How Do I convince My Dog!
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Hellava2
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Get him while he's hot
It is not how you get him but more importantly when you get him. All you need to do is (of course if your wife is willing) wait til your dog is in heat. A male dog will participate in sexual activities with just about any kind of female if he is in heat. Try it out, let me know.
It is not how you get him but more importantly when you get him. All you need to do is (of course if your wife is willing) wait til your dog is in heat. A male dog will participate in sexual activities with just about any kind of female if he is in heat. Try it out, let me know.
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A few thoughts
There has never been a day in my life,since the day I was born,that my family did not have a dog or two around the house.
So I've seen and learned a few things about dogs.
One of the things you might try is wait intill the last day of, or the first day after your wifes menstral cycle, her pheramone count will be highly elevated and he may pick up on that.
It may also help if you stroke his cock while she plays with her pussy, her playing will increase her sex smell and the stroking will tell him it's time to get it on.
Other that that, you may inquire at the local collage and see if they have a class in animal husbandry, or a 4H programe.
And in the meantime try leading by example, lick her pussy with him in the room get him to watch if you can, try fucking her "doggie" style and have him watch. Give him a little while to get used to the idea before you try anything between you wife and dog.
Oh and one more thing, clip his claws and wrap his paws in cloth or duct tape, he could scrath her when he mounts her and cause some really wicked wounds.
Be careful and don't get so caught up in it that you forget to make it fun for every one.
Then take a pic and post it on this thread.
There has never been a day in my life,since the day I was born,that my family did not have a dog or two around the house.
So I've seen and learned a few things about dogs.
One of the things you might try is wait intill the last day of, or the first day after your wifes menstral cycle, her pheramone count will be highly elevated and he may pick up on that.
It may also help if you stroke his cock while she plays with her pussy, her playing will increase her sex smell and the stroking will tell him it's time to get it on.
Other that that, you may inquire at the local collage and see if they have a class in animal husbandry, or a 4H programe.
And in the meantime try leading by example, lick her pussy with him in the room get him to watch if you can, try fucking her "doggie" style and have him watch. Give him a little while to get used to the idea before you try anything between you wife and dog.
Oh and one more thing, clip his claws and wrap his paws in cloth or duct tape, he could scrath her when he mounts her and cause some really wicked wounds.
Be careful and don't get so caught up in it that you forget to make it fun for every one.
Then take a pic and post it on this thread.
Just an opinion..... but since I was raised on a farm and have had animals of every shape size and discription ..... (figurlative not literally)..... the male of most species will, as do there human counterparts, coupulate with the female of the species at every given chance.... in heat, begining gestation period or not.... so therefor in conclusion after thinking about this in great detail I would have to say that your worst fear about you "dog" may be correct....
...... he's "gay"
and again as I always say..
...... he's "gay"
and again as I always say..
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Someone please help me, I need real ideas to get intimate with me female master.
Someone please help me, I need real ideas to get intimate with me female master.
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Now I am kinky.
However I have never done anything with pets other than pet them and be nice to them.
That putting a feamle one in a tub for 3 days that grossed me out big time.
Hmmmmmmm peanut butter bacon.
I am no expert ,but wouldn't the dog bite these items.?
Some of the post got me laughing.
I have nothing against anyone wanting to try new things.
However need to really think them out first.
oh well guess i pissed someone off some were.
Well I don't mean to.
Just stating my thoughts is all.
However I have never done anything with pets other than pet them and be nice to them.
That putting a feamle one in a tub for 3 days that grossed me out big time.
Hmmmmmmm peanut butter bacon.
I am no expert ,but wouldn't the dog bite these items.?
Some of the post got me laughing.
I have nothing against anyone wanting to try new things.
However need to really think them out first.
oh well guess i pissed someone off some were.
Well I don't mean to.
Just stating my thoughts is all.
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http://www.nifty.org/nifty/information/canine-guide
very good source of info
as for those of you that came here just to slam the person asking this question... why did you click on the topic if it was so disgusting to you?
very good source of info
as for those of you that came here just to slam the person asking this question... why did you click on the topic if it was so disgusting to you?
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thank you for the info, it really is appreciated
thank you for the info, it really is appreciated
Thanks for all replys, some what amusing, 
and some very interesting, I came home to find the wife playing with his Bone!, (chucking it in the garden, and him fetching it) well its a start, the butcher thinks im opening a bacon factory.. and our local store has run out of peanut butter, keep em coming......... !
and some very interesting, I came home to find the wife playing with his Bone!, (chucking it in the garden, and him fetching it) well its a start, the butcher thinks im opening a bacon factory.. and our local store has run out of peanut butter, keep em coming......... !
Re: OK Just For The Record
HOLY, bajevers Batman! You mean a fetish run amuck?!?!
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Cut the kids some slack! for kriminysacks, I have yet to see a news or police report that said:
Dateline Anywhere, America; A Large Male Dalmation Dog, (name withheld) came forward today and reported his owners forced him to have sex with them and kept him penned in the yard 24/7 never letting him off their property, olny letting him drink and eat from bowls the put on the floor! And making him sleep in a 2' by 3' covered box! The Anywhere police beastsex department is investigating.
I see that then maybe I'll care......
