How Bad Can a Good Girl Be?

[Emerson40]

Add a pure bullshit category, please Em.

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Fair enough, Em. For the record, there was no category pure enough for me.

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[Emerson40]

Wait, are we allowed to lie on the poll?

Given the multi-layer, 63 character encrypted password-protected anonymity that was set up on this poll to protect the identities of Virgins and Dirty Birds alike, there really is no need to lie. It would be akin to cheating at solitaire.

You didn't have a "I'm a filthy cum-slut" category, so I voted "Virgin."

They are practically interchangeable.

Are Pmann's undies monogrammed or decorative?

Or?

And. You meant and, yes?

 

[midwestyankee]

Yes. That is what all of the women of Lit are here to do. Service the men.

Quoted for truthiness.

 

[Niktala]

I'm between a little country and a little rock n'roll and experienced

 

[Emerson40]

I'm between a little country and a little rock n'roll and experienced

Vote with your heart, not your libido.


And remember, don't put off till tomorrow what you can accomplish today. No time like the present to upgrade your credentials.








I see assurances of anonymity has brought a surge of Dirty Birds.


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[Miles Long]

Vote with your heart, not your libido.


And remember, don't put off till tomorrow what you can accomplish today. No time like the present to upgrade your credentials.








I see assurances of anonymity has brought a surge of Dirty Birds.


http://31.media.tumblr.com/6b52c3619627d662bf38684e1f7653c8/tumblr_mpcl7iNXdw1r15x91o1_500.jpg

Cool, you have that book too!


What's up dirty birds!

 

[silverwhisper]

man, i always miss the good stuff when i'm away for a few days!

ed

 

[Leigh81]

She can be very, very bad.

L

 

[Daniel_Hart]

She can be very, very bad.

L

That is a thought I love hearing from a woman...

 

[Miles Long]

I know you clicked, Dirty Girl, girlfriend!

Technically I clicked, Dirty Bird, but yes you're damn right I did! *snap snap snap*

 

[Que]

I'm between a little country and a little rock n'roll and experienced

in between Donny and Marie Osmond is pretty bad indeed!

 

[Emerson40]

Technically I clicked, Dirty Bird, but yes you're damn right I did! *snap snap snap*

You go, Dirty Bird!


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[Miles Long]

This.

You go, Dirty Bird!


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[Acktion]

Ok, now my side hurts from leaning over the arm of my chair laughing.

Thanks for that.

 

[Que]

I am hoping that in 90-100 years "Twerking" will be as popular as The Charleston is now.

 

[Emerson40]

God bless Dirty Birds, each and every one.


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[Miles Long]

God bless Dirty Birds, each and every one.


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So THAT'S what those are for!

 

[Riles]

So THAT'S what those are for!

All I could think of was what kind of industrial strength adhesive was used to get that to stay up there, cause the suction cup only sticks when you are trying to yank it off the coffee table seconds before the front door opens and your mother-in-law walks in.

 

[Miles Long]

All I could think of was what kind of industrial strength adhesive was used to get that to stay up there, cause the suction cup only sticks when you are trying to yank it off the coffee table seconds before the front door opens and your mother-in-law walks in.

The voice of experience?

 

[Riles]

The voice of experience?

Aren't I usually?

 

[Miles Long]

Aren't I usually?

It's been a long time since I've seen you! Didn't want to make too many assumptions.

 

[Riles]

It's been a long time since I've seen you! Didn't want to make too many assumptions.

You are a breed apart.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

All I could think of was what kind of industrial strength adhesive was used to get that to stay up there, cause the suction cup only sticks when you are trying to yank it off the coffee table seconds before the front door opens and your mother-in-law walks in.

this visual belongs in a sitcom somewhere

 

[Riles]

this visual belongs in a sitcom somewhere

Called "the story of my life".

...only, I wish that was the worst/most comical of situations....sadly it is not.

 

[DirtyAllie]

as bad as her lover can make her want to be. Great sex starts with two partners equally willing to please.

If a guy is going to be a dud and think this is the porn world where he's going to barely touch me and think I'm going to act like Sasha Grey for him he has another coming.

Be a woman's good boy and she'll be happy to be your bad girl and the better you are to her the "badder" she will want to be.

I reward good behavior with bad behavior.