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I want to make a wooden dildo in the worst of ways. Post it on my Pinterest page and then give it away

each time I start someone (wife, daughter) ask me what I'm making

My wife has no interest in sex of any sort and certainly don't want to let my children know what dear ole dad is up to
 
I don't know if this is homemade, but...

I have used a bubble wand as a dildo before. Never opened it, so it wasn't like I had a sudsy cunt.
I have also used a bubble wand as a dildo in a man's ass before too.
 
I once used Icy-Hot on my pussy. Very intense. Wouldn't have thought to use it if someone hadn't told me to.

I'm so terrified to ever try it again, but at the same time, I really want to :eek:
 
I want to make a wooden dildo in the worst of ways. Post it on my Pinterest page and then give it away

each time I start someone (wife, daughter) ask me what I'm making

My wife has no interest in sex of any sort and certainly don't want to let my children know what dear ole dad is up to
Not trying to burst anybody's bubble, but I'd think it would be difficult to keep anything wooden clean. I can see that these seem to be highly polished, which is good, but if they were ever to crack or even get a nick in them, bacteria could get in there and that wouldn't be good.

Also,I don't know if you can use basic cleaning solutions that you would with another material, without damaging the wood. If it's sealed and the seal is impervious to cleaning solutions, then I'd say it's OK. But, glass, metal, silicone or even plastic might be better as every day toys and leave the fancy and expensive wooden thing for very special occasions.

Again, I don't know anything about these items, so I could be totally wrong.
 
Ping Pong

Once I took Ping Pong balls I bought and forced my girl to insert them into her cunt then bought her out on a date. Wined and Dined her even spun her around the dance floor bit. She was so wet she had a hard time keeping them in.

Jerry
 
I like to make a lot of different things and bedroom staff is not an exception.

My favorite so far - chopsticks nipple clamps. Just a pair of chopsticks and two rubber bands. Very effective! According to pictures in google, most people use two pairs - one for each nipple. I guess, it is good for twisting, but I prefer the version from the last picture below - both nipps trapped by the same pair of sticks. This leaves that empty space in between that can be used for pulling. Up, and up, and up some more. She is on tiptoes and can't get any higher, but the Dom's hand keeps rising. She is at her limit and at that moment the sticks are squeezed together in the center. The pain shoots through the whole body. Mmmmm... Sweet.

Chopsticks nipple clamps:
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What do you like to use for play that most people will have in their homes or that is easy to make?
What a helpful and delightful post!

Thankyou!

Dicky
 
Once I took Ping Pong balls I bought and forced my girl to insert them into her cunt then bought her out on a date. Wined and Dined her even spun her around the dance floor bit. She was so wet she had a hard time keeping them in.

Jerry

And how did you get them out of her when you got home? :devil:
Ben wa balls are small, and often have a string to pull them out. Ping-pong balls are large, light, and have no strings. So unless your girlfriend is open to the idea of vaginal fisting (nothing wrong with that, but not everybody likes it), I would not recommend doing what you did.
 
And how did you get them out of her when you got home? :devil:
Ben wa balls are small, and often have a string to pull them out. Ping-pong balls are large, light, and have no strings. So unless your girlfriend is open to the idea of vaginal fisting (nothing wrong with that, but not everybody likes it), I would not recommend doing what you did.

One mans food is another mans poison

One could design /innovate to suit ones own kink /needs
others may find that sick
no harm in both
 
And how did you get them out of her when you got home? :devil:
Ben wa balls are small, and often have a string to pull them out. Ping-pong balls are large, light, and have no strings. So unless your girlfriend is open to the idea of vaginal fisting (nothing wrong with that, but not everybody likes it), I would not recommend doing what you did.


It was easy. She was so wet trying to keep them she just squatted and they came right out. She was slightly embarrassed to the audience watching her.

Not all Benwa balls have a string.
 
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Truly fairly safe there's only so far up they can go my ex used to push them in and then watch me push them back out then , no baby back in please
 
I once used Icy-Hot on my pussy. Very intense. Wouldn't have thought to use it if someone hadn't told me to.

I'm so terrified to ever try it again, but at the same time, I really want to :eek:
(don't know how I missed this earlier, sorry)

Don't do it. Ever!

You can seriously hurt yourself with that staff, it is not intended for your tender parts. Bengay, icy-hot, or any other medical rub that is supposed to heat up the skin.

If it is strong enough to heat up skin, it will burn mucous membrane like hell. And you can't really stop it, because when it is absorbed, it's not like you can just wash it off. So, please, don't do this.
 
For intimidation purposes only, I've rarely seen a Cat5 of 9 tails topped - the geek giggle factor helps too.... The safeword restrictions added to this image can be 'fun' too..... *impish grin* Great for screwing with brains, NOT good for actual use!

I wouldn't use it except for the lightest of sensation play - rubbing it, dragging it along skin, brushing with it, etc - it's not made for impact. Too many hard and sharp bits at the striking end, you'll do bad things to your target.

I've been a fan of ginger root - 'figging' - for a long time. Just doublecheck with your partner they're not allergic to ginger! Tons of alternatives out there too, depending on pain tolerance/squick factors - listerine mouth wash especially the dissolving films, toothpaste, hot sauces, etc

So many things can be used for kinetic effects from palms on thru rulers, yardsticks, thin stick switches. Wooden spoons? Hard cover books?

Small round hair styling brushes can be interesting for sensation play or handle insertion - don't reccommend using the bristle end for insertion tho unless you're very hardcore.

A regular, unpowered, new toothbrush can be interesting for an insertable. Just be very gentle!

Whartenburg/'pin' wheel can be simulated via pastry or pasta cutters. Doublecheck the sharpness before use tho! Some are razors, most are much more sub-skin friendly.

Etc... So many options, just pick something up and look at it kinkily. Example - a tabletop photo book. Nice big surface, fairly heavy - good for impact/spanking, can be used for a truly nasty pinch by closing delicate bits in it, the smooth dust cover can have interesting sensation play uses as can bending the covers back and lightly flickering the corners of the pages over sensitive skin - don't go along the edges, ware paper cuts!.
 

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Once I took Ping Pong balls I bought and forced my girl to insert them into her cunt then bought her out on a date. Wined and Dined her even spun her around the dance floor bit. She was so wet she had a hard time keeping them in.

Jerry

I have worn them to class he never took me dancing 😉
 
How about these little guys?

Try this again.

They're available on eBay and in craft stores.

Their jaws don't have much of a gap but due to their small jaw size, they have a fair grip. They come in a variety of colours and I can see them being very decorative if used properly.

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To be perfectly clear, that's a normal-sized clothespin above.
 

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