Porkwarrior
Midlife Man Whore
- Joined
- Nov 12, 2012
- Posts
- 7,533
Yes.
HYE had someone pick something out of your fridge not realizing it had been inside of you?
Got me there, nope.
HYE used a food product as a sex enhancement and regretted it?
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Yes.
HYE had someone pick something out of your fridge not realizing it had been inside of you?
ROFLMAO, can't say I have, now that's a true chefs salad
HYE been interested in flashing your pussy in a crowded bar?
No.
HYE been paid for phone or cam sex?
Yes, try explains that your accountant
HYE had sex in your parents home?
Lost my virginity in my Mom's closet.
HYE made a DIY sex toy?
When I was a pubescent boy I'd make fake vaginas out of my moms maxi pads,
HYE hooked up with more then 2 different people in 24 hours
If you have to ask...you aren't man enough.
HYE been the Bull for a married couple?
No.
HYE been paid for phone or cam sex?
Ummmmm no. LOL
HYE had group sex?
AlmostA few times
HYE accidentally lost your bathing suit at he pool?
did it HAVE TO BE surreptitious?Almost
HYE surreptitously stroked yourself in the sauna?
did it HAVE TO BE surreptitious?
HYE had flat out sex in a sauna?
No, I can only imagine passing out during the attempt.
Have you ever felt you were being looked at a bit too much in a sauna, changing room, showers, etc?
Guys dont have that problem lol, ok at least i dont...
Have ever got out of a pool or sauna before checking your suit..or knowing it wasnt quite right...?
I got out with my nipple showing once...
HyE had sex in a public pool?
Not in a public pool... but other places
HYE needed bail money?
I haven't.
HYE been with someone at the same time your lover has?
On more than one occasion
HYE regretted a sex act?
Not yet.
HYE had a threesome go wrong?
Oh yeah...more often than it went right. 3somes are tricky to pull off.
HYE had a threesome go right...enough that was worth all the bullshit?
OH YEA!!
HYE picked up someone at a bar and wonder what you were thinkin' the next day?
OH YEA!!
HYE picked up someone at a bar and wonder what you were thinkin' the next day?
Hell I've been there an hour in.
HYE given/received "road head"
Hmmm.... I don't think I have.
Road handjobs sure, but road head just seems a bit too dangerous to me.
HYE been groped on a train?
Yes, it was a crowded train.
HYE driven anywhere naked?