"Her loins screamed for him."

[Guest]

The Screaming Loins of the Pastor's daughter did me in at the Youth Group camping trip. Wonder where she is now?

Screaming Loins sounds like a pub's name Lou & Lewd might open.

Thanks, I'll have to remember that one.

I can't say my loins have ever screamed, as such, but they have throbbed and pulsated in delicious ecstasy.

They burped once, too, but that's not for here.

 

[rgraham666]

They burped once, too, but that's not for here.

Thank you for your discretion. I'm close enough to madness as it is.

 

[Guest]

Thank you for your discretion. I'm close enough to madness as it is.

Pleasure.

If you feel like getting closer, PM me, and I'll give you all the sordid details.

 

[rgraham666]

Thanks for the offer. But I'll pass.

But I've been mad, and it's a great deal less fun than it sounds.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Juicy, pulsing, quivering, and wet
loins are all I ever seem to get.
Never, not once in the wildest of dreams,
have my loins ever breathed deeply and screamed.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Her loins screamed for him. Unfortunately, her previously clenched asshole sneezed at the same time and rather spoiled the moment.

 

[Boota]

Dammit, now I'll laugh about this for the rest of the day. I have work to do.

Sorry, sher. I'll be good now.

 

[Guest]

Sorry, sher. I'll be good now.

No, please don't. I loved "vaginal ventriloquism" (rhymes with jism, haha).

Perdita

 

[DrFreud]

Her loins screamed at him but the winking sirloin in his plate looked more alluring.

DrF

 

[minsue]

Her loins screamed for him. Unfortunately, her previously clenched asshole sneezed at the same time and rather spoiled the moment.

BAAAAHAHAHAHA!

Horsey, I'll never look at you quite the same again.

 

[BlackShanglan]

BAAAAHAHAHAHA!

Horsey, I'll never look at you quite the same again.

*visions of the "horse of a different color" sequence from "The Wizard of Oz"*

 

[minsue]

*visions of the "horse of a different color" sequence from "The Wizard of Oz"*

http://www.funtocollect.net/images/large/WIZARDHORSE.JPG

I adore The Wizard of Oz.

 

[msboy8]

Hmmm, personification rears it's ugly head.

Perhaps, I'll think twice about having his cock explode anymore. Spew sounds so toxic though. Erupting is out too, maybe shooting is OK? Is that cock clip fed or a revolver?

Hmmm, his penis ejaculated into her vagina. Too tame?

 

[Boota]

No, please don't. I loved "vaginal ventriloquism" (rhymes with jism, haha).

Perdita

I know I was sooooo disappointed in the Vagina Monologues as soon as I found out it wasn't a ventriloquist show. I figured that must have taken years to learn.

"Look! Her lips are moving!"

 

[Guest]

Praise be.

 

[Guest]

They burped once, too, but that's not for here.

Now available on itunes.com for 99 cents.

 

[Guest]

Now available on itunes.com for 99 cents.

PMSL!

You always make me laugh, you daft sod.

 

[bridgeburner]

Oh, Lord, I think I've got a cramp from laughing so hard.

Sounds like She reads some of the same books I reads.


-B

 

[Guest]

PMSL!

You always make me laugh, you daft sod.

Does that make me one of the Sexy Men you talk about in the other thread? </fishing for complement>

 

[brightlyiburn]

I can't stop laughing. It hurts.



I read this last night and every time I think about it, I lose another fifteen minutes of work. Talk about painting a picture with words. If you can find a less erotic phrase, post it here. My loins will applaud.

You know, if I ever have to explain why I choose to avoid most cliché romance novel lines, I think I'll refer to this thread.

So maybe I'm not the only one whose mind boggles when I see something like "Their tongues entwined, dueling with one another". That's nice to know.

 

[elsol]

Sorry, describing a hard cockhead as a 'purple baby fist' still tops my list.

I can't even write it without breaking out into laughter.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[DJHyrrikhayne]

Her loins screamed for him.

Suddenly his penis twisted around and stared fearfully up at him with it's one good eye. "Don't make me go in there! Please! Vaginal ventriloquism freaks me out, man!"

ROTFLMMFAO!!!

 

[DJHyrrikhayne]

I think I'll stay here for a while... this is by far, the most insane thread I've come across on Lit yet!

 

[LadyJeanne]

Could it be that maybe you read it wrong? Maybe it was that her loins screamed at him, as in, "Get the hell away from me! I'm ovulating, dammit!"

 

[Guest]

Could it be that maybe you read it wrong? Maybe it was that her loins screamed at him, as in, "Get the hell away from me! I'm ovulating, dammit!"

Good point, LJ. So few men really listen to women, from whichever mouth. P.