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[alexandraaah]

The whore thing is failing you, baby, you need a fresh new batch of insults to add to your currently waning repetoire.

How about cunt?

Yes, cunt. Has a certain ring to it.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I rather like the way his voice wraps around "fartwanker."

 

[Starblayde]

Tosser? Wanker? Bee-atch?

 

[Problem Child]

You're too late. I already gave it up.

 

[alexandraaah]

I rather like the way his voice wraps around "fartwanker."

Yeah, he's always been so smoothe with the compliments during phone sex.

KM: Lemme have it, baby, oh yeah, give it to me, I'm almost there.

PC: Oh yeah, you're such a fartwanker.

KM: Thanks sugar, just what I needed. *click*

 

[explain]

Fluffer

 

[riff]

did someone say cunt?

 

[freescorfr]

I agree alex. Whore doesn't work for me at all - it's like shouting "Dustbin collector!" or "Grocer!"

Body parts are better than occupations. I think "Toenail" or "Earlobe" are quite good.

Arse if you roll the "r" is excellent.

 

[alexandraaah]

did someone say cunt?

Wow, other than the obvious vagina, I could swear that was the underside of a man.

 

[Problem Child]

waning?

You cross-eyed, oatmeal-slurpin', meatflaphanging nozzlehead!

 

[alexandraaah]

Fluffer

You know, I'm liking this explain guy more and more with each post.

Maybe I'll screw the whole "save pc" cause and just replace him.

 

[freescorfr]

did someone say cunt?

That's cunt and arse, riff. How about "Pornmonger" if you want an occupational epithet of derision?

 

[Starblayde]

That's cunt and arse, riff. How about "Pornmonger" if you want an occupational epithet of derision?

I'd take 'Pornmonger' as a compliment

Oh.... to be a Porn Baron...

 

[KillerMuffin]

I've never had phone sex with PC. This is how our one and only conversation went down, sort of.

"Hello?"

"Muff?"

"Yes."

"Are you sure? You don't sound like Muff."

"I'm sure." *typing in background*

"How are things?"

"Pretty good." *typing in the background*

"I didn't hear you, what?"

"I said it's going good. How do you spell wanker? Nevermind." *more typing in the background*

"What are you doing?"

"Talking to you. Writing. Calling p_p_man a wanker. That kind of thing."

"Oh."

"He's a wanker." *typing*

"Well, I'm going to take a shower, nice talking to you." *click*


He hasn't called back, either.

 

[alexandraaah]

What an asshole.

I mean, it's clear that you were soliciting him for phone sex.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I thought the fact that I was typing would give it away. That and the whole IM conversation going on with Chef at the same time. I mean really. Doesn't "how do you spell wanker" just scream fuck me you hot phone stud!

I told him that I didn't give good phone and he'd have to decipher whatever I was saying. He neglected to decipher.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[YogiBare]

Ladies, please.

Let's show some respect to our Problem Child.