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peterhollings said:
Hey everyone. So I would consider myself somewhat of a lit-posting noobie. I don't really post much but I read all the time :devil:

So I am looking to get my significant other to squirt. Although I do not know how really. I get her to climax all the time but how do I get her to gush? Is this something that I need to trigger or her to embrace? Halp pls
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Does she have a say in this or is it something you're going to make her do?
Just curious by the way you've worded your question!

Personally it sounds like you've been watching too much porn and think that you getting her to squirt will make you more of a man than you think you are now.......... prepare to be disappointed!
 
orinocoflow said:
Does she have a say in this or is it something you're going to make her do?
Just curious by the way you've worded your question!

Personally it sounds like you've been watching too much porn and think that you getting her to squirt will make you more of a man than you think you are now.......... prepare to be disappointed!
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:eek:
 
Kitty92 said:
Cereal dispenser? lol &yea, I don't think anyone has said, "I/she didn't squirt, so I had a terrible time." But it's still nothing like when it happens.
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Cereal dispenser. Another ego soother: sounds really high end and forward looking. "My Girlfriend squirted all over me, man, and it was hot." Same principle. Looking for locker room gossip, or trying to set personal records. That thinking is complemented by when you're getting too much visual aid. Though on a serious note, one should ascertain whether SHE wants it, like people here've pointed out.
 
Garnate said:
Do go on about your talents, then. I, personally, look forward to hearing it.
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I am not a unique and beautiful snowflake. I am the all singing, all dancing crap of the world. But hey, at least I have something in common with 99% of the people out there. That word gets thrown around so much it's lost any meaning, "we all have talents" is desperately pathetic.
 
Felix_Jones said:
I am not a unique and beautiful snowflake. I am the all singing, all dancing crap of the world. But hey, at least I have something in common with 99% of the people out there. That word gets thrown around so much it's lost any meaning, "we all have talents" is desperately pathetic.
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Hey, Sunshine? I can understand why you're so bitter now.
 
Kitty92 said:
Damn, just when I thought I was going to have my personal go-to guy for everything AIDS. :mad:
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You already got my advice: people are boring and relationships are not worth the effort. I'm pretty sure that encompasses AIDS. I'll forgive you for wishing a fatal disease on me though.
 
orinocoflow said:
Yet here you are conversing with people on a site that is all about sex and relationships! :rolleyes:

Dude, she's certainly not the only one wishing that!
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How will I learn if the conversations I have are only with those with whom I agree?

You sound like an American.
 
Felix_Jones said:
Let me get some drinks in me before I engage maximum cleverness, let the healing begin! I'm pumped.
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Good, I always have drinks in me before I pretend to help people. Lemme know when you're ready to begin.
 
Garnate said:
No, no. I'm only here to listen. Talk to me. What's your earliest memory?
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My mother kissing me goodnight. After which I became French, gay and a wrote a seven volume tome about nothing.

And then yada-yada, I came onto a website where women talk about fluids they expell from their bodies during sex.
 
Felix_Jones said:
My mother kissing me goodnight. After which I became French, gay and a wrote a seven volume tome about nothing.

And then yada-yada, I came onto a website where women talk about fluids they expell from their bodies during sex.
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Mmmhmmm And now you wish you had a leaky vagina, too? I get it. Go on.
 
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