Have You Ever

[AliveInside]

HYE you could go back in time and redo something you REALLY screwed up?

Yes, absolutely. There's like 3 years I would like to rewrite

HYE tried to stop masturbating altogether? How well did you do?

 

[RossieOregon]

Yes, absolutely. There's like 3 years I would like to rewrite

HYE tried to stop masturbating altogether? How well did you do?

I haven't tried doing that.

Have you ever followed a 5-series BMW going 25 mph in a 45 mph zone?

 

[lowphat]

I haven't tried doing that.

Have you ever followed a 5-series BMW going 25 mph in a 45 mph zone?

No, I'm the guy that passes those idiots

Have you ever honked at a slow car only to learn its your neighbor?

 

[RossieOregon]

No, I'm the guy that passes those idiots

Have you ever honked at a slow car only to learn its your neighbor?

Ahem, I rarely honk!

Have you ever followed the maximum speed limit on rural freeways?

 

[lowphat]

Ahem, I rarely honk!

Have you ever followed the maximum speed limit on rural freeways?

Only when the Man is nearby

Have you ever raced past a cop doing over 85?

 

[tedsbeds]

Ahem, I rarely honk!

Have you ever followed the maximum speed limit on rural freeways?

Only when under the influence as to not attract attention.

HYE used your feminine charms to avoid a traffic citation?

 

[RossieOregon]

Only when the Man is nearby

Have you ever raced past a cop doing over 85?

Do you think I'm crazy???

Only when under the influence as to not attract attention.

HYE used your feminine charms to avoid a traffic citation?

Yes, once or twice!

Have you ever been over the speed limit in a school zone?

 

[tedsbeds]

Do you think I'm crazy???



Yes, once or twice!

Have you ever been over the speed limit in a school zone?

Not in the daytime.

HYE passed a school bus with red lights flashing?

 

[RossieOregon]

Not in the daytime.

HYE passed a school bus with red lights flashing?

No

Have you ever driven a different route just to avoid red light cameras?

 

[tedsbeds]

No

Have you ever driven a different route just to avoid red light cameras?

I don't even know where the red light cameras are. In a brothel?

HYE driven home after a wild night and forgotten how you got there?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I don't even know where the red light cameras are. In a brothel?

HYE driven home after a wild night and forgotten how you got there?

Not forgotten, but was unaware of the journey. (like a remote drive memory)

HYE had your life flash before your eyes? (or parts of it)

 

[FUBARd1]

Not forgotten, but was unaware of the journey. (like a remote drive memory)

HYE had your life flash before your eyes? (or parts of it)

No, despite a couple of near-death experiences.

HYE been held at gunpoint?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

No, despite a couple of near-death experiences.

HYE been held at gunpoint?

No, thank God.

HYE been tied up?

 

[coochiebarber]

No, thank God.

HYE been tied up?

Forcefully? No

Have you ever been forced to do things you didn't want to?

 

[FUBARd1]

No, thank God.

HYE been tied up?

Um, yes. Luckily, not during the gunpoint episode...

HYE been teased but not allowed to orgasm?

 

[lowphat]

Um, yes. Luckily, not during the gunpoint episode...

HYE been teased but not allowed to orgasm?

No

HYE been tied to the bed and teased

 

[FUBARd1]

No

HYE been tied to the bed and teased

Not tied to the bed, no.

HYE played spin the bottle?

 

[lowphat]

Not tied to the bed, no.

HYE played spin the bottle?

Yes, about 30 years ago, LOL.

Have you ever had sex because of spin the bottle?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Not tied to the bed, no.

HYE played spin the bottle?

Yes, I loved it.

HYE played strip poker?

 

[FUBARd1]

Yes, I loved it.

HYE played strip poker?

Yes, once. With my girlfriend and her sister.

HYE cheated at cards?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Yes, once. With my girlfriend and her sister.

HYE cheated at cards?

Ummm....this sounds familiar.....yes, I have.

HYE taken nude photos of yourself?

 

[FUBARd1]

Ummm....this sounds familiar.....yes, I have.

HYE taken nude photos of yourself?

Not just myself!

HYE posed for nude photos?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Not just myself!

HYE posed for nude photos?

No.

HYE lost your mind? or your eyesight?
(because that's what would happen if the above were answered yes)

 

[lowphat]

No.

HYE lost your mind? or your eyesight?
(because that's what would happen if the above were answered yes)

Yes, right now my eyesight is in the crapper, which is why I use a 40 inch monitor

HYE been to an adult bookstore/toy store?

 

[igoliquid]

Yes, right now my eyesight is in the crapper, which is why I use a 40 inch monitor

HYE been to an adult bookstore/toy store?

Yes

HYE been to a strip club?