How about a Who's Horney Damit!!! Thread?

[naughtyjosh]

It flows from my veins! But mistress Chai tea has been beckoning as of late..



YOU SHALL NOT PASS
YOU GO DIRECTLY INTO FRIEND ZONE
YOU WILL CRY FOREVER

Friend zoned within two hours of meeting. I have brought shame to all men.

 

[sexy_skittles]

I was just horny before, now I want coffee too...

Mwahaha another soul to the coffee gods

Chai is a nice mistress to have. She isn't too demanding, and really she doesn't want to take away from your primary relationships. She is just there to be enjoyed and to enjoy you enjoying her.

She also warms my stomach with yummy goodness and doesn't judge my life choices

Friend zoned within two hours of meeting. I have brought shame to all men.

Sssshhaaaammmeee!!! All your man cards have been life timed revoked. Your also now called Buttercup.

 

[ConstantineIII]

She also warms my stomach with yummy goodness and doesn't judge my life choices

The perfect lover.

 

[Firedog78]

Coffee is more important than water, in the fire station.

 

[ConstantineIII]

Coffee is more important than water, in the fire station.

Water is wasted if it isn't being used to make tea or coffee, or put out fires, I suppose.

 

[sexy_skittles]

Water is wasted if it isn't being used to make tea or coffee, or put out fires, I suppose.

1000% agree.

I will need so much coffee when I wake up. Night y'all! It was fun talking to you!

 

[Firedog78]

Water is wasted if it isn't being used to make tea or coffee, or put out fires, I suppose.

Agreed.

 

[Firedog78]

Good night sexy

 

[scorpio1121]

Tonight? Horney as hell and no help in sight....

 

[ConstantineIII]

Tonight? Horney as hell and no help in sight....

I know the feeling.

 

[scorpio1121]

Ok, still fucking horney. I know, do something about it but im typing.

 

[ConstantineIII]

Ok, still fucking horney. I know, do something about it but im typing.

Hehe, well, it happens. I would tell you not to beat yourself up over it, but we know that there will likely be some beating involved.

 

[Arafive]

Horny as fuck, and fiance is busy for another half hour or so, then we have to work out before we can fuck.

 

[scorpio1121]

Hehe, well, it happens. I would tell you not to beat yourself up over it, but we know that there will likely be some beating involved.

Ha,Ha.. That was actually good

 

[scorpio1121]

Horny as fuck, and fiance is busy for another half hour or so, then we have to work out before we can fuck.

I think I would try to convince her that this is a much better work out and promise a longer session and a much better finish.

 

[ConstantineIII]

Ha,Ha.. That was actually good

I try. Occasionally, I succeed.

 

[blue80driver]

Tonight? Horney as hell and no help in sight....

Ditto on that! Especially when I'm stuck in a hotel room!

 

[ConstantineIII]

Ditto on that! Especially when I'm stuck in a hotel room!

That is the worst isn't it?

 

[rik_steele]

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[slutindianwife]

I am horneyy dammmitttt

 

[digitalkiss]

I go to sleep with a hard cock and wake up with one too -- would say I'm constantly horny!!

 

[scorpio1121]

I am horneyy dammmitttt

So sorry to hear.... Im still from yesterday.

 

[NotAHippie]

Horny AF

 

[EquinoxRising]

I think the name says it all. Shout it loud and proud!

Are you starting a personal ad for horny people or is this just like any other "have you masturbated today?" general chip-chat threads for horniness?

 

[scorpio1121]

Are you starting a personal ad for horny people or is this just like any other "have you masturbated today?" general chip-chat threads for horniness?

No, actually it was born in a moment of frustration and I just wanted to yell it out but was online so it turned into typing. I figured I would give other people a place to rant about being frustrated at that moment in time.