? Feet? Stomach? In her pussy

17. What non-sexual nickname has been sexualized for you? Not sure

18. Have you had sex with someone you didn't really find attractive? If so, why? No

19. Are you ok with your partner having an orgasm, but you not? Yes!!

20. Answer to how are you, basic info, the normal stuff? Like ASL male Ohio 50

21. Do you like Lit, what brought you here? Yes enjoyed reading so thought I'd join

22. Any other facts? Ultra marathon runner and like to be and stay busy

 

[Bdm20]

1. Are you male or female? Male



2. Straight? Gay? Bi? Curious? Straight



3. Favorite non-bedroom place you have had sex? Hot tub



4. Has anyone ever caught you having sex? Yes


5. Have you ever caught someone else having sex? No


6. What is your favorite position? Cowgirl



7. Would you consider yourself Don? ? Sub? Switch? Dom




9. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral? Giving, and 69



10. What is a popular sex act that you don’t enjoy? Why? None I can think of


11. Which of these have you accomplished?

Sex in another country? Yes

Someone else's bed/couch? Yes

Sex in a car? Yes

. In an airplane? No

On a boat/ship? Yes



12. Is the person you are with now (spouse/paramour/bf or gf...) the best you have had? I’d say she’s as good as any before her.


13. Ladies, what is your breast size?



14. Shaved? Natural? Trimmed to shape?
Trimmed

15. What non-sexual activity is guaranteed to turn you on? Watching a woman take a deep hit



16. Where do you prefer to cum or your partner cum?

Mouth? Yes

Face? Yes

Tits? Yes

Ass? Haven’t. Or did you mean inside?

Pussy? Yes

Feet? No

Stomach? Yes



17. What non-sexual nickname has been sexualized for you?



18. Have you had sex with someone you didn't really find attractive? Yes

If so, why? She got me very drunk


19. Are you ok with your partner having an orgasm, but you not? Yes, that was my Friday night this week.


20. Answer to how are you. At the moment, aroused.



21. Do you like Lit, what brought you here? Love it, for the first several years I was only here for the stories.



22. Any other facts? Nope. Message me if there’s anything you want to know.

 

[cheekygirl75]

1. Are you male or female? Female

2. Straight? Gay? Bi? Curious? Straight but somewhat curious

3. Favorite non-bedroom place you have had sex? airplane bathroom

4. Has anyone ever caught you having sex? Not that I know of

5. Have you ever caught someone else having sex? Nope!

6. What is your favorite position? Hmmm... not telling

7. Would you consider your dom? Sub? Switch? Subbish

8. What is a particular fetish you have, either one that is fairly mainstream, or even less orthodox? Spanking

9. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral? Um... have only received once, so I guess giving

10. What is a popular sex act that you don't enjoy? Oral

11. Which of these have you accomplished?
Sex in another country? Yes
Someone else's bed/couch? Yes
Sex in a car? No
In an airplane? Yes
On a boat/ship? No

14. Shaved? Natural? Trimmed to shape? Trimmed, sometimes waxed

15. What non-sexual activity is guaranteed to turn you on? Being a strong leading partner while dancing

16. Where do you prefer to cum or your partner cum? Mouth? Face? Tits? Ass? Pussy? Feet? Stomach? Inside

17. What non-sexual nickname has been sexualized for you? Can't think of one

18. Have you had sex with someone you didn't really find attractive? No
If so, why?

19. Are you ok with your partner having an orgasm, but you not? Not really, but it seems par for the course as a woman.

20. Answer to how are you, basic info, the normal stuff? I'm ok

21. Do you like Lit, what brought you here? I do - I've been here on and off for a long time. Curiosity is what brought me originally & the people are what keep me coming back.

22. Any other facts? No

 

[SeleneLuna]

1. Are you male or female? Female

2. Straight? Gay? Bi? Curious? Straight

3. Favorite non-bedroom place you have had sex? Kitchen, couch, I'm old I need comfort.

4. Has anyone ever caught you having sex? Yes

5. Have you ever caught someone else having sex? Eww yes

6. What is your favorite position? It would be a crime to choose one.

7. Would you consider your dom? Sub? Switch? Switch, depends, very switchy answer.

8. What is a particular fetish you have, either one that is fairly mainstream, or even less orthodox? That's tough, according to who's standards? Asphyxiation, this is common I think.

9. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral? Both! enthusiastically.

10. What is a popular sex act that you don't enjoy? Candle wax anything,, nooo

11. Which of these have you accomplished?
Sex in another country? Yes
Someone else's bed/couch? Yes
Sex in a car? Yes
In an airplane? Yes
On a boat/ship? Yes

14. Shaved? Natural? Trimmed to shape? I love bush, trimmed bush.

15. What non-sexual activity is guaranteed to turn you on? Being really quick! Jokes on a whim.

16. Where do you prefer to cum or your partner cum? Mouth? Face? Tits? Ass? Pussy? Feet? Stomach? All of the above.

17. What non-sexual nickname has been sexualized for you? Doll, though I hate it!

18. Have you had sex with someone you didn't really find attractive? Yes
If so, why? Not my type per se, but was sharp as a whip.

