How do you cope with your PMS side?

[SexyChele]

Re: Come on Guys...

How about the trip to your local drug store, grocery store? The place you have to walk into for the dreaded 'Feminine Hygeine'
product. Where you are to purchase her tampons, pads have you any funny stories to share?

Maybe I'm just really anal, but I always plan ahead and when I see that I am low on supplies and my period is due to start that week, I write it on my weekly shopping list.

I've always wondered exactly how/why women "run out" just when their period starts. I mean, it comes every month, right? Only takes a moment to check, right? Or am I missing something here?

And I've never, for the life of me, understood why women insist their husbands/boyfriends/lovers just have to run out and by their feminine hygiene products right this instant! No, I've never subjected a man to that, and I seriously doubt I ever would. I mean, is it some kind of test? Exactly what gives with that?

 

[jadedraven]

I don't get bloated or start craving foods or anything...I get violent...I am not fun to be around, I am bitchy, and I hate the world. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the fact that I am one of those women who is in INTENSE pain two days before adn the first day off...I mean doubled up on the couch come near me and I will bite you kind of pain that medicine doesn't touch, vitamins don't touch, even my be all end all remedy of chamomile tea doesn't work.

Men should just suck it up and deal, they get all whiney cause they can't handle it, but hey, they should consider themselves lucky, imagine how much it sucks to be the woman and have to feel that shit firsthand!

 

[Alyx]

I don’t get weepy or sappy. I get pissy and not just with the hubby. I’m pretty impartial when it comes to sharing the wrath.

The worst part is, I know I have no reason to be mad, which causes frustration. The frustration increases my anger, which increases my frustration, which….geez, it’s a vicious cycle.

The best thing I’ve found to relieve this is picking up the phone and yelling at the electric company (who couldn’t find a downed power line if you shoved it up their ass) or the phone company (who’s service resembles a telegraph). Granted, this doesn’t work every month (usually only in the winter), but I figure, since I have a reason to be upset with them anyway, I might was well “piss” on them.

During those months when the utility companies haven’t pissed me off, I tend to pulverize pillows. Oh, and just a quick note to the guys out there. If your lady also tends to get angry during PMS, never, EVER ask her “Are you PMS’ing?” when she’s angry. Unless you don’t mind her ripping off your dick and balls so she can juggle with them. I’m sure she’ll regret it later, but it won’t do you much good!

As innocent as that question is, it can sound to some women like you think she never has a reason to be angry, so it MUST be PMS. It’s just a foible some women have.

As for sending my husband to buy feminine products, I’ve never done this. It’s my responsibility. I do most of the shopping anyway, so it’s easier to add it to the list with everything else.

However, I did have a friend who sent her husband to buy pads for her. He was having trouble finding her brand. Finally, a clerk took pity on him and asked if he could help. He told the clerk he was looking for something with “wings”. Her hubby told her it was the funniest thing he’d ever seen. Two grown men, combing the feminine hygiene aisle looking for “wings”!

~Alyx~

 

[sheath]

The best thing I’ve found to relieve this is picking up the phone and yelling at the electric company (who couldn’t find a downed power line if you shoved it up their ass) or the phone company (who’s service resembles a telegraph). Granted, this doesn’t work every month (usually only in the winter), but I figure, since I have a reason to be upset with them anyway, I might was well “piss” on them.

LMFAO

I'm adopting this as my PMS tactic for next month!

Heaven help the Board of Public Utilities. I hope that when I do call, I get that uppity bitch that works in customer service and thinks she's the owner of all she surveys. One curse word and she's likely to blow a gasket. Or worse.

S.

 

[Bobmi357]

Oh, and just a quick note to the guys out there. If your lady also tends to get angry during PMS, never, EVER ask her “Are you PMS’ing?” when she’s angry. Unless you don’t mind her ripping off your dick and balls so she can juggle with them. I’m sure she’ll regret it later, but it won’t do you much good!

