texou
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Ew no!
HYE been to one?

Nope but thought about it long and hard in Amsterdam
HYE had fun in Amsterdam's Red Light District?![]()
nope, never.
have you ever broke up with someone because the sex was bad?
no. far as breast go i like all sizes.
HYE done something just because of being overly horny or turned on that you regretted later?
Yes, I only regretted it though because he was bad in bed
HYE had a 3 some?
Yes - a FFM.
Have you ever had a MFM?
Yes...ones with bi men feature highly...
HYE used particular sites to seek them out?
No, wish I knew what sites those were
HYE had phone sex with a total stranger?
Many years ago when I first joined here...it was an empty experience to be honest, confirmed that it wasn't for me...it's only really arousing when you know the person down the end of the line
HYE let a phone sex buddy listen to you actually fucking?
But I did let a buddy listen once who happened to call while we were fucking.......
HYE videotaped yourself fucking?
Yesyes
have you ever been aroused thinking about who might stumble on the video?
Yes
HYE been caught masturbating at work
Yes it would I should think and yes I haveI would imagine that would be grounds for dismissal with most employers, no?
HYE eaten hot peppers on a dare?
Yes it would I should think and yes I have
HYE picked somebody up while drunk and later realized you'd forgotten their name
Heavens yes![]()
A combination of a very bad memory for names and a very wild youth
Have you ever been to a sex club (swingers club)?

NO, but if you want to take me..
HYE gotten into it and decided that you weren't actually into it..

no but I've masturbatedHaha... You wish
Yep... See above about the wild youth.
The funniest was when I got tired and changed my mind about a guy I had picked up at a nightclub at the hotel my friend and I were staying at.
With my friends help I pretended to get sick and my friend very sweetly looked after me and ushered the guy out ... Poor guy![]()
Have you ever had sex in a park in broad daylight?
Haha... You wish
Yep... See above about the wild youth.
The funniest was when I got tired and changed my mind about a guy I had picked up at a nightclub at the hotel my friend and I were staying at.
With my friends help I pretended to get sick and my friend very sweetly looked after me and ushered the guy out ... Poor guy![]()
Have you ever had sex in a park in broad daylight?
Haha... You wish
Yep... See above about the wild youth.
The funniest was when I got tired and changed my mind about a guy I had picked up at a nightclub at the hotel my friend and I were staying at.
With my friends help I pretended to get sick and my friend very sweetly looked after me and ushered the guy out ... Poor guy![]()
Have you ever had sex in a park in broad daylight?
Oh go on..take me, take me! lol.
Not in daylight, but in the evening. The lady in question was going down on me and a chap walked past with his dog.. I wasn't about to stop her! she got very turned on by it
HYEbeen asked to do something 'strange' and declined..or thought 'why not'
Sometimes I've said yes, once I declined and I now regret it. Never decline a lover, always try.
HYE allowed a lover a "free pass?"