How do I change "status" in my profile

[Skibum]

Latina,

You really are a wonderful writer, but is the general board really the place to post long excerpts from your stories? If you want to direct attention there, how about just posting a link to the story?

I am not trying to pick a fight here, just keep post s short enough for them to load quickly for people like me with slow connections.

 

[Latina]

Wow, a lot happened overnight while I was in my
hunny-buny's arms (our lovemaking relaxed me SO much
that I actually fell asleep and stated snoring with his
wood still buried deep inside of me--not sure what
"SERIOUS wood" is, but I think his was pretty serious
last night).

To Purple Haze and Siren: Take your squabbling elsewhere.
Email each other directly. I don't think others want to
read it, I know I don't. This is supposed to be fun and
entertaining and maybe even somewhat educational.

Yes, Siren, the proposal was wonderful and so is the
marriage. If you read my stories, you'll know that.

To Kitten Eyes, wish I could email you some ice sweetie,
sorry to work you up with no hubby in sight for relief.
I like your proposal tale, wish it had more details,
like what did he do ON his knees while you were proposing
to him? Hope he was slurping REAL good! Since you took
the initiative to ask HIM, you deserved nothing less
than that. As one of my regular (female) email
corerespondents once wrote to me: "Oral sex IS important
in marriage, and don't let anyone tell you it isn't.
Don't marry that man unless he can do a damned good job
of eating your pussy, or you'll eventually realize that
you sacrificed what was REALLY important."

To Skibum, sorry for the long story excerpt, but I had hoped it would launch a discussion of romantic and sexy marriage proposals. Sadly, so far, it hasn't.

Anyway, the URL where you can find ALL of my stories is:

http://www.literotica.com/storyxs/authpages/1001_auth.shtml

Can you guys get back on track and tell me of marriage proposals? Let's stay FOCUSED here, OK?

Thanks to all who took the time to post here.

-- Hugs, from Latina

 

[Siren]

Oh boy have you got alot to learn Latina....

 

[Purple Haze]

I still have serious wood.

 

[Siren]

Well, Purple Haze....

 

[Gaucho]

Can I have some semi-serious wood with a side of wet, please?

 

[Siren]

Gaucho....

 

[Purple Haze]

(intrigued....checks email....sands and varnishes wood)

 

[Siren]

Email sent Hazy boy

 

[Latina]

To Siren,

Well, OK maybe you were joking and teasing. But some
of what I see in this and other threads seems like
private jokes between people who know each other through lots of BB postings, and make me feel kinda like an outsider. (Sniff! Boo-hoo, poor me, nobody wants me
to play--except maybe Purple Haze, who sounds like
he'd like it to be ME sanding on his "serious wood").
Sorry, PH, only wood-sandng I'll do is on MY man. But
VERY flattering to know I have that effect on others.

And I still feel that private jokes between two people
are better handled by direct email than by BB postings
everyone reads. I'd make this a private email except it's
directed at Siren, Purple Haze, and several others.

And OK, I've been chastised about long story excerpts.
Funny I'm told not to tell others what to post, but I'm
not supposed to post excepts. Is that a Literotica rule
or just opinion? The "Don't tell me what to post" advice works both ways, doesn't it? Am I being bitchy? Sorry,
don't mean to be, I'm actually in a good mood after
last night's leisurely two-hour f**k and sleeping all
night with him in me.

Anyway, I guess my hopes have been dashed of EVER getting
others to tell me THEIR marriage-proposal stories, like
I shared mine. DOES anyone else have a proposal story
to share? Please? No? Ok, I won't mention it again.

I started this partuicular thread, and others have
hijacked it for all sorts of purposes. And then made
me seem left out, probably not on purpose but still...
I guess I was just a bit miffed about that, didn't mean
to lecture. Oh damn, I feel that bitchiness creeping back
in. SLAP! BAD Latina!

-- Latina

 

[Guest]

handing a tissue to latina

boo hoo
private jokes
no-one answering your thread
i feel left out

stop whining

 

[Siren]

Latina........

 

[Siren]

Now wait a minute here Latina

 

[Guest]

dont fuck with la siren

yu gotta learn girl latina

 

[Latina]

OK, I am humbled with tail between my legs. Am I forgiven?