If thats what floats their boat..... then I say let it sail.......
till then let the honey pour!
as always this is,
hatara said:
HOLY, bajevers Batman! You mean a fetish run amuck?!?!
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Cut the kids some slack! for kriminysacks, I have yet to see a news or police report that said:
Dateline Anywhere, America; A Large Male Dalmation Dog, (name withheld) came forward today and reported his owners forced him to have sex with them and kept him penned in the yard 24/7 never letting him off their property, olny letting him drink and eat from bowls the put on the floor! And making him sleep in a 2' by 3' covered box! The Anywhere police beastsex department is investigating.
I see that then maybe I'll care......
If thats what floats their boat..... then I say let it sail.......
till then let the honey pour!
as always this is,
mskittykatt
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it is not cruelty to animals, in fact the only real laws i've seen regarding beastiality, are if the animal is not your own. that would be considered misuse of anothers property, ONLY in states where animals are considered property of their Masters.
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Hmmmmmm yet another reason not to move to Alaska. Christ with a dogbone!, please answer me this what exactly is it about having a animal who eats puke and enjoys it, mount and fuck your wife that you find so erotic. Maybe your dog has more sense then you do.
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Gingersnap said:
Gingersnap,
let me begin by introducing myself. although i am bi, i do not have a wife, i am content in a pretty vanilla, healthy, and tastefully spiced relationship with my boyfriend. my kinks run mostly with D/s, me being the s. i have not in fact, had sex, nor tried to have sex with a dog.
although it is an interesting fantasy i've been reading about others experiances with. for me, that is for the writing of a story i wanted to be as realistic as possible, for a specific audiance.
stretching my creative legs, so to speak. any idiot can write a fantasy they've experianced, or jack off stories for the cruisers. i'd like to put a little more into my work, and see what i can do as a writer.
i simply do not open my mouth and let waste fall out of it, at any topic i find distasteful. i read about the topics i choose to particapate actively in, so the waste i spew can be directed at the uneducated, closed minded, opinionated *cough* people, and can be backed by verifiable resources.
good day.
(again i must ask, why people keep coming to read on topics that are clearly labled as to the content, when they find it so offensive!?)
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Thanks for the post Gingersnap, I find myself being the same as my bull terrier, Im an Animal who having ten pints of Beer, near as dam it eats puke, mounts my wife, which i can only speke for my self when i say thats when imat my most attractive lol, although my wife dosnt agree, yes you are right the dog has much more sence....lol, As far as finding it erotic, I DO! , dont know why, maybe someone can tell me! you must have a slight interest or you wouldnt be looking at this post, just admit it if its so un erotic, then why are there thousands of pay sites.
so just admit it you love it, lol just like me!
so just admit it you love it, lol just like me!
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sexjunkie said:
Sex with someone that cannot consent is rape.
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LMAO! The replies of this are too funny!
On a serious note though...maybe your dog is not interested in sex with your wife. Is there a reason why you don't want to do it instead of the dog? If you won't go down there what makes you think that rover will.
Good luck!
On a serious note though...maybe your dog is not interested in sex with your wife. Is there a reason why you don't want to do it instead of the dog? If you won't go down there what makes you think that rover will.
Good luck!
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Thanks Jailbait! Yet another reason to ponder the mystery of why not only would you want to do it but why you would find it interesting. Oh btw kitty girl if you truely wanted to find out the ins and outs of the doggie lover you would go to a site that focuses on it. It would only make sense to do so and you would avoid the closed minds of the vast majority of folks "coughs" who find it puzzling and revolting. 
I guess those winters up there must be really really long and lonely.
I guess those winters up there must be really really long and lonely.
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funny
I have to admit some of this thread has had me crying tears.
I have a staffordshire bull terrier dog and no I don't perform anything sexual with him. He shows no sexual interest in me and thats how things are meant to be.
I admit I find this idea of dogs and people fascinating, I don't understand it but I am sure there are reasons why.
Constructively all I can add is this is: If you don't want to have sex with your wife your wife should look for a lover elsewhere, I am pretty certain there a plenty of men willing to service her.
Your dog is behaving impecably and should be praised for not submitting to your own selfish desires. Doesn't he have the right to say 'No' too.
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I have to admit some of this thread has had me crying tears.
I have a staffordshire bull terrier dog and no I don't perform anything sexual with him. He shows no sexual interest in me and thats how things are meant to be.
I admit I find this idea of dogs and people fascinating, I don't understand it but I am sure there are reasons why.
Constructively all I can add is this is: If you don't want to have sex with your wife your wife should look for a lover elsewhere, I am pretty certain there a plenty of men willing to service her.
Your dog is behaving impecably and should be praised for not submitting to your own selfish desires. Doesn't he have the right to say 'No' too.
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mskittykatt said:
That's pretty awful. Do people really believe that animals are just property, to be used and exploited as they see fit?
Also, in reply to someone who asked why people would come here if they only wanted to post negative opinions, I say this... since beastiality is something many people feel very strongly about, on one side of the fence or the other, then it's only natural that this controversial topic get a lot of replies.
On another note, I fully support everyone's right to fantasize and cultivate whatever fetish their heart desires. However, I still do not agree with rape in whatever state it happens to be in. I retain my original point that beastiality is rape, since the animal cannot verbally consent.
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