Help me out on this....

[Guest]

Not about to let this thread die.......Jaded thinks fast and tosses it back up on the main board..... careful not to break it.

*After giving Mistress another kiss and looking deep into her eyes........ *


I will save you Val hehehehe


*pulls out scalpel for Doc Insano to use.*

Be CAREFUL with him.... or I shall use my SUPER DUPER PENIS REMOVER on you

I'm gonna be a mommie hehehehehehe



Will this thread die out for lack of participation.......

Will Jaded and Mistress become full time lovers and raise Val's baby by themselves?

Where the hell is everyone?

Is anyone going to respond??

 

[Ravenloft]

Letting that fool Doctor think his bait has worked, Ravenloft rushes off to the DANGER ROOM'S CONTROL PANEL!!!

A video screen flickers to life in the room where, at any moment, Val will spew a mucus coated demon spawn into this cruel, cruel world!!!

"Greetings my foolish aversaries!" Ravenloft chorttles menacingly.
"I see you ALL have fallen into my trap! Muahaha! Fools, the entire lot of you! Nothing shall save you now!!!" And with that, four, six inch thick lead walls decend with a deafening *kaTHUD!*

"Not even superman could escape this room! So therefore... You have NO chance! Muahahah!!!"

With the flick of a switch, ravenloft brings into being several HOLOGRAPHIC IMAGES OF BOO, THE MINIATURE GIANT SPACE HAMSTER, WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO HAVE ALL THE HOLOGRAPHIC SAFETY PROTOCALS DISSENGAGED!

Baring their large, saliva coated rodant teeth at the intrepid band of heros, the HOLOGRAPHIC IMAGES OF BOO, THE MINIATURE GIANT SPACE HAMSTER, WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO HAVE ALL THE HOLOGRAPHIC SAFETY PROTOCALS DISSENGAGED advance with an ear shattering squeek!!!

Will the foolish heros survive?
Will they make their saving throws versus rodent stomach acid?!
What will they look like once Boo is done with them?!

Tune in next time, when our broadcast will be brought to you by your friends at IHOP! *Boos favorite food! Well... Next to Intrepid heros that is...*

 

[doctor_insanus]

Well, things have certainly gotten interesting now...

*Watches as HOLOGRAPHIC IMAGES OF BOO, THE MINIATURE GIANT SPACE HAMSTER, WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO HAVE ALL THE HOLOGRAPHIC SAFETY PROTOCALS DISSENGAGED approach, but mostly just watches Jadedpast and Mistress kissing again*

Superman? SUPERMAN?! You pathetic fool... invoking the symbol of the Distinguished Competition! For that... there can be no mercy!

*The far wall erupts in a cataclysmic burst of energy, followed by a 50-FOOT ROBOTIC TRIPOD OF DESTRUCTION... driven by none other than the Man himself...

STAN LEE!*

Stan Lee: Excelsior!

Val: But... but... he was dead! *groan*

Ha ha! That's what I let you believe, my misguided misanthrope!
Actually, I kept Stan in reserve for just such an occasion!

Now... hold still!

Val: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH...

Jadedpast, you're a mother!

*Holds up a rather Kevin Smith-like baby*

Now... as for you, my ally-turned enemy-turned ally-turned enemy-turned ally-turned enemy once again...

Stan! Smoke that motherfucker like it ain't no thing!

Stan: You got it, my marvelous monarch of malevolent meanness!

BOOM!!!

*Turns back to Jadedpast and Mistress*

Now... what about that kissing thing?