All of this is new to me, I guess I'm grateful for
you guiding me on how it all works, and I'll put aside
my bitchiness if we can start over, maybe not as friends
but at least civil. We all got off on the wrong foot,
too much blame going around, I did that too and I'm SO
sorry, please do forgive me.

I started with Literotica as a place to post my stories, which I have been writing for 3 years now. An email from
a fellow Literotican got me looking at the BB. And I
goofed up on it right away. Can we start over? PLEASE?

Thanks for your understanding.

-- Latina

 

[Siren]

No problem Latina

 

[Gaucho]

Re: No problem Latina

You should have seen how I 'fucked' up when I first started here...oh boy was that something.

SIREN
____________________________________________________________
~~~NOT SAYING YOU FUCKED UP MIND YOU, JUST SAYING YOU OVER-REACTED, BUT THAT IS THE LATIN THING, TOO MUCH PASSION, AND GET TWO OF LATINAS TOGETHER AND IT IS MUCHO PROBLEMO....~~~

Siren, honey, you are still FUCKING UP!

And don't we love it...

FUCK, SUCK, FUCKIT, SUCKIT

 

[Purple Haze]

Latina: no wood

Siren: lotsa, lotsa, serious wood.

 

[Latina]

Huh? Do you mean you no longer have wood for me
(if so, I'm insulted I think), or I don't for you?

Same with Siren, you have wood for her or her having
it for you?

I know I look good, but it's nice & flattering to hear
that others think so. Look at me at:

http://www.geocities.com/latina_author/photos/cowgirl2.jpg

and tell me my legs and my raised skirt showing skimpy panties has NO effect on your wood?

Meeting hubby for dinner tonight, pretending it's our first
encounter and letting him have his way with me on first date. Just to get a jealous RISE out of other guys.

Oh, shutup, Latina, you wicked WICKED girl.



-- Latina

 

[Purple Haze]

No effect. Is that photo supposed to impress me, Latina? Looks like something scanned out of a cheap comic book. As for your hubby, I could give shit, your story was intriguing, you are a bore. You're probably a guy.

 

[Latina]

Oh, well, can't please everyone. Husband loves me,
don't care if you do. No, not a guy, why do guys always
think a woman on the www who likes sex is really a guy?

As for cheap comic book, I use a low-cost digital camera
and sometimes photo quality isn't the best and...
oh, hell, why am I explaining this to you, I don't care
what you think. The photo is me and what I write is real
and I refuse to let you put me in a bad mood just before
my sneak date with my Frank.

-- Latina

 

[Siren]

Really hazie?

 

[Latina]

Omigod, Siren girl, what is WRONG with you, woman?
Purple Haze tells me he has serious wood for me,
I let him see how pics of how sexy I am, and the photos
do nothing for him and then suddenly he has wood for
you instead, and now you WANT him? Yuk! Double-yuk!

I think PH is a loser. Not very romantic or sexy to
tell a girl she gives you serious wood in the first place, and then to see her nekid and THAT makes him get a wood
for some other gal? Get serious.

Check me out in traditional Mexican dress in:

http://www.geocities.com/latina_author/photos/spanish_outfit.jpg

And then ask yourself why PH doesn't get a wood for ME
any more! It's spelled L-O-S-E-R!

The more I see out in this big world, the luckier I feel
to have my Frankie to nuzzle up next to every night. The
other guys can go F themselves--hell, I'd PAY to see 'em
do it!

PH and Siren, please don't take any of this too seriously,
I'm just havin' fun with y'all. Fer sure! (how's
that for mixing regional dialects?)

-- Latina: Calif chicks ROCK!

C'm 'ere, PH, now that I've STOMPED on your face, let me sit on that face and make it feel all better. Hah!
In yer dreams!

 

[Purple Haze]

Thanks for the look see, Latina, very nice.

C'mon over here, Siren, lets strip and stain some furniture.

 

[Latina]

Oh, sure , Hazie, NOW you think I look nice.
How about me in my absolute favorite color, PURPLE:

http://www.geocities.com/latina_author/photos/purple.jpg

While you and Siren are scratchin' up the table, my
Frankie gets to hold, kiss, lick, nibble, and suck
these 38Cs, and you DON'T. So haha!

-- Latina the kick-ass chick