How about a Who's Horney Damit!!! Thread?

[sexy_skittles]

Always, always

Always is a hard way to be.

 

[Firedog78]

I think, being horny is probably the reason most of us are here lol.

 

[ConstantineIII]

Precisely, when you are always horny SOMETHING is always hard.

 

[naughtyjosh]

If I'm on this site, I'm horny.

 

[BobOso75]

turning 18 only months ago and becoming "officially" legal.......you bet I'm very horny LOL

Well then, a very enthusiastic welcome to the club

 

[sexy_skittles]

If I'm on this site, I'm horny.

Hey! Thanks to you my horny meter gain +50! I apparently need to roll again, and hope for a cure all card! #Nerd4lyfe yo!

 

[amyforfun]

Hey! Thanks to you my horny meter gain +50! I apparently need to roll again, and hope for a cure all card! #Nerd4lyfe yo!

You are a cute lil nerd. LOL

I am VERY horny.

 

[naughtyjosh]

Hey! Thanks to you my horny meter gain +50! I apparently need to roll again, and hope for a cure all card! #Nerd4lyfe yo!

I'm just trying to make the game exciting!

 

[sexy_skittles]

You are a cute lil nerd. LOL

I am VERY horny.

I'm just trying to make the game exciting!

Thanks Amy

Sheath your dragon josh, you'll wake the neighbors

 

[Shimp]

Horny? Im just here for the news and coffee...

 

[ConstantineIII]

Horny? Im just here for the news and coffee...

And the coffee is quite good.

 

[sexy_skittles]

I'm an addict to coffee.
I have found my people.

 

[ConstantineIII]

I'm an addict to coffee.
I have found my people.

Isn't everyone addicted to coffee?

 

[Shimp]

You should try the coffee in Istanbul...

 

[sexy_skittles]

Isn't everyone addicted to coffee?

There are some who hate coffee. How they live with themselves is beyond me.

 

[ConstantineIII]

There are some who hate coffee. How they live with themselves is beyond me.

I am fairly certain that is the first sign of some mental disorder. We should get those people some help.

 

[Shimp]

no coffee no friendship....nuff said

 

[ConstantineIII]

no coffee no friendship....nuff said

I normally have a coffee klatch at my house on Friday evenings. It is a lot of fun, and we get to try all sorts of good coffee. My current favorite is Three Peckered Billy Goat.

 

[naughtyjosh]

Sorry guys, I really dislike coffee... I'm more of a drink a lot if water and then add some mt dew to my day. Sorry to piss everyone off, press don't hate. We all have flaws.

 

[sexy_skittles]

Sorry guys, I really dislike coffee... I'm more of a drink a lot if water and then add some mt dew to my day. Sorry to piss everyone off, press don't hate. We all have flaws.

YOU WERE TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!!!!
*runs away crying*

 

[ConstantineIII]

Skittles really likes her coffee.

 

[naughtyjosh]

YOU WERE TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!!!!
*runs away crying*

But...but i had the crush card.

 

[sexy_skittles]

Skittles really likes her coffee.

It flows from my veins! But mistress Chai tea has been beckoning as of late..

But...but i had the crush card.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS
YOU GO DIRECTLY INTO FRIEND ZONE
YOU WILL CRY FOREVER

 

[Firedog78]

I was just horny before, now I want coffee too...

 

[ConstantineIII]

It flows from my veins! But mistress Chai tea has been beckoning as of late..



YOU SHALL NOT PASS
YOU GO DIRECTLY INTO FRIEND ZONE
YOU WILL CRY FOREVER

Chai is a nice mistress to have. She isn't too demanding, and really she doesn't want to take away from your primary relationships. She is just there to be enjoyed and to enjoy you enjoying her.