Hey Dougy

[red_rose]

What's shakin'?

Man, am I bored.

 

[Dougy]

I'm right with you on that one...bored.

Not much shakin' 'round here. I am just trying to get used to the conception that people I talk to on the internet are actual real people...For some reason typing tends to cut me off from that.

And you?

 

[red_rose]

It's a trip, ain't it?



These are some of the most "real" internet people you'll ever "meet", I think.

Except yayati.

He's not real. Don't be fooled.

 

[Dougy]

Yeah, the people seem pretty interesting in general. Of course I don't agree with all of them, but where would the fun be in that?

There seem to be fewer imbeciles and misanthropes than most places on the net.

 

[red_rose]

Yup.

Mostly perverts, really.



And a few political nuts.

It's great fun.

 

[Dougy]

Hmmm...I wonder where I fall in that?

I am a bit lacking in perversions, and realize that so few people agree with my political views that it is really useless to even attempt to argue them in most company.

I'll find my place, I'm sure of it...or I will ramble on like an idiot until you all have me on your ignore lists...?

 

[red_rose]

I should really be doing this in pm, but I want to see the board move even the *slightest* bit.

Not a perv? Then how in the world did you wind up here?

Hmmm?



'Fess up, Dougy.

 

[Guest]

 

[red_rose]

I am not a perv. I came here for innocent reasons. To destroy your pervy rhetoric, gain insight on how to harm pervy people etc.

Ohhh... hurt me, baby.

 

[Guest]

 

[Dougy]

It goes something like this...

Having no access to the traditional method of seminal fluid release (that being sex), and fearing being the nightmare that some drunk chick woke up to, one is forced to find alternate means of orgasm or end up with the embarassingly pubescent problem of nocturnal emission.

Being a bit of a voyeur, and not really wanting to go to too many hardcore sites, I found Lit. It allows for masturbation to stories or submitted pictures which allow a larger mental aspect to the process.

...and that should certainly have been in PM!

 

[red_rose]

Actually, she's 17.

I guess that makes you a pedophile just like DCL.

 

[red_rose]

It goes something like this...

Having no access to the traditional method of seminal fluid release (that being sex), and fearing being the nightmare that some drunk chick woke up to, one is forced to find alternate means of orgasm or end up with the embarassingly pubescent problem of nocturnal emission.

Being a bit of a voyeur, and not really wanting to go to too many hardcore sites, I found Lit. It allows for masturbation to stories or submitted pictures which allow a larger mental aspect to the process.

...and that should certainly have been in PM!

Soo...

... You're a perv.

It's cool.



lol

 

[Guest]

 

[Dougy]

Well, I suppose *sigh*

But a perv that just won't fully commit to it...

 

[red_rose]

Naah, 17 is okay. they are developed fully. DCL when writing about patti is masterbating over 12 year olds. sick fukk.

I'm sure if you asked him nicely, he'd let you watch.

 

[Guest]

 

[red_rose]

Me and yer sista have nice time. Maybe one day i'll let you watch? maybe join too.

I'm sure your spicy pickle is too small to be shared.

 

[red_rose]

Well, I suppose *sigh*

But a perv that just won't fully commit to it...

Stick around.

We'll have you going full-throttle perv in no time at all.

 

[Guest]

Eternal fires of creation and destruction!

 

[Dougy]

I'll see what I can do...What is the first step to becoming a 'full-throttle perv' anyway?

 

[red_rose]

I'll see what I can do...What is the first step to becoming a 'full-throttle perv' anyway?

I'm almost positive it has something to do with posting a picture of your cock.



Or you could just submit a story.

 

[Dougy]

LOL
If it's posting the cock picture I am a long way from being a full-throttle perv!

And I never finish my stories....besides which they are far from erotic.

 

[red_rose]

We accept non-erotic stories, too!

 

[Dougy]

Let me know when you accept unfinished, unedited starts of stories that never seem to go anywhere. Then we can talk...