Have You Ever . . . .?

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it's a bit of a dealbreaker for me.

HYE purchased store bought food for an event and pretended that you'd made it at home?


I always bring the desserts and they are always baked in my kitchen :D

HYE fed the dog under the table while your hostess want looking?
 
I always bring the desserts and they are always baked in my kitchen :D

HYE fed the dog under the table while your hostess want looking?

If by, "Hostess" I can include my mom...sure!

HYE been invited to someone else's house and slipped away for a quick BJ before?
 
If by, "Hostess" I can include my mom...sure!

HYE been invited to someone else's house and slipped away for a quick BJ before?

The Ex and I had sex on my sister's desk in her office after everyone had retired for the night :devil:

Yes.

HYE "called in sick" for a social event - so you could stay home and have sex?


No, but that's a good idea :)
 
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Yes.

HYE "called in sick" for a social event - so you could stay home and have sex?

I'll be calling in sick in a couple of weeks.. because I won't be back from SD yet ::wiggly eyebrows::

HYE kept a journal of your sexual adventures?
 
I'll be calling in sick in a couple of weeks.. because I won't be back from SD yet ::wiggly eyebrows::

HYE kept a journal of your sexual adventures?

Enjoy the vacation :::wiggly eyebrows:::

No, I have not.

HYE developed a scoring method to rank your lovers?
 
Yah, as part of the crew.

HYE done something lewd, immoral or illegal to get a backstage pass?
And if so, which one(s)?

I didn't need to. I worked backstage ;)

HYE been turned off by how an otherwise sexy entertainer handled groupies?
 
HYE been turned off by how an otherwise sexy entertainer handled groupies?
I don't know if this counts, because some people don't find him sexy (me included ... guy here), but ... yes.

Axl Rose came to town and I was his limo driver. He was here two nights, and he spent hours both nights at a sleazy strip club (which happened to have the best burger in town).

He passed on taking two gorgeous dancers -- and I mean gorgeous -- back to his hotel and took the semi-attractive bartender and the down right ugly DJ instead, because -- I learned later -- they were a sure thing and they had drugs.

Now, this is all second hand, from the Chef who makes those incredible burgers, but even if there was another story, the two women had spent two night staying close to him and "doing stuff" to keep him happy ... and then he didn't even take them with him.


HYE met a celebrity and been totally turned off by their personality ... and totally turned on by their body at the same time? (Any level of celebrity works.)
 
I don't know if this counts, because some people don't find him sexy (me included ... guy here), but ... yes.

Axl Rose came to town and I was his limo driver. He was here two nights, and he spent hours both nights at a sleazy strip club (which happened to have the best burger in town).

He passed on taking two gorgeous dancers -- and I mean gorgeous -- back to his hotel and took the semi-attractive bartender and the down right ugly DJ instead, because -- I learned later -- they were a sure thing and they had drugs.

Now, this is all second hand, from the Chef who makes those incredible burgers, but even if there was another story, the two women had spent two night staying close to him and "doing stuff" to keep him happy ... and then he didn't even take them with him.


HYE met a celebrity and been totally turned off by their personality ... and totally turned on by their body at the same time? (Any level of celebrity works.)


Nope.

HYE Mooned anyone?
 
Nope.

HYE Mooned anyone?

I waggled my cock at a couple of girls at the lake who flashed their tits at me. Again, does that count? If not ... no.

HYE gone after someone's Ex-gf/wife/bf/hubby, knowing that they would likely get back together and your window of opportunity would close soon? And if yes, were you successful?
 
HYE gone after someone's Ex-gf/wife/bf/hubby, knowing that they would likely get back together and your window of opportunity would close soon? And if yes, were you successful?[/QUOTE]

No.

HYE used food during intercourse?
 
HYE gone after someone's Ex-gf/wife/bf/hubby, knowing that they would likely get back together and your window of opportunity would close soon? And if yes, were you successful?

No.

HYE used food during intercourse?[/QUOTE]

Honey and whipping cream, different nights, same chick. Wanted to make 'smores out of her tits one night camping, but we were with family and -- despite being in the tent -- she was afraid she would laugh and we would get caught. They heard us fucking , so what's the difference?

HYE had sex knowing family would hear you?
 
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