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Have you ever bought a toy for your partner?

Christmas used to be a traditional time to buy various anal toys...now its just when I see them, no matter what time of year it is...:D

HYE wondered where to dispose of a broken toy because you didn't want to shock the bin men...?
 
Christmas used to be a traditional time to buy various anal toys...now its just when I see them, no matter what time of year it is...:D

HYE wondered where to dispose of a broken toy because you didn't want to shock the bin men...?

Actually, yes! I wrapped it up in plastic bags and dumped it in the trash can in front of the grocery store. :D

HYE smoked weed?
 
As a kid, yes

HYE been bitten by a snake?

No. We only have mildly poisonous snakes here (Adders), and they're all under contract to appear in wildlife documentaries.

Have you ever been close to a bear (not in the biblical sense, of course ;) )
 
No. We only have mildly poisonous snakes here (Adders), and they're all under contract to appear in wildlife documentaries.

Have you ever been close to a bear (not in the biblical sense, of course ;) )

Yes, we have bears in this area. A mama bear and two cubs werethisclose to me walking down my street. We all stayed calm and things were fine.
(also had a snake in my living room one Monday morning. Again, we both remained calm and he was returned outside.) It's the best and the worst of country living.

HYE ridden an elephant?
 
Yes, we have bears in this area. A mama bear and two cubs werethisclose to me walking down my street. We all stayed calm and things were fine.
(also had a snake in my living room one Monday morning. Again, we both remained calm and he was returned outside.) It's the best and the worst of country living.

HYE ridden an elephant?

No and I doubt I ever will. I feel too bad about the way the elephants used for tourist entertainment are usually treated :(

HYE seen an orca?
 
Nope ... but I see them on our intercoastal waterway about every day. ;)

HYE given somebody pity sex?

Yes, more than once. More than once it's also turned out to be great :)

HYE woken up unsure of if you had sex the night before?
 
Yes, more than once. More than once it's also turned out to be great :)

HYE woken up unsure of if you had sex the night before?

Nope. I hAve woken up and thought why did I have sex with her.

HYE messed Around with siblings
 
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