Hey Dougy

[red_rose]

Let me know when you accept unfinished, unedited starts of stories that never seem to go anywhere. Then we can talk...

You can just send those directly to me.

Hey, look... You're about to bust your cherry.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Careful, no cherry busting here

And if there is to be.

YOU can clean it up

 

[Dougy]

Bust my cherry? That sounds a bit intimidating...perhaps I could just perforate or spindle it first?

 

[red_rose]

*whine*

But *he's* the newbie! Shouldn't he have to clean it up himself??

Don't worry, Dougy. I'll be gentle.

 

[red_rose]

Bust my cherry? That sounds a bit intimidating...perhaps I could just perforate or spindle it first?

You're just 3 posts away, my dear.

 

[Dougy]

Should I ask 3 posts away from what?

 

[red_rose]

Should I ask 3 posts away from what?

Bustin' your cherry.

Only 2 now.



C'mon! You can do it!

 

[Dougy]

It seems I should do it with something more intriguing than just talking about the process...Oh well.

 

[red_rose]

Woo hoo!

You have been DE-VIRGINIZED!

Feel better?

 

[red_rose]

It seems I should do it with something more intriguing than just talking about the process...Oh well.

You should have done it with a pic. lol

 

[Dougy]

That didn't hurt a bit...in fact, I don't feel any different at all.

I don't think I am any closer to posting a picture of my cock...?

Is 30 posts some sort of landmark here or something?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Cleanup squad!

Rose you ARE rather peverted tonight

Something you need?

 

[red_rose]

You were a virgin... now you're "Experienced".



And it doesn't have to be a cock pic. lol It could be a face pic, chest pic, butt pic, anything.

Try it. It's liberating. lol

 

[red_rose]

Cleanup squad!

Rose you ARE rather peverted tonight

Something you need?

Are you offering?

 

[Dougy]

I wasn't saying that your suggestion was to post a cock pic, just that I don't feel any more perverted...

And I am relatively low tech, so I don't even have a digital camera...I'll consider it in the future though. If there's one thing I need, it's to be liberated.

 

[red_rose]

I wasn't saying that your suggestion was to post a cock pic, just that I don't feel any more perverted...

And I am relatively low tech, so I don't even have a digital camera...I'll consider it in the future though. If there's one thing I need, it's to be liberated.

Go to the Am Pic Board. That will aid you in your acquisition of peak perv-formance.

But make sure you come *back* once you do!

Oh, and, yes. Get a cam.

(I've talked my fair share of Litsters into buying webcams.)

 

[Dougy]

I am off now. It has been great...I got to bust my cherry on a thread with my own name!!

This somehow seems horribly appropriate.

Bye for now.

 

[red_rose]

Sweet dreams, hon.

 

[red_rose]

Hey again

You crazy newbie.

 

[Dougy]

Hell, I've gotta do something with my time. This seems as good as anything.

 

[red_rose]

That's what I was thinking.

 

[Nora]

and fearing being the nightmare that some drunk chick woke up to, one is forced to find alternate means of orgasm or end up with the embarassingly pubescent problem of nocturnal emission.

Thank you, Dougy. That was the funniest thing I read all day.

 

[Dougy]

Hey...I am pathetic for your amusement.

 

[red_rose]

You said "nocturnal emission".

 

[Nora]

Nah, that's the joy of Lit, Dougy. Ya know you're not alone in your pathos here.


Sorry, rr...didn't mean to horn in on your Newbie