No, I've seen yours - at least parts of them, so I would be more than happy to cum on them or anywhere else you would want it....... maybe that could soothe your sunburn
So I might just have to track you down next time I'm in Smilets By 
I'd say it worth a try
good hunting......
It's usually easy to track down people in Denmark but I'd probably need your name. Oh well, I'm not sure it's worth the trouble..
maybe...maybe not...it's a jungle out there...
*Begins to mumble in a very bad Swahili*
And as the kid I am, I begin to think of a jugle like in Lion King. That'd be brilliant
It's actually really good. The guitar sounds awesome!
You really want to shoot your load on my tits, eh?
(and impressed) Heehee
Hey, I'm female!
I used to call my father bwana tembo when I was younger.
Ouchy!
http://i774.photobucket.com/albums/yy21/tunathefishy/sunburn.jpg
As a Viking goddess I do not like the hot sun on my pale skin. I am, as Dr. John would have put it, "queen of cold"
My guitar weeps when I play it too, but in a quite different way
So if I only implied it, you would refuse?
Oh, yesterday I got to torture a Fender Stratocaster, that was awesome!
How kind of you to wish to help a damsel in distress
I take it you enjoyed it then?I loved itHow could you do such a thing to a poor defenseless thing, isnt that illegal?!
One tries ones best. Us English aren't all larger swilling thugs you know.
I want one 
But is there such a thing as tits you wouldn't want to cum on?
I loved it
Good, because I've spent enough time in Ireland to prefer a Murphys to whatever largers
Practise makes perfect, if the first time isn't good enough, we'll just have to keep trying?
Best start saving then (or busking at rail stations)!
Are you saying that my first attempt was less than satisfactory???
I already have one guitar I'm unable to play, logic dictates that I don't need yet another -admittedly more expensive and more awesome- one
I wish, that way you'd have to do it again
