Porkwarrior
Midlife Man Whore
- Joined
- Nov 12, 2012
- Posts
- 7,533
Yep
HYE perved lit while in a business meeting
Yup
HYE been caught perving at work?
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Yep
HYE perved lit while in a business meeting
Yup
HYE been caught perving at work?
HYE typed to slow?![]()
Nope.
HYE been propositioned at work?
Oh definitelyAll the damn time!
HYE had something witty to type and it came out all wrong?
Oh definitely
HYE typed something serious and had somebody totally take it as a joke?
Yes, and felt like a complete fool.
HYE started a new thread that you thought was a great idea and it promptly died an inglorious death?
Yes I have.
HYE watched a sports show and just shook your head?
Yes I have.
HYE watched a sports show and just shook your head?
All the damn time!
HYE had something witty to type and it came out all wrong?
Yes, it was super flattering.
HYE-Been the one to proposition while you were at work?
Pretty much as soon as the action stops and the talking begins.
HYE found yourself watching sports primarily for the sex appeal?
I just leave my foot in my mouth. Saves time & more efficient that way.
I used to work construction at a yacht club. So many bored trophy wives a young stud just couldn't keep his head swivelling enough.
I tried getting into lingerie football...meh.
HYE cammed with someone and liked chatting with them so much you forgot you were both naked?
Never cammed.
HYE sexted the wrong person?
Never cammed.
HYE sexted the wrong person?
Nope.
HYE sent naughty pics to a Litster?
Nope.
HYE sent naughty pics to a Litster?
Yes.
HYE found somebody so sexy they could be cruel to kittens and you'd still fancy them?
Whoa, no cruelty to animals ever. That makes anyone an ugly person.
HYE seen a Litster's picture and just drooled for hours?
I never drool.
HYE skinnydipped with several people?
Yes. Well, does three others count as several?I never drool.
HYE skinnydipped with several people?
Yes.
HYE. skinnydipped alone?
Yes. Well, does three others count as several?
HYE had sex in an elevator?
HYE met a Litster IRL?
HYE met a Litster IRL?
HYE crushed on a Litster and giggled like a schoolgirl when they PM'd you?
What would it take for you to meet a Litster?