How can Bobtoad win Naked Hunny's heart?

[KillerMuffin]

Sorry Cheri luvvy, I'm not Canadian, but I think I'm with them in this one. I just cannot subject my poor naked hunny bunches to a toad's dick. Perish the thought.

 

[Expertise]

I am the anti-cupid when it comes to "set ups". I think i'll take my cool ass hat and go.

With one last suggestion to my con frere Bobtoad. Fiddleheads, Dulse and trilliums ARE NOT the way to a womans heart.

 

[Bobtoad777]

crying and wiping away the tears, sniffling a little bit

you really care about me Cheri? you really do? i lnow i am canadian and a new brunswicker as well and that triggered the comedy routine.

wipes another tear from his eye

you guyes and gals make me feel so special all over, a sort of warm and gooey feeling.

rubs his hands all over his body as if being hugged by an invisible person. One hand go toward hi groin, the other reaches down and slaps the first hand. He lifts that hand up in front of his face as if it were a real person and says:

Naughty naughty, you cant do that on the first date.

 

[Cheri]

Sorry Cheri luvvy, I'm not Canadian, but I think I'm with them in this one. I just cannot subject my poor naked hunny bunches to a toad's dick. Perish the thought.

Good grief people, it's not like I'm into arranged marriages or anything. I just wanted to help poor Bob out, pathetic as he is (and yes I do care ) I was hoping we could help BT release his inner stud so that HB would want him so desperately she wouldn't care what his dick looked like... And even she didn't, other chicks would come along and help him out with this whole virginity thing...

 

[Cheri]

crying and wiping away the tears, sniffling a little bit
rubs his hands all over his body as if being hugged by an invisible person. One hand go toward hi groin, the other reaches down and slaps the first hand. He lifts that hand up in front of his face as if it were a real person and says:

Naughty naughty, you cant do that on the first date.

This may be harder than I thought

 

[Expertise]

I am so proud to be from this province sometimes.

 

[Cheri]

I am so proud to be from this province sometimes.

Oh just get over it....you have no such problem. Hell I've been trying to figure out how to throw myself at you ever since you posted that stuff about sucking inner thigh muscles! lol

 

[Expertise]

Sorry to whine. Maybe I should whimper?

 

[Expertise]

Sometimes it helps if you get a running start too.

 

[April]

Hell, a lot of women want to throw themselves at Expertise! I've done it, and I'm not ashamed! I'll probably do it again, too.

 

[Expertise]

April you will always be first among equals....even though you are a tremendous tease.... with food and other tasty treats.

Could I sound more cheesy!? I am just not very good at flirting

 

[April]

I think you're pretty good at it. At least you flirt back, which is more than some do with me. LOL

 

[Expertise]

As i've said before they are misguided fools...but yea more for me.

BTW I was very nice to you, or so I thought, on your poetry thread and never even got so much as an awwwww. I was kinda' hurt.

 

[Bobtoad777]

i try flirting with ya april but everybody tell me they dont like tthe bobtoad phenomenon

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Originally posted by Cheri I come back to Canadian humor?

eh?

Originally posted by Cheri This may be harder than I thought

oh, you mean his penis??

 

[April]

I'm sorry, Expertise. Just distracted lately. I'll go read it later and respond. How's that?

Bobtoad, I'm not sure about you, but you seem all right. See above answer about distracted-ness.

 

[Bobtoad777]

dont worry april i am not even sure about me