Homemade Lube Ideas?

[Amaterasu]

Not getting off the topic, but how big is this dildo anyway?

Mona,

here's the most depressing part...... its not even that big!!! the head is really thick and i just can't seem to get it over the hump of getting the whole head in..... if i could get the head in i'd be golden....

the other thing i think i'm gonna have to try is sticking it to the rim of the bathtub and lowering myself on it...... letting gravity do some of the work......

i've gotten it in before, i just can't seem to do it lately!!!! I think my phone partner is gonna dump me if i can't get it in........ are you babe? just kiddin.....

thanks everyone for being so kind to me..... i'm not a frequent poster but i lurk A LOT so its really nice to receive such a warm welcome..... especially when i post something so silly as "i'm too cheap to buy storebought lube at midnight on saturday and look like a skanky ho"



K

 

[Amaterasu]

After looking at my Bottle of Jergens and Eucerin Original Moisterizing lotion, It says

" For external use only"


Not a good idea.

you saw that too???

K

 

[Guest]

 

[Amaterasu]

uh huh, thats screaming vaginal irritation!!!

i figured anything with any sort of fragrance would be......

god knows i don't need that! especially with no health insurance!!

K

 

["angel" eve]

mmm... midnight

the first night i decided that i was ready to try anal my boyfriend and i ended up touring a number of 24 hour grocerystores (the hygiene section), and driving around looking for a drugstore. an hour later, we were equiped with condoms and lube... not perfect the first time, but worth the hour of searching.

of course by the time we'd found the lube, and returned home i was so wet i think 3 hours of vaginal would have been easy going.

 

[Amaterasu]

Re: mmm... midnight

the first night i decided that i was ready to try anal my boyfriend and i ended up touring a number of 24 hour grocerystores (the hygiene section), and driving around looking for a drugstore. an hour later, we were equiped with condoms and lube... not perfect the first time, but worth the hour of searching.

of course by the time we'd found the lube, and returned home i was so wet i think 3 hours of vaginal would have been easy going.

mmmmm sounds hot, angel eve.......

not quite as hot when you're going to the stores alone, i'd imagine......



K

 

[Earl]

lube

Olive oil, it's slippery and good for you.

 

[Belilica]

If you get store bought....

Get Wet Light... Real good on them sex toys and for *cough*... anal (sorry Em, it just fit...)

 

[Guest]

Re: If you get store bought....

 

[Naughty n Nice]

Re: If you get store bought....

Get Wet Light... Real good on them sex toys and for *cough*... anal (sorry Em, it just fit...)

Hey, better that 'it' fit then not fit!

 

[Naughty n Nice]

BRILLIANT

If you use Pam cooking spray, you could say you had a 3some; you, your partner, and Pam!!!!!

 

[Belilica]

Re: BRILLIANT

If you use Pam cooking spray, you could say you had a 3some; you, your partner, and Pam!!!!!

*giggles*

 

[Naughty n Nice]

Re: Re: BRILLIANT

*giggles*

Well it's about time!! I've been waiting 9 hours for someone to see that!!! LOL

 

[Belilica]

Re: Re: Re: BRILLIANT

Well it's about time!! I've been waiting 9 hours for someone to see that!!! LOL

LOL you're too cute

 

[penucheo]

My wife produces no lubrication, having passed through menopause. For years we have used mineral oil, readily available from any drug store. Wonderful stuff and a little goes a long way.

 

[warpedntwisted]

there is no substitute

Vagisil, ky, crisco, unsalted butter,{kosher is best}but young lady, ASTROGLIDE!! There is no substitute!!!

 

[warpedntwisted]

must be preeety darn bigggg

If a baby can come out, the dildo can go in, garonteed!!!
Mona,

here's the most depressing part...... its not even that big!!! the head is really thick and i just can't seem to get it over the hump of getting the whole head in..... if i could get the head in i'd be golden....

the other thing i think i'm gonna have to try is sticking it to the rim of the bathtub and lowering myself on it...... letting gravity do some of the work......

i've gotten it in before, i just can't seem to do it lately!!!! I think my phone partner is gonna dump me if i can't get it in........ are you babe? just kiddin.....

thanks everyone for being so kind to me..... i'm not a frequent poster but i lurk A LOT so its really nice to receive such a warm welcome..... especially when i post something so silly as "i'm too cheap to buy storebought lube at midnight on saturday and look like a skanky ho"



K

 

[Guest]

 

[Amaterasu]

I beg to differ. I had 3 kids, 2 episotomys and 1 big vaginal tear. I wouldnt exactly say that.

EE, you always have my back!

I haven't had kids, but even if i did..... i would hope that this dildo head wouldn't slip right in.....

Oh yeah, and just to update....... i did end up getting it all the way in the other night.... just took a little creative positioning and a hot mind to guide my way...

K

 

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[Naughty n Nice]

ouch

I beg to differ. I had 3 kids, 2 episotomys and 1 big vaginal tear. I wouldnt exactly say that.

big time ouch!

 

[Guest]

Re: ouch

 

[hotNnasty]

Re: BRILLIANT

If you use Pam cooking spray, you could say you had a 3some; you, your partner, and Pam!!!!!

LMAO! You're so naughty!

 

[Belilica]

Re: Re: BRILLIANT

LMAO! You're so naughty!

LOL hence, her screen name

 

[Naughty n Nice]

OH NICE!!!