Help Wanted: Construction Workers for Blondie & Elizabeth's Swimming Pool

[HubbysWetBlonde]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

B&E Industries announced today that groundbreaking ceremonies for the expansion of Blondie & Elizabeth's Swimming Pool will be held Monday, June 2, beginning at 3:30 pm Eastern. The ceremony kicks off construction of a new private cabana and installation of a seven person hot tub.

The pool owners, staff, construction crew, pool regulars, and all newcomers are invited to join in the clothing optional celebration. Don Julio blue agave tequila will be served, courtesy of the house.




employment applications are still being accepted.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

June 1, 2003

To: Elizabeth
From: Michael

The accounting department does indeed show significant payments received during the previous billing period, and they have been duly credited to your account.

I will have my assistant contact you regarding conference referenced in your previous memo.

note to self: so i have an assistant?

cc: asst

June 2, 2003

To:Michael
From: Elizabeth

This memo is to advise you that the previously referenced conference involving myself of B&E Enterprises, yourself and both party's attorneys has been set for Thursday June 5, 2003 at 11:00 am est time. We look forward to getting all legal and professional matters settled at this time.

Due to time constraints on the construction of private cabana and hot tub at Blondie and Elizabeth's Clothing Optional Swimming Pool, we may see a need to have your supervision on-site before said conference of all parties involved. Might this be possible as it would be a great favor to Blondie and Elizabeth with substantial reward once over-seeing of the construction is finished.

B&E Enterprises hopes to hear from you soon in regards to a-fore mentioned on-site supervision.

Sincerely,

Elizabeth (co-owner)

cc: atty and Blondie

 

[EarthquakeMan]

June 2, 2003

To:Michael
From: Elizabeth

This memo is to advise you that the previously referenced conference involving myself of B&E Enterprises, yourself and both party's attorneys has been set for Thursday June 5, 2003 at 11:00 am est time. We look forward to getting all legal and professional matters settled at this time.

Due to time constraints on the construction of private cabana and hot tub at Blondie and Elizabeth's Clothing Optional Swimming Pool, we may see a need to have your supervision on-site before said conference of all parties involved. Might this be possible as it would be a great favor to Blondie and Elizabeth with substantial reward once over-seeing of the construction is finished.

B&E Enterprises hopes to hear from you soon in regards to a-fore mentioned on-site supervision.

Sincerely,

Elizabeth (co-owner)

cc: atty and Blondie

June 2, 2003

To: Elizabeth
From: Michael

This is to confirm the June 5 meeting. Please bring all recent documents with you.

As per the construction schedule, I note that your construction crew did not show up for work this afternoon. Such is often the case with casual labor. I will make arrangements to bring my own crew in for overnight work, and we fully expect to meet your desired deadline.

But, wow, is that going to be expensive! [/i

cc: my cardiologist

 

[cookiejar]

*running in....panting*


I'm sorry ...the plumber was unplugging my pipes(if you know what I mean)...

 

[HubbysWetBlonde]

*running in....panting*


I'm sorry ...the plumber was unplugging my pipes(if you know what I mean)...

Wowzers Cookie! That's a lot more fun than constructing!

I think Michael's crew is going to end up doing most of the work, but drop by the pool. Drink Tequila. Get silly with us.

 

[Slick]

<answerphone message>
Hi, this is Slick, your plumber.
I apologise for missing the groundbreaking ceremony... I was ..err.. tied up.
</answerphone message>

 

[cookiejar]

<answerphone message>
Hi, this is Slick, your plumber.
I apologise for missing the groundbreaking ceremony... I was ..err.. tied up.
</answerphone message>

 

[HubbysWetBlonde]

Hmmm. This is one very slick plumber Cookie! Has he paid his union dues yet? And has he stowed his monkeying-around wrench? Does he blow gaskets frequently?

 

[cookiejar]

Hmmm. This is one very slick plumber Cookie! Has he paid his union dues yet? And has he stowed his monkeying-around wrench? Does he blow gaskets frequently?

Oh he is Slick alright...more like I blow his gaskets....frequently