Porkwarrior
Midlife Man Whore
- Joined
- Nov 12, 2012
- Posts
- 7,533
HYE had to hear said coue try anal?
Um...no?
HYE wondered if the poster above you was guilty of PUI (posting under the influence)?
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HYE had to hear said coue try anal?
Um...no?
HYE wondered if the poster above you was guilty of PUI (posting under the influence)?
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I am
HYE gone back the next day and deleted something you drunk posted the night b4?
I am
HYE gone back the next day and deleted something you drunk posted the night b4?

I am
HYE gone back the next day and deleted something you drunk posted the night b4?
Yes. But as we all know it's always too late...
HYE drunk posted that led to an excellent next day...
Never.
N.E.V.E.R.
HYE gone on a blind date?
Never.
N.E.V.E.R.
HYE gone on a blind date?
More than one. My current SO is the result of a blind date (sort of).
HYE engaged with a stranger?
Once but was too young to really know how to handle it properly
HYE gone on a date you knew was going to be a disaster?
I have, lead to a fun relationship
HYE made a "call" after 4 am?
After 2am, yes...4 am, I don't think so.
HYE gotten someone to travel long-distance for a booty call/hook up?
Yes... Multi state booty call
HYE performed for someone...
My Grandmother made me perform "Good King Wenceslas" every Christmas since I was Seven. I was Thirty when she passed, haven't touched a piano since. Don't think that's what you were fishing for though.
HYE turned down a booty call?
More than once.
HYE found out whilst inflagrante delecto that your playmate was married?
Nope.
HYE washed a cat?
It's amazing how much they can stretch ain't it.
HYE shaved a pussy?
not sure if you are still asking about a cat.. so no
HYE grabbed a girls bum while dancing but you both had just met?
Yes, but in all fairness she touched my boobies first. And, was shocked to discover that they were real.
HYE grabbed a guy by the balls or butt on the dance floor?
Yes
Have you ever used ice during sex?

Nope, guy's balls just don't interest me... sorry!
HYE played with yourself at work whilst in the same room as other workers?
Yup---
HYE
Had sex in a boat?
Yes, on my nipples and inside of me
HYE used cinnamon powder to enhance flavoring?
No I haven't
HYE been groped?