Should I point out that Alyx is quickly approaching the point where I spend the week hiding in a closet? Nah.....

Personally I don't mind picking up Alyx's female products. But I don't get the wings bit.... I mean, if you run into a high wind, do you take off?

And what the heck is with the deordorized stuff? Is it really supposed to smell like springtime down there??

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[BTK51]

Re: Re: Come on Guys...

I've always wondered exactly how/why women "run out" just when their period starts. I mean, it comes every month, right? Only takes a moment to check, right? Or am I missing something here?

And I've never, for the life of me, understood why women insist their husbands/boyfriends/lovers just have to run out and by their feminine hygiene products right this instant! No, I've never subjected a man to that, and I seriously doubt I ever would. I mean, is it some kind of test? Exactly what gives with that?

I wonder the same thing but I made the mistake of bringing it up once, just once. Actually. as said before, it doesn't really bother me at all to shop for these things. I never understood why a man would feel uncomfortable buying those products.

The tough part is picking out the right brand with the right options. And if they happen to be out of stock, oh shit! This is a decision I'm just not equipped to make and this is not the right time to come home with the wrong thing. Where were cell phones when I needed them.

Menopause is worse though. It's like "surpise attack PMS". At least PMS I knew was coming. Since my wife was very regular I knew what and when was happening and how long it would last.

 

[Bobmi357]

Re: Re: Re: Come on Guys...

The tough part is picking out the right brand with the right options. And if they happen to be out of stock, oh shit! This is a decision I'm just not equipped to make and this is not the right time to come home with the wrong thing. Where were cell phones when I needed them.

Oh man my sympathies....

Disclaimer: For the record I do not mind buying those female products for the wife. What follows below is clearly for amusement purposes only

Its the options that get me. Wings, no wings, delta wings, forward swept wings, or cunard wings. Convenient pocket size applicators, no applicators, or the FORKLIFT Needed applicator. Extra Absorbent, Super Absorbant and my favorite "OH SHIT, ITS RAINING CATS AND DOGS!!!" absorbant. Biodegradeable, or This thing will be around for the next 50 centuries, preserving DNA evidense just in case its needed. Garden Fresh Scent, Springtime Scent, Summer Scent, Ocean Breezes, pine needles, potpouri, and a wet dog scent. Regular Size, Maxisize, MiniSize and Supersize it! God help you if you bring home the wrong item. Or worse yet, tampons if your woman is a pad lady (or vice versa).

OK, now you've got it picked out and buried in the shopping cart along with everything else in the world you can pile on top of it. And you hope that case of beer and eight bags of chips won't crush it. And when you reach the checkout, its some sweet young 18 yr old gal that looks dynamite. You automatically suck in the gut and try to look taller, UNTIL she pulls out the little box of pads/tampons. Then she looks at you and sorta smirks. Thats when you realize you're MARRIED and you never really had a chance with Mz Checkout of the Month. Then you relax your belly, slouch a little, and wonder if you can get home in time to catch the last three innings of the game.

 

[Annora]

Thanks you are keeping it light....

Good posting! You are keeping it so light, its interesting some of the posts... I enjoy the light hearted entries...



Take care " Remember today isn't promised to any of us..."

 

[Annora]

Thanks you are keeping it light....

Thanks for keeping it light hearted Its where the fun is in life, right? Humor is critical, actually its a serious business....Don't take life so seriously...


Take care... "Remember none of us are promised this full day"


Thank you for the laughs

 

[pleased2eatyou]

Oh we have our letters for stupid hurtfull actions!!!!!

Can PMS just cover their bitchiness, explaining away horrible behavior? Why? Men you don't get three little letters, to excuse the moods you swing in? You deserve purple hearts for mastering a relationship that can spin completely out of control.

Only to have your lady in life, smile up at you and whisper "I am sorry its PMS, you know."

5 of them PENIS