Hey, look what I found

[OldJourno]

In the corner by the front door there's this box. Wasn't there last night.
Big block letters on top: Broward County Elections Department Ballot Box. Chock Full of Votes. Return Immediately.

 

[HisArpy]

Are you sure it's full of ballots? Could be a case of used TP masquerading as ballots.

 

[phrodeau]

Be sure to report it to a bipartisan election commission.

 

[Comshaw]

Oh! Oh! Let me! Let me!

Florida Republicans:

Damned Democrats are wanting to count all the votes! The elections over! We shouldn't count those from our troops overseas, all the other absentee ballots or the provisional ones we threw out because the T wasn't crossed or the I wasn't dotted in the signature! Those don't count! They're trying to steal the election!

Arizona Republicans:

We need to count ALL the ballots! Everyone of them! We're behind so ignore what the Repubs in Florida are saying! Besides, a vote only counts if it benefits us don'tcha know!

Hell yes! Trumpian logic at it's best!


Comshaw

 

[Busybody18]

Are you sure it's full of ballots? Could be a case of used TP masquerading as ballots.

all the ballots are for DUMOZ

 

[Que]

Be sure to report it to a bipartisan election commission.

I'm sure that will solve the problem. Surely, all mystery ballot boxes are filled by bipartisan ballot-stuffers. It's probably just a coincidence that such boxes are consistently found in Democrat-majority precincts.

In my state, in a totally bi-partisany way they are going to destroy as invalid all mail-in and provisional ballots from Republican strongholds unverified as of election day and are going to work patiently and carefully for up to week in Democrat precincts to ensure that "every vote counts."

Heaven forfend any Democrat have their vote(s) "suppressed." Every chad goes to the Dems. Everytime.

 

[cowslinger64]

I'm sure that will solve the problem. Surely, all mystery ballot boxes are filled by bipartisan ballot-stuffers. It's probably just a coincidence that such boxes are consistently found in Democrat-majority precincts.

In my state, in a totally bi-partisany way they are going to destroy as invalid all mail-in and provisional ballots from Republican strongholds unverified as of election day and are going to work patiently and carefully for up to week in Democrat precincts to ensure that "every vote counts."

Heaven forfend any Democrat have their vote(s) "suppressed." Every chad goes to the Dems. Everytime.

Cite? Cause you were whining earlier about someone else thinking things are the way the are, just because they see them that way.

I'm sure you wouldn't wanna be thought of that way...

 

[Kirkrapine]

I'm sure that will solve the problem. Surely, all mystery ballot boxes are filled by bipartisan ballot-stuffers. It's probably just a coincidence that such boxes are consistently found in Democrat-majority precincts.

It's not coincidence, it is because poor precincts are the ones most likely to be officially neglected and therefore encounter problems such as missed boxes.

 

[Que]

It's not coincidence, it is because poor precincts are the ones most likely to be officially neglected and therefore encounter problems such as missed boxes.

Yeah. That must be why the only ballots "found" are for Democrats.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Yeah. That must be why the only ballots "found" are for Democrats.

Speaking of finding things, did you ever find your balls after the wife ran off with the pool boy?

 

[SpeareChucker]

??? - poor = stupid - ???

 

[cowslinger64]

Cite? Cause you were whining earlier about someone else thinking things are the way the are, just because they see them that way.

I'm sure you wouldn't wanna be thought of that way...

Yeah. That must be why the only ballots "found" are for Democrats.

I'll just have to assume you don't. Not unexpected.