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What's the difference between a republican and a democrat from sexual perspective?
Have you thought about having sex with a Republican?
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What's the difference between a republican and a democrat from sexual perspective?
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There's a joke about bathroom stalls in here somewhere, but it's too gross to bother.
I've had sex with a Republican, or at least she used to be a Republican before the party went completely batshit. I think Gingrich grossed her out of the GOP. Some of the hottest sex I've ever had.
I've had sex with a Republican, or at least she used to be a Republican before the party went completely batshit. I think Gingrich grossed her out of the GOP. Some of the hottest sex I've ever had.
I was thinking the same thing, but couldn't figure out how to work it in.
Watch your stance!
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You got that right.
I've also wondered about the huge family thing; not all of them, but certainly some of them. And yet they preach abstinence as birth control to their youth. Ummmm? Am I the only one who sees the irony here?!
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What kind of audio device do I need to play all these sterotypes on?
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I don't know that I've ever had sex with a Republican, though the odds are pretty good that I have. Back in the day, when it got to last call, politics wasn't high on my list of concerns.
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Republicans are Americuz newest Niggaz so it wont no time befo every white woman's gonna want one.
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They say her hubby might like that, too.
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Republicans either have very small penises (almost useless) or vaginas that are trained from birth to only accept penetration by REAL virgin partners. Anything but the missionary position - and the occasional bathroom-stall sex - is considered a sin.
Democrats are sexual dynamos but riddled with communicable diseases.
Both have a completely different approach to the physical manifestation of love.
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Never. Can't say I've ever found one attractive. It's not a deal-breaker, it just has yet to happen that I've found someone who's both attractive and votes Republican.
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Sex within marriage is permissible, but only when trying to procreate.
That's what we were told in Catechism classes in the early 80s. "Be fruitful and multiply" was the Bible passage told to us.
I always told people I was a "practicing Catholic": I'd practice whenever I could <rimshot>
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No blowjobs--at least not in Virginia
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Most of them are in Gay and Lesbian, or Non-consent.
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Ann Coulter is very disappointed in your taste
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Naw I hate the IRA and that film the Crying Game. You'd have to keep a pistol under the bed,
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