Have you ever_____?

[NoMoreNoMore]

It was a November College Dinner Dance [round about the US thanksgiving date that year] We made out through most of it but went to our own beds. Next morning I had a glory on me like I'd never seen in my [then] 22 years. So I married her.

HYE finished with someone on Thanksgiving?

Nope, but had the lawyer hold off on posting my divorce because it would have been on the day we got married.

HYE made love with parents in the other room?

 

[suckonsimon]

Nope, but had the lawyer hold off on posting my divorce because it would have been on the day we got married.

HYE made love with parents in the other room?

Yeah, plenty. They were always glad we had pleasure. Same with her brothers. They all slapped me on the back for getting their sis real loud in her joy. What's to be secretive about?

HYE had children come into the room while you're at each other?

 

[fasolati23]

no

HYE been so deeply asleep that when you woke up you realized you were having sex

Woke up with someone on top of me!

 

[Granola]

Yeah, plenty. They were always glad we had pleasure. Same with her brothers. They all slapped me on the back for getting their sis real loud in her joy. What's to be secretive about?

HYE had children come into the room while you're at each other?

Yes. He's young enough it didn't register with him, thank goodness.


HYE milked a cow?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Yes. He's young enough it didn't register with him, thank goodness.


HYE milked a cow?

Yes. I've done it by hand, with the bucket as well as helped hook them up to machines. First time was back in the 70's when we moved the machines along the cows. Last time was about 3 years ago when the cows move to the machines. I love how technology changes things!

HYE had sex in a barn?

 

[Granola]

Yes. I've done it by hand, with the bucket as well as helped hook them up to machines. First time was back in the 70's when we moved the machines along the cows. Last time was about 3 years ago when the cows move to the machines. I love how technology changes things!

HYE had sex in a barn?

Nope. I have in a piece of farming equipment, though.

HYE skipped a rock so that it struck more than 12 times on the surface?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Nope. I have in a piece of farming equipment, though.

HYE skipped a rock so that it struck more than 12 times on the surface?

LMAO...wow...in the farming equipment! Combine???
(I'm pretty good a this farm talk for a city boy!)

You know, if I remember right, my best skip ever was actually 15, but I could be wrong (kind of like fish stories you know, each year adds an inch or two, or in this case, a skip or two). There was a place I used to go that had essentially shale rock, so you got really really flat pieces. They skipped well!

Have you ever jumped off a cliff into water?

 

[SonNeedsMommy]

LMAO...wow...in the farming equipment! Combine???
(I'm pretty good a this farm talk for a city boy!)

You know, if I remember right, my best skip ever was actually 15, but I could be wrong (kind of like fish stories you know, each year adds an inch or two, or in this case, a skip or two). There was a place I used to go that had essentially shale rock, so you got really really flat pieces. They skipped well!

Have you ever jumped off a cliff into water?

I do that many times every summer.

Have you ever masturbated with your phone?

 

[Paul_Chance]

Never have.

HYE licked your phone?

 

[Sidney_1]

Never have.

HYE licked your phone?

Yes, by accident.

HYE gotten electrical shocks on the treadmill while plugging in your earphones/buds? Do you get electrical shocks easily?

 

[Loves_Pink]

Yes, by accident.

HYE gotten electrical shocks on the treadmill while plugging in your earphones/buds? Do you get electrical shocks easily?

No. Can't imagine that.

HYE done twins?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

No. Can't imagine that.

HYE done twins?

I've never even met any twins....lol....

HYE decided that, no matter what you might end up with, you were absolutely have sex that night?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I've never even met any twins....lol....

HYE decided that, no matter what you might end up with, you were absolutely have sex that night?

Yes.

HYE gotten so drunk you didn't remember the sex?

 

[TwoShades]

Yes.

HYE gotten so drunk you didn't remember the sex?

Fuck. Yes. Maybe the one I want to remember most.

Have you ever left your underwear behind? (by accident)

 

[NC_OBX80]

Fuck. Yes. Maybe the one I want to remember most.

Have you ever left your underwear behind? (by accident)

No... But she's left it behind...

HYE done something "unintended" with a coworker at a happy hour or work travel?

 

[Loves_Pink]

No... But she's left it behind...

HYE done something "unintended" with a coworker at a happy hour or work travel?

Yes. *blush*

HYE left your underwear behind, on purpose?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Yes. *blush*

HYE left your underwear behind, on purpose?

LMAO...no, I get yelled at when I leave my underwear around...

HYE skipped underwear when you went to a professional meeting or work, just to have a naughty little secret all day?

 

[Paul_Chance]

No. I have lost my underwear, LOL, but I did not leave them behind on purpose.

HYE slipped your underwear off in a public place to give to a lover?

 

[Loves_Pink]

HYE skipped underwear when you went to a professional meeting or work, just to have a naughty little secret all day?

HYE slipped your underwear off in a public place to give to a lover?

Yes, and Yes.

HYE had a lover take off and give you her underwear?

 

[Asian_Flower]

No. I have lost my underwear, LOL, but I did not leave them behind on purpose.

HYE slipped your underwear off in a public place to give to a lover?

Yes I have, and the thrill of seeing him bring them to his face to smell, in full view of anyone in the restaurant who cared to look was highly erotic.

 

[Loves_Pink]

Yes I have, and the thrill of seeing him bring them to his face to smell, in full view of anyone in the restaurant who cared to look was highly erotic.

Oh my!


HYE seen someone else pass their panties to another in public?

 

[Asian_Flower]

Oooops. A question;

Have u ever engaged in a sexual act in a restaurant?

 

[Loves_Pink]

Oooops. A question;

Have u ever engaged in a sexual act in a restaurant?

Does rubbing his cock through his pants count?

Same question. HYE engaged in a sexual act in a restaurant?

 

[Asian_Flower]

Does rubbing his cock through his pants count?

Same question. HYE engaged in a sexual act in a restaurant?

Yes. I have given a HJ and received the same.

HYE ever seen people having sex in public?

 

[poppadog]

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