19. Are you ok with your partner having an orgasm, but you not? This depends, but ideally both, always.

20. Answer to how are you, basic info, the normal stuff? Female, not a robot, beep bop beep

21. Do you like Lit, what brought you here? I do - Long time reader, googled erotic stories, and have been reading ever since.

22. Any other facts? I have songs for every emotion.

 

[Sgts19]

1. Are you male or female? Male

2. Straight? Gay? Bi? Curious? Straight? curious about bj only

3. Favorite non-bedroom place you have had sex? Tent

4. Has anyone ever caught you having sex? Yes

5. Have you ever caught someone else having sex? yes

6. What is your favorite position? Me standing beside the bed her legs on my shoulder, easy for me to lick her pussy then fuck her

7. Would you consider your dom? Sub? Switch? Neither

8. What is a particular fetish you have, either one that is fairly mainstream, or even less orthodox? Wife fucking someone else me watching or listening

9. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral? Both..Addicted to it

10. What is a popular sex act that you don't enjoy? Ass play

11. Which of these have you accomplished?
Sex in another country? Yes
Someone else's bed/couch? Yes
Sex in a car? Yes
In an airplane? No
On a boat/ship? No

14. Shaved? Natural? Trimmed to shape? Me trimmed her shaved

15. What non-sexual activity is guaranteed to turn you on? ?

16. Where do you prefer to cum or your partner cum? Mouth? Face? Tits? Ass? Pussy? Feet? Stomach? Pussy or mouth

17. What non-sexual nickname has been sexualized for you? ? none that I know

18. Have you had sex with someone you didn't really find attractive? Yes
If so, why? Pick ups many times in my youth

19. Are you ok with your partner having an orgasm, but you not? Not ok everyone's in it to get off

20. Answer to how are you, basic info, the normal stuff? A bottle or two short in a 6pack, protective, big..not below the belt, worn body, way mature

21. Do you like Lit, what brought you here? I do - Used to belong to Voyeurweb it sold turned to shit, read stories tried chat here..waste of time

22. Any other facts? I'm off to the gym golf opens next week thank god

 

[PMarky2]

1. Are you male or female? Male

2. Straight? Gay? Bi? Curious? Straight

3. Favorite non-bedroom place you have had sex? Outside on a blanket somewhere secluded on a warm day.

4. Has anyone ever caught you having sex? Not that I know of.

5. Have you ever caught someone else having sex? yes - caught my parents at it.

6. What is your favorite position? Doggy or cowgirl

7. Would you consider your dom? Sub? Switch? Dom-ish

8. What is a particular fetish you have, either one that is fairly mainstream, or even less orthodox? Not a fetish in the strict sense but I am turned out by nice feet, and nerdy women.

9. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral? I love both

10. What is a popular sex act that you don't enjoy? I find it hard to get enthusiastic about a tit wank

11. Which of these have you accomplished?
Sex in another country? yes
Someone else's bed/couch? yes.
Sex in a car? No, but I have had sex on a train
In an airplane? No - I hate flying, so I am too anxious to be horny
On a boat/ship? Yes

12. Is the person you are with now (spouse/paramour/bf or gf...) the best you have had? My wife was enthusiastic but a little vanilla. The girl I was with before her who was into light bondage and anal was far more my speed.

13. Ladies, what is your breast size? Gentlemen, what is your dick size? 7" and on the thick side,

14. Shaved? Natural? Trimmed to shape? Natural

15. What non-sexual activity is guaranteed to turn you on? Deep conversations

16. Where do you prefer to cum or your partner cum? Mouth? Face? Tits? Ass? Pussy? Feet? Stomach? Pussy is first preference, then in order ass, mouth, tummy, feet, tits, face.

17. What non-sexual nickname has been sexualized for you? None that I can think of

18. Have you had sex with someone you didn't really find attractive? No
If so, why?

19. Are you ok with your partner having an orgasm, but you not? Yes, but not too often.

20. Answer to how are you, basic info, the normal stuff? I'll turn 56 at the end of next month. I like intellectual conversations, most forms of music but listen to classical mostly. Dry sense of humour. Love art and laughter. Perennially curious and work as a part-time college tutor among other gigs, but struggle with maths. I'm a cultural conservative, but anyone's guess in most other areas. Stuck in a roommate style marriage with a chronically ill wife by marriage vows and happy memories. I'm 5' 10" tall, thick set, brown eyes, brown hair going white, and thinning. I like to dress well.

21. Do you like Lit, what brought you here? Started to read the stories about fifteen years ago, started haunting the boards when my sex life went caput.

22. Any other facts? I am turned on by clever women, especially clever women with an intellectual bent. If you want to get me into bed, brains work better than a cute arse which in turn works better than boobs. I'm a little eccentric, and am not afraid to speak my mind. Impatient of bullshit. Definite ambivert, probable sapiosexual, suspected Aspie.