Emerson40
An evening spent dancing
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And yet, the horror movie description in that situation is still just as apt.
Absolutely. It was not left in there by accident.
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And yet, the horror movie description in that situation is still just as apt.
Haven't they at least done a Google Image search for "STDs in throat"?SurrealObsession said:I read this as:
"How can I be assured that the stranger who gives my cock mouth-to-genital passed STD's is female, and not the male that it so obviously is going to be?"
Seriously, Dude...if you want to play out your fantasies, either do them in a relationship with a willing partner, or find a swingers party that requires health checks to join. Don't stick your dick in a fucking hole.
Is there any other scenario on the planet where a person would willingly put their genitals into an unknown space in a wall and hope for the best? Hasn't anyone SEEN a horror movie?
Ok you also made my "take him off the christmas card list" simply because I now have to change my blouse because I have coffee on it from laughing at a birdy buttplug. Bad bad man.

Haven't they at least done a Google Image search for "STDs in throat"?
I'll be damned if I'm falling for this!![]()

I would wait until you have another meatball sub in hand.
** This could be another great diet fad you could start. Millions are made every year with other such fads.
You could call it the "Blue Waffle Diet" or "Prolapse Your Way To A Thinner You!".
Diet Spokesperson - "Feel a craving, wanting to stuff your face? Set yourself down in front of the computer or TV with your single 4-person serving of Hamburger Helper, insert our Appetite Suppression dvd and "ingest" the slideshow of random HD images."
Customer Testimonial - "I've never found it easier to put the fork down and push away my plate. Thank you Blue Waffle Diet!"
Haven't they at least done a Google Image search for "STDs in throat"?
It's best when it's winking at you in the mirror as you rub one out though.

It's best when it's winking at you in the mirror as you rub one out though.
Some adult bookstores have them. Not that I'd know from experience.Back on topic, call me naive but I didn't think glory holes really existed. I mean who would really ever use one?! I thought they were just a movie thing.![]()