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It must be true if it's just based on the count of necks
I appreciate that
See, we have solved your need v's desire dilema already so go get it! Now, if only we could solve the economic crisis as quick.
For you babes, anything
There's other things I want to get first though. Maybe when I grow up and become rich out of nowhere...?See, we have solved your need v's desire dilema already so go get it! Now, if only we could solve the economic crisis as quick.
For you babes, anything
Anything? I'd love to make you regret those words
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There's other things I want to get first though. Maybe when I grow up and become rich out of nowhere...?
Anything? I'd love to make you regret those words
Dont tell me you have your sensible head on now. When you do get to be rich and famous (or should that be shameless), remember me wont you! <really could do with a hands out begging smilie at this point>
Anything (although I may just regret those words, being a repressed Englishman)
No, it's just a matter of what to waste my money on, not about spending it wisely
And since I wouldn't bring a Fender along when I go backpacking around the world, I figured I should wait it <I'm a flat broke student smilie at this point>
I might just surprise you and become an evil Domme
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I still understand the male way of thinking (answer:with the small head)
yeah....for the most part when it comes to you ladies and your wonderful breasts..yeah ...i tend to think with my blood filled head....the lower one...
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No, it's just a matter of what to waste my money on, not about spending it wisely
<I'm a flat broke student smilie at this point>
I might just surprise you and become an evil Domme
good point, well made. Though a fender axe (well played or not) might open lots of doors for you, no music pun intended, but it was pretty good even so.
cold showers and early morning runs are no substitute for a mistress...
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You think it'd open more doors than my tits?
I want a mistress for Christmas...
Probably not, all things being concidered (unless you used it as a hammer). Interesting experiment to try though...
I cant help you there princess, not with my legs!!!
Probably not, all things being concidered (unless you used it as a hammer). Interesting experiment to try though...
I cant help you there princess, not with my legs!!!
We already had the discussion about which way to ruin a guitar/bass
What a shame. But singing AC/DC always make everything better anyway
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We already had the discussion about which way to ruin a guitar/bass
What a shame. But singing AC/DC always make everything better anyway
Bit of an unfair comparison though, a guitar to your breasts.
That it does (I must be tired, I missed the slap-in-the-face obvious link there). Although I'm having a prog rock revival at the moment with a bit of ELP (no idea why, seemed a good idea at the time).
And yet more people seem to want to play with a guitar than with my breasts...
It wasn't even a hint, it was a quote! I'm disappointed
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And yet more people seem to want to play with a guitar than with my breasts...
It wasn't even a hint, it was a quote! I'm disappointed
Oh I dont believe that for a minute!!! And theres two of them as well so double the fun over the guitar
I know! I consider myself suitably chastised...
Oh I dont believe that for a minute!!! And theres two of them as well so double the fun over the guitar
I know! I consider myself suitably chastised...
So if I get a Gibson with twin necks like Mr. Page, then it'll be as good as my breasts?
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So if I get a Gibson with twin necks like Mr. Page, then it'll be as good as my breasts?
I have no frame of reference, having not played (with) either...
I have no frame of reference, having not played (with) either...
Well, if you ever find yourself in Denmark, we could change one of those things
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Well, if you ever find yourself in Denmark, we could change one of those things
Really! you would lend me your guitar!
Really! you would lend me your guitar!
I don't have a Gibson but I know where to find one you could play with for a little while...
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oh your an angel! i'd certainly have to return the favour...
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Oh, you have something as awesome for me to play with?
Awesome might be a bit strong, but I've played many a good tune with it in my time....
Awesome might be a bit strong, but I've played many a good tune with it in my time....
Don't get too cocky
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