Huntinfool002
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Can some of you fellow lit. people give me some good kinky sex tips, and/or some things to make my partner do while I am gone, to intensify our phone sex, and sex when I get home??
Help!! Need some kinky sex tips??
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SweetErika
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Since I don't know what your idea of 'kinky' is (I bet it's WAY tamer than mine), or what you like, have already done, etc., I'll refer you to The Blank Manual sticky and prior threads on phone sex for ideas and your reading pleasure. 
Colton_White
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Buy your self a Male Chastity device
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:tsAkQWo5lvtvQM:http://www.connexions.org/Groups/Subscribers/Logos/CurveMaleChastityDevice-530c.jpg
so you don't fool around while away from home, and keep wanting to meet her [since she has the key to the lock]
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btw, Time to spam this thread with advertizments of my own threads lol
[stopped its not worth it pimping my threads anymore anyway]
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SweetErika
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Stop. Just stop.
Your spam is in your sig. If people want to read your threads/posts, they'll click on those links.
You've said you're miserable and lonely many times. Spamming isn't going to help you with either of those problems. In fact, it's just going to keep irritating people and get you on more ignore lists. You're very effectively isolating yourself and making it harder to get out of your miserable, lonely hole. Is it any wonder you're in that hole in the first place when you're clearly bent on making yourself as much of a nuisance as possible?
Or, at the very least, limit your spamming to the Playground and General Board, where you'll find yourself amongst others who also enjoy annoying sigs and alienating others.
You're going to catch a lot more flies with honey than vinegar, Colton. If you want people to like you and/or give you some positive interaction, try being a lot more likable and a lot less of a jerk/irritant/troll/etc. Start with showing you like yourself (even if you have to fake it for now), and you'll find others will like you much more.
Consider this to be some tough love. If I didn't have some sympathy, I'd just put you on ignore with the other spammers, racists and people with annoying shticks that got old quickly.
Colton_White
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Yeah, You're right,
I was spamming with a [lame] hope that it'll attract the Princess I'm looking for, and make her contact me, so far some good ladies did contact me [reading the stories/pics], but turned out most of them were already occupied and not further looking.
so I was mentally pushed to keep that spamming activity on and on, anyways it hasn't yet worked out, my pic thread has been clicked for about 650+ times, my stories have been seen about 500 times but it's hasn't yet turned out good, besides its tiresome activity copy pasting that 'template spam text'
so I'd refrain from repeating myself with the spam activity again.
sorry for the inconvenience.
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How long are you going to be gone?
Huntinfool002
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no, sweet erika, I doubt my idea of kink is a whole lot tamer than yours, but then again, I dont know what your ideas are, now do I??
IsabellaKing
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I liked the male chastity device idea. 
It's just not fair that boys are so much easier to cage than girls
It's just not fair that boys are so much easier to cage than girls
mickyp123
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I liked the male chastity device idea.
It's just not fair that boys are so much easier to cage than girls
really!
IsabellaKing
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Do you have a hankering to be caged, Micky?
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Ok, so I'm assuming you're partner is the submissive party here? I'm also going to go way out on a limb and assume that your partner is female.
There are simple tasks you can set her that will remind her who she belongs to while you are apart. Here are a few idea off the top of my head.
1) Clothing. Dictate her style of dress e.g. 'skirts and heels every day' or something that nobody else sees e.g. 'you will not wear panties unless it's that time of the month.'
2) Reminders. Have her say to herself (aloud where possible) 'this slut belongs to __________' whenever she catches sight of her reflection.
3) Orgasm control. Forbid her from masturbating while you are away or set parameters such as once a week or only during phone sex with you.
4) Journal. Have her write down every kinky thought, dream and fantasy for you to peruse when you return.
5) Pics. Have her take and email or send via mobile phone saucy pics for you to get off on while she's not readily available. Failing that, take some pics before you go so you can have them with you and look at them while you're on the phone to each other.
As to the phone sex itself
1) Toys. Obvious I know but have her answer the phone to you with her vibrator at the ready and something suitable to paddle her ass with (something that makes a loud whacking sound you can hear is good too.)
2) Sensations. Have her use ice cubes on herself or ginger root which causes a stinging sensation in delicate areas. Have her wear clamps on her clit, nipples or whatever takes your fancy so she can tug and twist them for you.
3) Have her strip to her underwear or naked 5mins before the time you've arranged to call.
4) Send saucy emails or texts during the day to fire her up for the evening conversations, that way you'll already have an idea of her mood and which buttons to push.
That's all i can think of right now. Don't know if those are too tame or basic.
