How do you like to start a PM?

[Garnate]

"Dear the most delicious of delicious people I've seen on this delicious day..."

No.

Not really. That's tongue in cheek... or tongue somewhere... whatever the expression is.

I've been off Lit so much, but even before when I was on Lit, I didn't send a lot of unsolicited PM's. If I did, I generally opened with a friendly greeting and went on to say whatever I had to say that was relevant to what it was that prompted the PM.

Usually I get all my flirting done out in the open where everyone can read and mock it. Then in pm I only answer with one word responses. Just to keep them guessing.

I got the best compliment earlier today when they told me I'm "The queen of making people feel indifferent". I'll cherish it always.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Touch_72]

Usually I get all my flirting done out in the open where everyone can read and mock it. Then in pm I only answer with one word responses. Just to keep them guessing.

I got the best compliment earlier today when they told me I'm "The queen of making people feel indifferent". I'll cherish it always.

There's a bar line for ya.

 

[MausAss]

Wait? What! You send that to everyone!!

I thought I was a special snowflake...

He duped me, too. I thought he was going to be my next husband but I guess I should move on AGAIN.

You are special. I sent that PM too hundreds of girls, over and over and you were the only ones to respond. That makes what we have special.

 

[outlawxtorn]

Usually someone relevant to their profile.

 

[Garnate]

We'll have to get started on that lesbian colony, in a home with a group shower.

Could we please?? Litopia here we cum.

There's a bar line for ya.

It touched me deep down in my vagina, for sure.

 

[Lustful_Intentions]

Could we please?? Litopia here we cum.


It touched me deep down in my vagina, for sure.

Where else would you expect it to touch you?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Dear PM Pal

My hobby is stuffing cats in sewer cleanouts.

 

[Garnate]

You are special. I sent that PM too hundreds of girls, over and over and you were the only ones to respond. That makes what we have special.

I'm sorry, love. I can't do this anymore. I'm running away with JtohisPB to Litopia.

Usually someone relevant to their profile.

So my pm to YOU would include talk of naked guitar playing and drawing children, which would get me arrested. I'll just stick to my original pm.

Do you like cats?

 

[Garnate]

Where else would you expect it to touch you?

I will show you on the doll where I expected it to touch me.

 

[RickTango]

I just give out my phone number

 

[Garnate]

Dear PM Pal

My hobby is stuffing cats in sewer cleanouts.

And this is why we're best friends.

 

[outlawxtorn]

I'm sorry, love. I can't do this anymore. I'm running away with JtohisPB to Litopia.


So my pm to YOU would include talk of naked guitar playing and drawing children, which would get me arrested. I'll just stick to my original pm.

Do you like cats?

Good point!
And yes, I own a fat cat named Hercules. I also own some Sugar Gliders.

 

[Lustful_Intentions]

I will show you on the doll where I expected it to touch me.

Hmmph, that doll doesn't even have genitals.

 

[Garnate]

Good point!
And yes, I own a fat cat named Hercules. I also own some Sugar Gliders.

I don't think this is going to work out Should we just fuck real quick before I leave?

 

[Garnate]

Hmmph, that doll doesn't even have genitals.

What?? I drew them on with markers! You're so fucking picky!

 

[Lustful_Intentions]

What?? I drew them on with markers! You're so fucking picky!

*Shakes head* You mean those dry erase markers?

 

[MausAss]

*Shakes head* You mean those dry erase markers?

If you hadn't touched them, they still would've been there. Perv!

 

[orinocoflow]

Are you saying your dick is like an ice pick? I'm just asking because I haven't seen it yet.

*Ahem*

I don't like to boast but it has been used to crack a smile

Now wait your turn, you'll get your chance.

 

[Garnate]

*Shakes head* You mean those dry erase markers?

I see where I messed up here....

I don't like to boast but it has been used to crack a smile

Now wait your turn, you'll get your chance.

Woot!

 

[lovecraft68]

With a compliment? A joke? A "Hello, my name is...."? With an insult? An insult followed by a compliment? Your life story?

When you see someone you just gotta talk to, what's your opener?

Because I am not here to try to get into anyone's 'cyber panties' if the poster is female I usually start it with, "Sorry for the uninvited PM, but...."and go on with whatever reason I was contacting them. I do that because I know most women here get inundated with rude pm's and try to establish I'm not looking for anything.

If its a guy its a simple, "Hey how are you, I...."

Of course to you it might be, "Oh, Mistress, please do not punish me for having the audacity to reach out to you uninvited, I throw myself at your feet for mercy....and to perv on your feet

 

[Garnate]

Because I am not here to try to get into anyone's 'cyber panties' if the poster is female I usually start it with, "Sorry for the uninvited PM, but...."and go on with whatever reason I was contacting them. I do that because I know most women here get inundated with rude pm's and try to establish I'm not looking for anything.

If its a guy its a simple, "Hey how are you, I...."

Of course to you it might be, "Oh, Mistress, please do not punish me for having the audacity to reach out to you uninvited, I throw myself at your feet for mercy....and to perv on your feet

LOL

If someone isn't pm'ing for the hawt cyber secks, I won't even read it. I mean, what's the fucking point? Literally. lol

 

[lovecraft68]

LOL

If someone isn't pm'ing for the hawt cyber secks, I won't even read it. I mean, what's the fucking point? Literally. lol

Well.....I could make an exception for you....providing you put that gun down, first. I have enough performance anxiety as it is....

Oh, who am I kidding, I've written stories featuring knife play.

 

[Que]

With a compliment? A joke? A "Hello, my name is...."? With an insult? An insult followed by a compliment? Your life story?

When you see someone you just gotta talk to, what's your opener?

Like in life, I always lead with my cock. Why do you think God put it right out front like that?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I once replied to a PM with, GO FUCK YOURSELF, and the woman left her husband for me. That was 13 years ago and we're still friends. You just never know what turns them on. I credit my sensitivity and intuition.