Have You Ever . . . .?

janeyl · Jun 30, 2014

michael1966b said:
Yes! With my gf giving me a bj. Cops didn't think we should be doing that in the car late at night!

HYE had phone sex while sitting in your car?

God yes...when the monkey was on detachment somewhere with a big time zone gap, he'd always seem to call me either on my way to or from work...

HYE had a phone call you've fantasised about getting but it wasn't as bad as you'd imagined it could be...

lakesailer_mi · Jun 30, 2014

janeyl said:
God yes...when the monkey was on detachment somewhere with a big time zone gap, he'd always seem to call me either on my way to or from work...

HYE had a phone call you've fantasised about getting but it wasn't as bad as you'd imagined it could be...

Not really. The only phone call I've really fantasized about is professional, and of course I've never gotten it, and it couldn't possibly be bad.

But I hope your Monkey is OK...

HYE had to follow multiple threads to figure out what the hell someone is talking about?

GiggLeGasm · Jun 30, 2014

lakesailer_mi said:
Not really. The only phone call I've really fantasized about is professional, and of course I've never gotten it, and it couldn't possibly be bad.

But I hope your Monkey is OK...

HYE had to follow multiple threads to figure out what the hell someone is talking about?

hahahahaha… YES

HYE offered sex in trade?

lakesailer_mi · Jun 30, 2014

GiggLeGasm said:
hahahahaha… YES

HYE offered sex in trade?

LMAO...um...I've offered, but that usually resulted in the price going up!

HYE been offered sex in trade?

Violetvixen1 · Jun 30, 2014

lakesailer_mi said:
Not really. The only phone call I've really fantasized about is professional, and of course I've never gotten it, and it couldn't possibly be bad.

But I hope your Monkey is OK...

HYE had to follow multiple threads to figure out what the hell someone is talking about?

Yes... It's exhausting!! Lol

HYE been on lit break and just came in to leave a thought on ONE thread?

lakesailer_mi · Jun 30, 2014

Violetvixen1 said:
Yes... It's exhausting!! Lol

HYE been on lit break and just came in to leave a thought on ONE thread?

LOL...nope, but I'm glad you did.

HYE offered sex in trade?

Miss_Cassidy · Jun 30, 2014

lakesailer_mi said:
LOL...nope, but I'm glad you did.

HYE offered sex in trade?

No.

Have you ever indulged in tentacle porn?!

*giggles*
*just learned of this recently*
*had no idea*

lakesailer_mi · Jun 30, 2014

Miss_Cassidy said:
No.

Have you ever indulged in tentacle porn?!

*giggles*
*just learned of this recently*
*had no idea*

no, I went and googled it though...eek...

HYE found yourself strangely aroused by something that you didn't think you would be?

positivetension · Jun 30, 2014

lakesailer_mi said:
no, I went and googled it though...eek...

HYE found yourself strangely aroused by something that you didn't think you would be?

Yes

Have you ever tried to break a sexual habit or put an activity behind you?

lakesailer_mi · Jun 30, 2014

positivetension said:
Yes

Have you ever tried to break a sexual habit or put an activity behind you?

Yeah, it doesn't really work, does it...

HYE gone for more than a week without masturbating (since you first masturbated, pre-pubescent doesn't count).

CapnCuddly · Jun 30, 2014

positivetension said:
Yes

Have you ever tried to break a sexual habit or put an activity behind you?

Yes I tried to stop shamelessly flirting with you to get into your e-panties.

Ever started an addiction on purpose.

positivetension · Jun 30, 2014

CapnCuddly said:
Yes I tried to stop shamelessly flirting with you to get into your e-panties.

My e-panties are protected by CyberGuard (tm), but my brain is a wanton slut.

CapnCuddly said:
Ever started an addiction on purpose.

No, I have too many bad behaviors to keep in check already

lakesailer_mi said:
HYE gone for more than a week without masturbating (since you first masturbated, pre-pubescent doesn't count).

No, I don't think I have

Have you ever researched masturbation techniques for your own personal benefit?

satyr82000 · Jun 30, 2014

positivetension said:
My e-panties are protected by CyberGuard (tm), but my brain is a wanton slut.

No, I have too many bad behaviors to keep in check already

No, I don't think I have

Have you ever researched masturbation techniques for your own personal benefit?

yes, but the tried and true methods always seem to work best...

have your ever experimented with fruits or vegetables for masturbation? (olive oil does not count)

lakesailer_mi · Jun 30, 2014

positivetension said:
My e-panties are protected by CyberGuard (tm), but my brain is a wanton slut.

No, I have too many bad behaviors to keep in check already

No, I don't think I have

Have you ever researched masturbation techniques for your own personal benefit?

It think for guys, it's pretty easy and not very complicated, I've never felt the need for research.

I have however, researched female techniques to improve my foreplay, y'all are complicated.

HYE asked a friend of the opposite gender for advice in bed with your SO (not the friend)?

positivetension · Jun 30, 2014

satyr82000 said:
have your ever experimented with fruits or vegetables for masturbation? (olive oil does not count)

Only a tiny bit, out of fumbling curiosity. I've since become a bit paranoid that anything starchy or sugary would set off a yeast infection (and the world is already full of safe, sanitizable sex toys, so why bother with random objects?)

lakesailer_mi said:
HYE asked a friend of the opposite gender for advice in bed with your SO (not the friend)?

No, they all come to me for advice. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes is tiring.

Have you ever gotten a sex-related sunburn?

naughtysweetman · Jun 30, 2014

No, but it does sound like fun.

HYE gotten a sex related poison ivy?

Kat73 · Jul 1, 2014

naughtysweetman said:
No, but it does sound like fun.

HYE gotten a sex related poison ivy?

Not yet!

HYE ben skinny dipping in a lake?

Asian_Flower · Jul 1, 2014

Kat73 said:
Not yet!

HYE ben skinny dipping in a lake?

River yes, lake no

HYE had sex on a beach?

ShyGuy1855 · Jul 1, 2014

Asian_Flower said:
River yes, lake no

HYE had sex on a beach?

No, not yet...

HYE had sex in a car?

Asian_Flower · Jul 1, 2014

ShyGuy1855 said:
No, not yet...

HYE had sex in a car?

Oh God yes!

HYE had sex in public?

lakesailer_mi · Jul 1, 2014

Asian_Flower said:
Oh God yes!

HYE had sex in public?

Yup, although more accurately it was in a public place, there was no one else around.

HYE had sex in front of an audience?

RubenesqueAphrodite · Jul 1, 2014

lakesailer_mi said:
Yup, although more accurately it was in a public place, there was no one else around.

HYE had sex in front of an audience?

nope

Hye wrecked a tractor?

lakesailer_mi · Jul 1, 2014

RubenesqueAphrodite said:
nope

Hye wrecked a tractor?

No. I'm really intrigued by this question. If there's a story here, I wanna know.

HYE sunk a boat?

RubenesqueAphrodite · Jul 1, 2014

lakesailer_mi said:
No. I'm really intrigued by this question. If there's a story here, I wanna know.

HYE sunk a boat?

I've rocked one, but not sunk it..
(And yes, there is a story..lol)

Hye shaved your head?

lakesailer_mi · Jul 1, 2014

RubenesqueAphrodite said:
I've rocked one, but not sunk it..
(And yes, there is a story..lol)

Hye shaved your head?

Heck no! I'm 47, I've still got a full head of hair with not even really a bald spot, why in hell would I shave that off????

HYE shaved your toes?

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