Hello I'm new!

[Safe_Bet]

Yes, but your bark is much worse.

Me thinks that the "bark" is going to be on the tree limb that she smacks along side your head, dude!

 

[oggbashan]

...and uses my writing as an outlet to relieve stress.

That's a change. For many of us, writing produces stress with recalcitrant muses, writer's block, fear of editing and when posted the trolls attack and the feedback can be vitriolic.

However, most of us can't stop writing.

Welcome.

Og

 

[gauchecritic]

Welcome.

What she said. And only because I'm dampy's official stalker.

 

[damppanties]

What she said. And only because I'm dampy's official stalker.

If you're going to quote me in welcome threads I might as well start saying, "Eyup."

 

[Boxlicker101]

Hi, Barbygirl, and welcome to the AH. It is a nice place to hang out if you want an excuse for not writing. You don't really need to post a nude pic of yourself right away, but you shouldn't really wait too long.

 

[sxcascinn]

G'day and welcome hugs

 

[epiphany65]

Me thinks that the "bark" is going to be on the tree limb that she smacks along side your head, dude!

I think she already did that in another thread, but I had it comin'.

 

[bb_peaks]

Thanks for all the warm welcomes. How about a semi-nude shot for now. I took this by myself and just converted it to BW.
http://content1.myyearbook.com/thumb_userimages/large/2008/09/26/14/thm_phptKL9GO.jpg

My submissions finally got approved. Now how do I link to them? I've had several people request to see them. Most of them are my older works that I went ahead and uploaded and I see that they probably could've used some revisions first. thanks all.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

The best way to link to them is to copy the link from the top of the page when opening your profile, and placing that link into your signature found in your forum user CP.

also, thank you for not only the nude pic, but the second post in general. Welcome back.

 

[bb_peaks]

YW. I didn't mention in my first post that I don't have net access at home right now so I can only log on limited on my phone on the weekends and it's such a PITA to use that I don't respond to message boards. We should be getting it at home in a couple of weeks and then you'll be seeing much more of me around.

 

[john-the-author]

A friend directed me to this site and I'm so glad. I've been writing erotica since 1995 and love it. I took a break for a few years and have been back at it and am now turning out about 3-5 new stories a month—sometimes more, sometimes less.
I'm a happily married mom of 4 who works full-time and uses my writing as an outlet to relieve stress.
Anything else you wanna know about me just ask.

Welcome! And OMG, your picture on your profile looks uncommonly like the real Kim in "Kim and Me." Cooooooool. <drool, slaver>

Seriously, welcome to this silly group. There are some extraordinary writers here and a lot of very nice people.

John

 

[fieryjen]

I must have missed this thread until now. Welcome.

Oh, and don't listen to Safe_Bet. She'll just try to steal your body parts in the end.