hi im new!

[Phoner]

do you think you will be able to get it cleaned clear in the back. i mean i think that there is something back in my throat... yeah, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back there AUEUSUAUUSGGG!!!

Did you know that in your screaming, you manage to spell the word sausage? Was this on purpose or was it a form of sub concious subliminal advertising?

 

[ricsmis]

Did you know that in your screaming, you manage to spell the word sausage? Was this on purpose or was it a form of sub concious subliminal advertising?

OMG! I AM ROFLMFAO!!! It was TOTALLY subliminal!!!!

 

[Phoner]

I think your trying to give the toothpick a hint. The only toothpick your looking for is on the hors d'oeuvres tray.

 

[ricsmis]

*sigh* so true!!!!

 

[blitzzzkreig]

too much innuendo

OK, it was a nice effort, but you guys totally lost me with all the hard wood/soft wood innuendo! I, for one, am going to speak plainly:

I think ricsmis is a smoking hottie, and I want to know more about her NOW damn it!! Where are you from sexy?

Ahem. And now back to your regularly scheduled program.

 

[jixerguy]

Re: too much innuendo

OK, it was a nice effort, but you guys totally lost me with all the hard wood/soft wood innuendo! I, for one, am going to speak plainly:

I think ricsmis is a smoking hottie, and I want to know more about her NOW damn it!! Where are you from sexy?

Ahem. And now back to your regularly scheduled program.

I'll have to 2nd that request.

 

[jixerguy]

You know, I was in the shower this morning soaping myself up and I was thinking that heaven is probably a lot like being in a nice soft warm bed on a cold winter morning laying next to someone that you love........And hell is having to get up out of it to go to work.

 

[ricsmis]

You know, I was in the shower this morning soaping myself up and I was thinking that heaven is probably a lot like being in a nice soft warm bed on a cold winter morning laying next to someone that you love........And hell is having to get up out of it to go to work.

Totally true.

 

[jixerguy]

Totally true.

Totally, like fer shure.

 

[ricsmis]

jix are you picking on me???

 

[jixerguy]

jix are you picking on me???

I'd never pick on you. I'd do lots of other stuff, but never pick.

 

[ricsmis]

Like what for instance would you do???

Oh, and by the way your pm box is full !

 

[jixerguy]

Like what for instance would you do???

Oh, and by the way your pm box is full !

I just saw that. I got a message and thought that it meant your box was full. I guess I should delete some. BRB

 

[jixerguy]

I deelted a bunch of items from my box, no new messages though. Does it take a while or are the ones you sent lost for good?

And as for what I would do to you? well, modesty prevents me from saying such things in such a public forum. But it would entail dressing up in a clown costume, balloon animals, whipped cream, and 3 elephants

 

[ricsmis]

I LOVE Balloon animals and whip cream!!!!

clowns, however scare me!

 

[jixerguy]

I LOVE Balloon animals and whip cream!!!!

clowns, however scare me!

How about ballon's in the shape of clowns covered in whipped cream?

 

[ricsmis]

i dont know about that. clowns are just plain freaky in my opinion. in fact they are a real turn off.

 

[jixerguy]

HEY!! It's up! It's up! IT'S UP!!!! uuhhh Literotica that is.

 

[ricsmis]

I Can SEE its up!!!! I AM SO EXCITED TOO! almost as excited as You are!

 

[jixerguy]

I Can SEE its up!!!! I AM SO EXCITED TOO! almost as excited as You are!

I'm glad you can see that it's up and that it makes you excited. Boy do I love hearing that.

 

[ricsmis]

Well i remembered to bring my microscope and tweezers today!

 

[jixerguy]

Well i remembered to bring my microscope and tweezers today!

And I was going to bring my large hard wood for you to insert into your hot wet place to see if you could get it soft!!

 

[ricsmis]

OH MAN!!!! well tomorrow is another day...


"life is but a walking shadow a poor player who struts and frets his hour upon the stage then is heard no more....

it is a tale told by an idiot. full of sound and fury signifying nothing."

 

[jixerguy]

Morning all.

 

[ricsmis]

Hello handsome!!! i left my tweezers at home today, just so you know!!!