Have You Ever . . . .?

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Ha Ha, no. But I had a GF who did, "If you fuck me ya gotta feed me" she always said.

HYE been caught having sex in public?
 
Ha Ha, no. But I had a GF who did, "If you fuck me ya gotta feed me" she always said.

HYE been caught having sex in public?

No, but came close to being caught a couple of times (on a golf course and sitting on the hood of my car, by the side of a long, seldom-traveled road).


HYE caught anyone having sex (in any form)?
 
Yes, I catch people several times a year. That is why I asked.....

HYE been a house guest and had loud sex? With yourself counts:)
 
Yes, I catch people several times a year. That is why I asked.....

HYE been a house guest and had loud sex? With yourself counts:)

Yes.

HYE been a house guest and had loud sex with the host and/or hostess?
 
Yes, and caught. I honestly didn't think we were being that loud. :D


HYE been grabbed for quick oral in a closet at a party?

No...seems I might be going to the wrong parties!!


HYE fooled around on the pile of coats on the bed?
 
No...seems I might be going to the wrong parties!!


HYE fooled around on the pile of coats on the bed?


No, the only chance I had was at a Christmas party and I thought the winter coats would make me itch. :rolleyes:


HYE been fondled openly during a live band performance at a club?
 
No, the only chance I had was at a Christmas party and I thought the winter coats would make me itch. :rolleyes:


HYE been fondled openly during a live band performance at a club?

I hope you're eye rolling yourself, cause you should be! :)

No...I have at the movies tho.

Ever given movie head?
 
Yes.

(I was involved for several years with a lawyer, for who watching porn and masturbating was the fastest and surest way she could bring herself to orgasm - so I saw a lot of porn, LOL.)

HYE accidentally left porn in the DVR and turned it on at an inappropriate time?
 
Nothing wrong with porn. :)

Yep, I have. "Oh, oops! Mama left the 'nature film' in the player... one sec." Luckily he's three, and not that savvy. Yet. :D

HYE been caught off-guard watching porn?
 
Yes, LOL, I have.

HYE been interrupted in the middle of a sexual session and tried to pretend you weren't interrupted?
 
Oh definitely...bloody kids a shut door means no entry.

Ever had a family member find your hidden porn stash.
 
LOL - no, but only because what erotica I have is not a hidden stash.

HYE been in someone's house where they had a nude or semi nude picture or painting of themselves displayed?
 
LOL - no, but only because what erotica I have is not a hidden stash.

HYE been in someone's house where they had a nude or semi nude picture or painting of themselves displayed?

Yes, it was a very erotic nude on their bathroom wall.

HYE had a formal nude picture taken of yourself?
 
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